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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
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Preggy Po's
It worked!
My almost two year old son makes me think that this might work out ok.
My son giving hugs and kisses to baby bro in the womb.
We eat awesome junk food pretty much everyday.
Wine? Sure babe have a sip of mine. Hey would you mind driving home?
PregNancy Negs
"Hey honey, I just thought that maybe Thursday I could go watch some hoops with IRL friends rick daris steve and _fan..."
I want to choke you and gouge your eyes right now.
"Did you like the kids time with Mr. Steve?"
Just typical all the stupid baby wraps and women doing all the work watching the kids talking about soy and organic and the men sitting there at the tables outside sipping coffee and laughing. Mr. Steve was great and our son had a great time but you have to take him from now on or I will hurt someone.
I need a hotdog right now with onions and a toasted bun. Where is the rough ridin' mustard?? How do we not have any yellow mustard?? We have this disgusting ketchup and we have rough ridin' hot sauce and we have soy sauce and we have salad dressing and we have no mustard???
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can I name this one? please!
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'grats Kat kid and Mrs Kat kid and soon to be big bro Kat kid!
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Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?
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Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?
ASK YOUR SOURCE!
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:emawkid: congratulations KK
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'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK. :D
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'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK. :D
also mustard
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Grats KK.
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I mean in her defense why don't you have any yellow mustard around the house? have you tried it on a hotdog? its amazing.
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i have at least six different mustards but no salad dressing. trade?
also, 'grats
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Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?
ASK YOUR SOURCE!
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i mean i even told you i was out running errands last night. i easily could've brought by some mustard.
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very happy for you KK :thumbs:
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Wine? Sure babe have a sip of mine. Hey would you mind driving home?
The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic. :cheers:
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PregNancy Negs
"Hey honey, I just thought that maybe Thursday I could go watch some hoops with IRL friends rick daris steve and _fan..."
I want to choke you and gouge your eyes right now.
That's rough KK, my pregnant wife is all "are you going to watch basketball all night Friday with your friends"
"Well I thought I would help put lil raquetcatette to bed and then give my bros a call"
"Oh you can go right after work, really it's no big deal"
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:love:
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Wine? Sure babe have a sip of mine. Hey would you mind driving home?
The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic. :cheers:
Nice. Might impregnate my wife one more time just to use that line.
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Grats KK, maybe you'll get twins :crossfingers:
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:thumbsup:
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Leo. Boy.
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Leo. Boy.
I like Mark. lets name him Mark.
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Mrs. KK was pretty big on the name Stevesie after our talk on Tuesday. I take it she hasn't told you yet?
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Leo. Boy.
:D Please extend good wishes from me to Mrs. KK! :D
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When is he due?
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When is he due?
Ides of June.
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
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yes. stop at two is the way to do.
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession. She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers. I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.
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Big props to Kat Kid on the new addition, and more importantly for the killer thread title. I'm excited for our kids to BBS together someday.
'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK. :D
LOL at FanMan for thinking that flowers and nice words are all a pregnant woman with a kid needs. Mrs. KK is not a stereotype on a TV show.
But I guess you wouldn't know, since you didn't know you were a dad until the kid was five or so. Maybe some day. :cheers:
The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic. :cheers:
That's a good one. I always preferred some variation of "Well since I'm eating for two also..."
**grab some extra potato oles**
yes. stop at two is the way to do.
:runaway: :curse: :blindfold: :frown: :bawl: :angry: :flush: :buh-bye:
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how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim? as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes :Sweat:
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession. She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers. I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.
My wife and I started off wanting 3, after the first I had to talk her into having a second (due in September), and then we're done. Gotta keep even numbers so it's easy to get a table at a restaurant
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Leo. Boy.
i was going to attack you for selfishly overpopulating, but i'll defer because leo is a great name. good choice.
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how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim? as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes :Sweat:
You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such. Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on. I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale. You can tell it by your posting. Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?
Yeah, June 17th.
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how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim? as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes :Sweat:
You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such. Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on. I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale. You can tell it by your posting. Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.
Thanks, that made me feel better
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how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim? as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes :Sweat:
You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such. Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on. I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale. You can tell it by your posting. Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.
