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Title: vomiting
Post by: steve dave on December 03, 2013, 08:50:03 AM
 :Ughhh:

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
congrats! you are pregnant.
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 03, 2013, 08:50:59 AM
i threw up recently for the first time in about a decade, and it was terrible.  i busted blood vessels in around my eyes because of the extreme force of the puking.

t&p's, s.d.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Kat Kid on December 03, 2013, 08:56:48 AM
:Ughhh:

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.

Son of KK threw up last night too.  A bunch.  Was not very fun for anyone.
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 03, 2013, 08:57:24 AM
i did it a few months ago. the cramping stomach stuff was far worse for me than the actual throwing up. the throwing up was welcomed. so horrible though.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 03, 2013, 09:02:08 AM
It's pretty much tradition I throw up the morning of our bowl game (two years in a row now).  I'm more of a day-after puker than a night-of, although it used to be the latter.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: _33 on December 03, 2013, 09:20:35 AM
Throwing up is the worst thing in the world.  Just the absolute worst.  I haven't thrown up since Dec. 29 2004.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: steve dave on December 03, 2013, 09:27:07 AM
:Ughhh:

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.

Son of KK threw up last night too.  A bunch.  Was not very fun for anyone.

we probably have some sort of neural link type deal and he was feeling bad for uncle dave feeling bad and was just having sympathetic throw ups. or vice versa. about 2:30?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Kat Kid on December 03, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
:Ughhh:

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.

Son of KK threw up last night too.  A bunch.  Was not very fun for anyone.

we probably have some sort of neural link type deal and he was feeling bad for uncle dave feeling bad and was just having sympathetic throw ups. or vice versa. about 2:30?

Every 45 minutes until he was empty starting at 6:45ish, then more once we let him chug too much pedialyte.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 09:34:13 AM
i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on December 03, 2013, 09:36:19 AM
Merge w/ flu shot thread?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: steve dave on December 03, 2013, 09:36:40 AM
i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

I've never thrown up from drinking. true sd fact.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
have you guys ever seen someone dry heave while shirtless? i've seen a drunk frat bro wretch and it gives you some insight into how miserable an experience it is for the body.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 09:40:26 AM
i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

I've never thrown up from drinking. true sd fact.
not even when the actives made you chug two 40oz malt liquor bottles after taking vodka shots? everyone pukes that night. :surprised:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 03, 2013, 09:41:47 AM
throwing up sucks...however i usually feel lots better afterwards. Dry heaves are the worst though. the worst.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2013, 09:42:38 AM
throwing up while drunk is way better than throwing up while sober.

unless it's in a wrong place that causes major problems
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Post by: Winters on December 03, 2013, 09:45:15 AM
I'm pretty sure it is the most disgusting and awful thing the human body can do.
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Post by: AppleJack on December 03, 2013, 09:45:16 AM
It's the cold sweats that are the worst.
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Post by: _33 on December 03, 2013, 09:56:28 AM
It's the cold sweats that are the worst.

No, the worst is when your body is convulsing and food and bile and stomach juice is burning it's way up your esophagus and being projectiled out of your mouth.  Cold sweats can be 2nd worst.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Winters on December 03, 2013, 10:01:18 AM
The absolute worst is when you have food poisoning or the flu and everytime you wake up the first thing you have to do is vomit. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 03, 2013, 10:05:25 AM
are all of you guys complete idiots? the worst is when your stomach is cramping and turning and you know you're going to throw up and you want to throw up because you know you'll feel better immediately afterwards but you don't know if you'll throw up in two minutes or fifteen and so you just lay there trying to find the right position so that it isn't as horrible.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2013, 10:05:40 AM
throwing up while drunk is way better than throwing up while sober.

unless it's in a wrong place that causes major problems

throwing up while drunk > throwing up while sober > throwing up the next morning from drinking
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 03, 2013, 10:10:36 AM
i throw up the morning after binging about 25% of the time. dont really have a problem with it...
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
i throw up the morning after binging about 25% of the time. dont really have a problem with it...

most of my alcohol-related vomiting was the next day (not a gigantic sample size, but like 80% of the time).  throwing up at like 4pm the next day is like the worst feeling ever IMO.  i could be really weird though
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2013, 10:40:28 AM
Last time I puked from not alcohol was 2006.  I almost always puke the next day when I'm very hung over.  If I feel like I'm going to puke while I'm lying down, then all I have to do is stand up to puke.  It works 100% of the time.  On my feet and I'm puking in t-minus 30 seconds.  Where if I stayed down I might be able to ward it off indefinitely, maybe even forever.  I always go for the puke obvs. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 03, 2013, 10:57:02 AM
Sometimes if I drink a lot and think I'm going to have a super bad hangover I will force myself to puke the night before in hopes that it won't be so bad the next morning.  It works sometimes.

I have not puked due to non-alcohol reasons since 2007 when I got E-coli. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 03, 2013, 10:59:37 AM
My secret to morning after puking is to stick the toothbrush in too far when brushing teeth (cleaning tongue).  Works every time.  Sometimes on accident.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2013, 11:00:08 AM
have you guys ever seen someone dry heave while shirtless? i've seen a drunk frat bro wretch and it gives you some insight into how miserable an experience it is for the body.

