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Offline Kat Kid

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Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« on: March 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM »
Preggy Po's

It worked!

My almost two year old son makes me think that this might work out ok.

My son giving hugs and kisses to baby bro in the womb.

We eat awesome junk food pretty much everyday.

Wine?  Sure babe have a sip of mine.  Hey would you mind driving home?

PregNancy Negs

"Hey honey, I just thought that maybe Thursday I could go watch some hoops with IRL friends rick daris steve and _fan..."

I want to choke you and gouge your eyes right now.

"Did you like the kids time with Mr. Steve?"

Just typical all the stupid baby wraps and women doing all the work watching the kids talking about soy and organic and the men sitting there at the tables outside sipping coffee and laughing.  Mr. Steve was great and our son had a great time but you have to take him from now on or I will hurt someone.

 I need a hotdog right now with onions and a toasted bun.  Where is the rough ridin' mustard??  How do we not have any yellow mustard??  We have this disgusting ketchup and we have rough ridin' hot sauce and we have soy sauce and we have salad dressing and we have no mustard???

 


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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 09:17:06 AM »
can I name this one? please!
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 09:42:09 AM »
'grats Kat kid and Mrs Kat kid and soon to be big bro Kat kid!
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 09:44:22 AM »
Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 09:48:02 AM »
Quote from: ksu_FAN on March 19, 2014, 09:44:22 AM
Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?

ASK YOUR SOURCE!
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 09:51:51 AM »
 :emawkid:  congratulations KK
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 09:52:34 AM »
'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK.  :D
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 09:53:13 AM »
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 19, 2014, 09:52:34 AM
'Grats! Bring her home some flowers today and comment on how beautiful she looks. You'll have hoops in no time, KK.  :D

also mustard
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 10:02:35 AM »
Grats KK.
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 10:04:37 AM »
I mean in her defense why don't you have any yellow mustard around the house? have you tried it on a hotdog? its amazing.
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2014, 10:07:30 AM »
i have at least six different mustards but no salad dressing.  trade?

also, 'grats
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 10:07:59 AM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 09:48:02 AM
Quote from: ksu_FAN on March 19, 2014, 09:44:22 AM
Wait, does this mean no hoops watching on Thursday?

ASK YOUR SOURCE!

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 10:11:18 AM »
i mean i even told you i was out running errands last night. i easily could've brought by some mustard.
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 10:46:10 AM »
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 11:04:15 AM »
very happy for you KK  :thumbs:
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 11:18:44 AM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
Wine?  Sure babe have a sip of mine.  Hey would you mind driving home?
 

The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic. :cheers:
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2014, 11:31:52 AM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM

PregNancy Negs

"Hey honey, I just thought that maybe Thursday I could go watch some hoops with IRL friends rick daris steve and _fan..."

I want to choke you and gouge your eyes right now.

That's rough KK, my pregnant wife is all "are you going to watch basketball all night Friday with your friends"

"Well I thought I would help put lil raquetcatette to bed and then give my bros a call"

"Oh you can go right after work, really it's no big deal"

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2014, 11:38:41 AM »
 :love:
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2014, 11:41:40 AM »
Quote from: michigancat on March 19, 2014, 11:18:44 AM
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
Wine?  Sure babe have a sip of mine.  Hey would you mind driving home?
 

The classic line is, "She's eating for two, and I'm DRINKING for two!" Classic. :cheers:

Nice.  Might impregnate my wife one more time just to use that line.
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2014, 12:32:42 PM »
 Grats KK,  maybe you'll get twins :crossfingers:
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2014, 12:46:07 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2014, 03:20:18 PM »
Leo.  Boy.
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2014, 04:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 03:20:18 PM
Leo.  Boy.

I like Mark. lets name him Mark.
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2014, 05:40:05 PM »
Mrs. KK was pretty big on the name Stevesie after our talk on Tuesday. I take it she hasn't told you yet?
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2014, 07:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on March 19, 2014, 03:20:18 PM
Leo.  Boy.

:D Please extend good wishes from me to Mrs. KK! :D
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