Thanks, that made me feel better
Just have your significant other say something like, "I think I'm going to have a hard time getting pregnant".
Dax-Life Lesson
Oh and 'Grats KK. You stud.
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Just today I gave Leo as a recomendo to the guy in the next cube who is having a boy this week for whom no name has yet been chosen.
Also, three is the new two.
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?
Yeah, June 17th.
'Grats on the BACK2BACK kids! A year apart, that's ballsy
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession. She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers. I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.
My wife and I started off wanting 3, after the first I had to talk her into having a second (due in September), and then we're done. Gotta keep even numbers so it's easy to get a table at a restaurant
Divide and conquer is much easier with two. Glad we stopped there.
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
:thumbs:
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Leo is such a badass name.
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Leo is such a badass name.
agree
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I am reading The Rainmaker right now ( :lol: ) and the main antagonist lawyer is Leo F. Drummond and i was just thinking what a stud name that is. great work KK
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The worst part about this is Leo is now off the board for KK buds :(
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grats to the KKs two of the finest people I know :Woot:
yes. stop at two is the way to do.
There is a massive difference between 1 and 2 can't imagine the jump from 2 to 3. I plan on visiting the snip doc next year the Wednesday before the tournament starts
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Congrats to all the expecting gE dads!
Gonna win 'em all!
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grats to the KKs two of the finest people I know :Woot:
yes. stop at two is the way to do.
There is a massive difference between 1 and 2 can't imagine the jump from 2 to 3. I plan on visiting the snip doc next year the Wednesday before the tournament starts
People say that the biggest difference is between 1 and 2. Much less for subsequent kids.
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grats to the KKs two of the finest people I know :Woot:
yes. stop at two is the way to do.
There is a massive difference between 1 and 2 can't imagine the jump from 2 to 3. I plan on visiting the snip doc next year the Wednesday before the tournament starts
People say that the biggest difference is between 1 and 2. Much less for subsequent kids.
Not for us. Seems like something that is very dependent on the personalities of the kids and the parents. Two wasn't much harder than one. Three is a huge leap in difficulty/effort.
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You would have to go to a zone defense
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Congrats. We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th. That will be the end of that.
Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?
Yeah, June 17th.
'Grats on the BACK2BACK kids! A year apart, that's ballsy
Irish twins
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3 is pud. Confirmed.
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Congrats KK!!
Also, I'm still not sure how my parents stayed normal after the jump from 1 to 4.
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3 is pud. Confirmed.
3 has been pretty crazy for us. It's the mornings the mornings are crazy sometimes.
Me- What do you want to eat?
Kids- honeynut cherios
Me- ok
Kids- can I have toast?
Me- Yes
Kids- Uhmmm can I have chocolate milk?
Me- No you can have regular milk
Kids- I want pancakes
Me- eat what you already have
Kids- ok
Crazy right?
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I'm telling you. Two. Divide and conquer. Three plus is tough. More power to you.
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Don't only have one... They'll be social weirdos
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one is more than enough for anyone. we need a tax.
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Tax on people that have only one makes sense. Only children are an enormous societal ill.
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Don't only have one... They'll be social weirdos
i cannot vouch for the veracity of this statement.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26636166
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Once you have one, the biggest jump is to two. That is 100% more kids. When you go to three, that is only 50% more kids. The jump to 4 is 33% more.
Where the eff is mocat to get this crap straightened out?
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KK is not ready for this. Rocky road ahead. Likely divorce.
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Dobber you are right on the money. Have 2 or have none at all is my motto
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KK is not ready for this. Rocky road ahead. Likely divorce.
I doubt it. Inertia is pretty powerful.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
have thought about this. there is a lot of stigma to it. mrs. dave says she would rather have none than one but can't explain why.
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Dobber you are right on the money. Have 2 or have none at all is my motto
That is not what the math says!!! :bang: :bang:
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I think the biggest jump is 0 to 1. That's infinity more kids. So due to math that's why I'm not having any kids. Good thing all you guys are having tons of kids so the population doesn't die off.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
have thought about this. there is a lot of stigma to it. mrs. dave says she would rather have none than one but can't explain why.
only children are fine.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
have thought about this. there is a lot of stigma to it. mrs. dave says she would rather have none than one but can't explain why.
only children are fine.
