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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #75 on: March 21, 2014, 08:53:54 AM »
I have 5 siblings. My dad has 14 siblings  :whistle1:

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« Reply #76 on: March 21, 2014, 08:55:08 AM »
Having siblings sounds like the worst.

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« Reply #77 on: March 21, 2014, 09:00:54 AM »
Having siblings sounds like the worst.

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« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2014, 09:02:38 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2014, 09:07:46 AM »
There is nothing wrong with an only child, it's an absurd myth they're any different.

have thought about this. there is a lot of stigma to it. mrs. dave says she would rather have none than one but can't explain why.

only children are fine.

Nope.  100% sociopaths.

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« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2014, 10:03:30 AM »
seriously someone let me name this baby.
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« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2014, 10:35:58 AM »
100% of serial killers are only children.

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« Reply #82 on: March 21, 2014, 10:39:42 AM »
Having siblings sounds like the worst.

no, you are.

Your statement is false.

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« Reply #83 on: March 21, 2014, 12:14:02 PM »
I enjoy these honest insights into KK life.  Lets me know what is most likely ahead for ol' ChiCat

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« Reply #84 on: March 21, 2014, 02:58:42 PM »
100% of serial killers are only children.

It comes from the  inability to blame crap on other sublings and having to pick up all the dog poop and mow all the lawn all the time.  They just snap and plot the murder of as many ppl as possible.

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #85 on: March 21, 2014, 03:42:58 PM »
you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #86 on: March 21, 2014, 03:45:05 PM »
you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

it's the modern day insurance policy against your offspring dying in farm accidents

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« Reply #87 on: March 21, 2014, 03:47:58 PM »
you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

had a close family friend take his own life a few years back. It's a very unfortunate situation and I'm very glad that he had a younger sibling for his parent's sake.

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« Reply #88 on: March 21, 2014, 03:48:17 PM »

you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

Man that's awful to think about

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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #89 on: March 21, 2014, 03:55:33 PM »
Only children are huge brats.

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« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2014, 03:56:35 PM »

Only children are huge brats.

Eh, I think that's still 100% dependent on parents

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« Reply #91 on: March 21, 2014, 04:41:56 PM »

you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

Man that's awful to think about

It's an excellent point though (not suggesting you were saying it wasn't). 
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« Reply #92 on: March 21, 2014, 06:42:49 PM »


you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

Man that's awful to think about

It's an excellent point though (not suggesting you were saying it wasn't).

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« Reply #93 on: March 21, 2014, 07:43:09 PM »
you never plan on a kid dying, but i've seen a ridiculous amount of teenage car accident deaths and the parents with only one kid have never gotten their life back together.

This is the exact reason mrs. Hamburg refuses to have just 1. 
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« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2014, 05:00:28 PM »
That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

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« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2014, 05:06:30 PM »

That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine?  How would you feel about that?
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Re: Preggy Po's and PregNancy Neg's
« Reply #96 on: March 22, 2014, 05:14:46 PM »

That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine?  How would you feel about that?

That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.

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« Reply #97 on: March 22, 2014, 05:15:38 PM »

That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine?  How would you feel about that?

seems more rational than planning on one kid dying and therefore needing a replacement kid

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« Reply #98 on: March 22, 2014, 05:17:50 PM »


That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine?  How would you feel about that?

That you are either a sociopath or a benevolent pervert.

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« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2014, 05:19:47 PM »


That is an awful and rough ridin' stupid reason to have a second child

What if I told you I have adopted all 3 of my children, not for infertility or humanitarian purposes - though I will gladly accept the credit - but because I want to keep my wife's winklywoo pristine?  How would you feel about that?

seems more rational than planning on one kid dying and therefore needing a replacement kid

It's not "planning" per se. Consider life insurance as an analogue. No one, generally speaking, plans to die unexpectedly.
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