Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's

[Mr Bread]

When is he due?

[Kat Kid]

When is he due?

Ides of June.

[Mr Bread]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

[Dr Rick Daris]

yes. stop at two is the way to do.

[Kat Kid]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession.  She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers.  I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.

[WonderMeal]

Big props to Kat Kid on the new addition, and more importantly for the killer thread title. I'm excited for our kids to BBS together someday.

'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK. 

LOL at FanMan for thinking that flowers and nice words are all a pregnant woman with a kid needs. Mrs. KK is not a stereotype on a TV show.

But I guess you wouldn't know, since you didn't know you were a dad until the kid was five or so. Maybe some day. 

The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic.

That's a good one. I always preferred some variation of "Well since I'm eating for two also..."
**grab some extra potato oles**

yes. stop at two is the way to do.

[star seed 7]

how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim?  as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes 

[raquetcat]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?

[raquetcat]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession.  She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers.  I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.

My wife and I started off wanting 3, after the first I had to talk her into having a second (due in September), and then we're done. Gotta keep even numbers so it's easy to get a table at a restaurant

[sys]

Leo.  Boy.

i was going to attack you for selfishly overpopulating, but i'll defer because leo is a great name.  good choice.

[Mr Bread]

how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim?  as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes 

You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such.  Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on.  I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale.  You can tell it by your posting.  Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.       

[Mr Bread]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?

Yeah, June 17th. 

[star seed 7]

how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim?  as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes 

You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such.  Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on.  I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale.  You can tell it by your posting.  Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.       

Thanks, that made me feel better

[sonofdaxjones]

how satisfying is it knowing that your boys can swim?  as a (getting) older childless male, i get kinda scared that maybe mine won't when the time comes 

You shouldn't think about it, the power of the mind and such.  Might jinx yourself or talk your balls out of performing later on.  I have good instincts when it comes to virility and you are currently nails on the knocking ladies up scale.  You can tell it by your posting.  Screams I've got a prolific baby maker over here guys.       

Thanks, that made me feel better

Just have your significant other say something like, "I think I'm going to have a hard time getting pregnant".   

Dax-Life Lesson

Oh and 'Grats KK.  You stud.

[SleepFighter]

Just today I gave Leo as a recomendo to the guy in the next cube who is having a boy this week for whom no name has yet been chosen.

Also, three is the new two.

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[raquetcat]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

Didn't you just have your first kid last year during fatty fest?

Yeah, June 17th.

'Grats on the BACK2BACK kids! A year apart, that's ballsy

[IPA4Me]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

My wife took the very aggressive opening negotiating position of 5 children and now seems to think 3 is an enormous concession.  She has agreed to delay discussion of a third until 1 and 2 are out of diapers.  I am hoping that will be enough time to dispel any idealistic thoughts about us turning in to little house on the prairie peasant homesteaders with a rough ridin' sod house and no cable and two paid off jalopies schlepping our brood to wal-mart and Applebee's once a month.

My wife and I started off wanting 3, after the first I had to talk her into having a second (due in September), and then we're done. Gotta keep even numbers so it's easy to get a table at a restaurant

Divide and conquer is much easier with two. Glad we stopped there.

[steve dave]

Congrats.  We've got our second tiny human complete with peen due July 16th.  That will be the end of that.       

 

[Stevesie60]

Leo is such a badass name.

[steve dave]

Leo is such a badass name.

agree

[mocat]

I am reading The Rainmaker right now (  ) and the main antagonist lawyer is Leo F. Drummond and i was just thinking what a stud name that is. great work KK

[steve dave]

The worst part about this is Leo is now off the board for KK buds :(

[MakeItRain]

grats to the KKs two of the finest people I know

yes. stop at two is the way to do.

There is a massive difference between 1 and 2 can't imagine the jump from 2 to 3. I plan on visiting the snip doc next year the Wednesday before the tournament starts

[slobber]

Congrats to all the expecting gE dads!


Gonna win 'em all!

[nicname]

grats to the KKs two of the finest people I know

yes. stop at two is the way to do.

There is a massive difference between 1 and 2 can't imagine the jump from 2 to 3. I plan on visiting the snip doc next year the Wednesday before the tournament starts

People say that the biggest difference is between 1 and 2. Much less for subsequent kids.