Agreed, although I came from alot more than 1 and I have alot more than 1.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
Then why am I so weird? :shakesfist:
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
Then why am I so weird? :shakesfist:
Do you try to work into every coversation something about the huge inheritance your folks are going to leave you because they were both only children too?
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
Then why am I so weird? :shakesfist:
you're not that weird, dude.
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I have 5 siblings. My dad has 14 siblings :whistle1:
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Having siblings sounds like the worst.
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Having siblings sounds like the worst.
no, you are.
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Having siblings sounds like the worst.
no, you are.
Your statement is false.
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There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.
have thought about this. there is a lot of stigma to it. mrs. dave says she would rather have none than one but can't explain why.
only children are fine.
Nope. 100% sociopaths.
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seriously someone let me name this baby.
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100% of serial killers are only children.
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Having siblings sounds like the worst.
no, you are.
Your statement is false.
one of your posts is wrong, the other is right. fe fi fo fiddle, can you solve that little riddle?
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I enjoy these honest insights into KK life. Lets me know what is most likely ahead for ol' ChiCat
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100% of serial killers are only children.
It comes from the inability to blame crap on other sublings and having to pick up all the dog poop and mow all the lawn all the time. They just snap and plot the murder of as many ppl as possible.
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
it's the modern day insurance policy against your offspring dying in farm accidents
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
had a close family friend take his own life a few years back. It's a very unfortunate situation and I'm very glad that he had a younger sibling for his parent's sake.
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
Man that's awful to think about
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Only children are huge brats.
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Only children are huge brats.
Eh, I think that's still 100% dependent on parents
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
Man that's awful to think about
It's an excellent point though (not suggesting you were saying it wasn't).
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
Man that's awful to think about
It's an excellent point though (not suggesting you were saying it wasn't).
Yeah, it is
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you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.
This is the exact reason mrs. Hamburg refuses to have just 1.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
seems more rational than planning on one kid dying and therefore needing a replacement kid
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.
I win, the wife wins, the kids win. I don't see the problem.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
seems more rational than planning on one kid dying and therefore needing a replacement kid
It's not "planning" per se. Consider life insurance as an analogue. No one, generally speaking, plans to die unexpectedly.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.
I win, the wife wins, the kids win. I don't see the problem.
This isn't Russia, do what you want. Are you saying that you wanted to avoid health complications of a child birth, or do you literally mean that you are concerned about the aesthetics of her genitals, etc.? Because, there is a difference in my opinion. Again, this isn't Russia, but still.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine? How would you feel about that?
That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.
I win, the wife wins, the kids win. I don't see the problem.
This isn't Russia, do what you want. Are you saying that you wanted to avoid health complications of a child birth, or do you literally mean that you are concerned about the aesthetics of her genitals, etc.? Because, there is a difference in my opinion. Again, this isn't Russia, but still.
Don't judge us.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a child you only want because of the .05% chance that the first child will die as a teenager, is clearly stupid. This isn't even taking into consideration was that there's a good chance child #2 won't fill the void left by child #1.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a child you only want because of the .05% chance that the first child will die as a teenager, is clearly stupid. This isn't even taking into consideration was that there's a good chance child #2 won't fill the void left by child #1.
I think the mortality rate at my high school was closer to .5%
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a child you only want because of the .05% chance that the first child will die as a teenager, is clearly stupid. This isn't even taking into consideration was that there's a good chance child #2 won't fill the void left by child #1.
I think the mortality rate at my high school was closer to .5%
well if you ever move back you should maybe consider having 10 replacement children just to be safe
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a child you only want because of the .05% chance that the first child will die as a teenager, is clearly stupid. This isn't even taking into consideration was that there's a good chance child #2 won't fill the void left by child #1.
What is the cost of that void you speak of? is it more or less than hundreds of thousands of dollars? I don't know, I'm asking. Is it possible that someone could perceive that cost to be so great that it would justify hundreds of thousands of dollars? I don't give a crap either way, just curious.
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That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child
It might be "awful," but it's clearly not stupid. It's a reasoned decision, albeit a somewhat morbid one.
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a child you only want because of the .05% chance that the first child will die as a teenager, is clearly stupid. This isn't even taking into consideration was that there's a good chance child #2 won't fill the void left by child #1.
What is the cost of that void you speak of? is it more or less than hundreds of thousands of dollars? I don't know, I'm asking. Is it possible that someone could perceive that cost to be so great that it would justify hundreds of thousands of dollars? I don't give a crap either way, just curious.
Yes, it's possible for stupid people to perceive the cost to be worth the insurance of the second child.
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I'm not going to do the research on this, but IF it's probable, or even possible for a person to "get through" the soul crushing loss of a child easier if they had another living child, then what is a couple hundred thousand dollars? Does it make more sense to you if the person is affluent :dunno:
And, it's probably not likely that is the ONLY reason this hypothetical person had a second kid. Is your objection limited to cases where that is the ONLY reason, is merely having that as A reason enough for you to object?
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I mean, this is like Pascal's wager, right?
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Good grief. Do I need to get the Animal or Steve Dave in here to tell all of you to shut up?
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Everyone shut up
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I'm not going to do the research on this, but IF it's probable, or even possible for a person to "get through" the soul crushing loss of a child easier if they had another living child, then what is a couple hundred thousand dollars? Does it make more sense to you if the person is affluent :dunno:
it's still completely irrational. I mean, I'll admit having children is pretty irrational to begin with, but at least there can be reasons associated with happiness and joy and stuff that have somewhat decent odds.
And, it's probably not likely that is the ONLY reason this hypothetical person had a second kid. Is your object limited to cases where that is the ONLY reason, is merely having that as A reason enough for you to object?
I think it's obvious it wouldn't be the only reason in real life. But I think someone who cites it as a way to convince their partner to have a second child is pretty twisted.
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For this whole replacement kid thing to work, the two kids can never ride in the same vehicle because what if there's an accident...
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For this whole replacement kid thing to work, the two kids can never ride in the same vehicle because what if there's an accident...
what a total pain in the ass
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I liked this thread a lot more when we were all having fun congratulating two amazing humans (KK and Mrs. KK).
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For this whole replacement kid thing to work, the two kids can never ride in the same vehicle because what if there's an accident...
You still have a fraction of the original odds.
The kid replacement thing isn't a top reason for multiple kids, just another reason(top one is that lone children are self-centered). It's extremely morbid and I might consider it stupid and awful as well if I hadn't lost friends and a brother. Small sample size and stuff, I guess.
I'll shut up now.
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Spacne two words c-section bro. And the second kid will never fix or fill the void left from an untimely death but more distract the parents from being consumed with grief. It just forces them to keep up the routine of daily life which helps. :th_twocents:
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lots of anti-only-child racism in here :angry:
for real tho KK name your kid luke
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for real tho KK name your kid luke
Oh man!
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I am related to a family of four that splits up flights when they travel. One parent takes one kid and the other parent takes the other kid on a separate flight because they don't want to get all wiped out at once in a plane crash.
but they still get in the same car on a daily basis.
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for real tho KK name your kid luke
Oh man!
:lol:
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Isn't the two separate flight thing increasing the odds that two of them will have to live through the death of the the other two?
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One of the parents just doesn't want to fly with either the spouse or particular children.
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So what kinda vageen wreckage we talking here? I had no idea it was substantial.
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So what kinda vageen wreckage we talking here? I had no idea it was substantial.
The phrase "post-Katrina" comes to mind...
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So what kinda vageen wreckage we talking here? I had no idea it was substantial.
The phrase "post-Katrina" comes to mind...
New product idea: a surgically implanted womb mold to make the baby more aerodynamic.
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Before this thread veers into KatDaddy territory...
For us, the jump from two to three wasn't that substantial at all. (Each kid was born roughly two years after the one that preceded it.) In fact, the third was kind of a peacemaker, as the first kid was always bothering the second kid, and now the first kid just focuses all of the attention on the baby.
Like Mrs. KK (a known wonderful human being), Mrs. WonderMeal started out wanting five. At first I said two max, but have obviously changed my tune. If I could have a ton of kids without having to drive a minivan (and if daycare was significantly cheaper), I'd probably go with five. We might max out at four, but aren't sure yet.