It's not nearly as disturbing if they're fat.  Hides quite a bit of what's going on. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 8manpick on December 03, 2013, 11:10:18 AM
i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

Pretty sure the last time I puked was about 12 seconds after that as soon as the smell of puke hit my nose.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: hemmy on December 03, 2013, 11:22:32 AM
I hope I don't catch something in this thread. yeesh.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 11:53:52 AM
have you guys ever seen someone dry heave while shirtless? i've seen a drunk frat bro wretch and it gives you some insight into how miserable an experience it is for the body.

It's not nearly as disturbing if they're fat.  Hides quite a bit of what's going on.
i bet. this guy was kinda jacked, sometimes he would lay on the hallway floor and convulse for an hour straight. lots of vein and muscle in the human back. no one was ever worried about him, it was just something he did. he and his bros were from salina and they did feats of alcohol and drugs that may never be surpassed.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 11:55:02 AM
i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

Pretty sure the last time I puked was about 12 seconds after that as soon as the smell of puke hit my nose.
you're welcome.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: wiley on December 03, 2013, 11:57:55 AM
migraines......it happens to me about 1 or 2 times / year  :Yuck:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: jdagg2003 on December 03, 2013, 12:32:45 PM
migraines......it happens to me about 1 or 2 times / year  :Yuck:

This.. Right now.
I have to be in a bright room for the next 6~ hours, I think I'm making it worse thinking about it.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 03, 2013, 12:43:43 PM
True story: I have thrown up every Sunday following a home football game since the 2011 season. Most sundays I just wish I would have died at the bars.  I would have died doing something that I love: binge drinking and celebrating the wonder that is K-State football.

Threw up at 1 am Monday morning after the TCU game.  If I had a gun anywhere in my house, I would have deep throated it for sure.
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 03, 2013, 12:51:22 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on December 03, 2013, 01:19:17 PM
Takes epic binges to make me throw up.  Last one was my friends bachelor party last year.

Non binge vomiting has only happened like twice, one of which was last week  :sdeek:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: dontfeedthebear on December 03, 2013, 02:35:33 PM
Last time I threw up was last September on a first date with a gal who also lives in Omaha and was a KSU grad.  I excused myself and had to power walk to the bathroom to call the dinosaurs.  I left her downtown, mid-meal, and threw up 3 more times before I got home.  It was a feeling I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

It didn't scare her off, though, as I dated her for nearly a year.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on December 03, 2013, 03:01:33 PM
Last time I threw up was last September on a first date with a gal who also lives in Omaha and was a KSU grad.  I excused myself and had to power walk to the bathroom to call the dinosaurs.  I left her downtown, mid-meal, and threw up 3 more times before I got home.  It was a feeling I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

It didn't scare her off, though, as I dated her for nearly a year.  :thumbsup:

This is like that poop texting blumpz did.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 0.42 on December 03, 2013, 03:28:51 PM
gatorade barfs when you're sick should be illegal
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2013, 04:01:05 PM
gatorade barfs when you're sick should be illegal

I puked a Healthy Choice french bread supreme pizza when I had what I think was the bird flu in 2006 and I haven't eaten french bread pizza since.  Of any brand!! :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: ChiComCat on December 03, 2013, 04:08:16 PM
Last time I threw up it was from a hangover.  I thought I was done and started watching the new Arrested Development on Netflix.  Then they started eating mustard with parmesan cheese on it and I threw up again.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 03, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
Does randomly vomitting after eating something ruin it for anyone else?

Like i haven't ate Funyuns in 10 years(actually thank you vomitting)

Haven't been to subway/quiznos in the last year since i got sick after eating a sub.

Used to love homemade omelets when i was in college. not anymore.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2013, 04:17:02 PM
in 3rd grade or so i barfed godfathers pizza and have been repulsed by it ever since

i assume they are out of business now
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2013, 04:26:00 PM
It's the same principle as aversion therapy. 
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 03, 2013, 04:29:09 PM
I get the stomach flu every winter, and I throw up from drinking a few times per year. Most recently was morning after fattyfest.
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Post by: raquetcat on December 03, 2013, 04:32:44 PM
:Ughhh:

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.

Son of KK threw up last night too.  A bunch.  Was not very fun for anyone.

we probably have some sort of neural link type deal and he was feeling bad for uncle dave feeling bad and was just having sympathetic throw ups. or vice versa. about 2:30?

Every 45 minutes until he was empty starting at 6:45ish, then more once we let him chug too much pedialyte.
Woof, kid throw up is the worst, especially when they can't tell you it's coming.

Quote
Hey dad I'm gonna puke all over the couch and carpet and while I'm puking I'm gonna try hugging you because I'm scared of what my body is doing, so you're going to get it all over yourself too!
:frown:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Winters on December 03, 2013, 04:38:41 PM
Does randomly vomitting after eating something ruin it for anyone else?

Like i haven't ate Funyuns in 10 years(actually thank you vomitting)

Haven't been to subway/quiznos in the last year since i got sick after eating a sub.

Used to love homemade omelets when i was in college. not anymore.
Have not been to Arby's since they got me sick a couple years ago
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 03, 2013, 04:41:31 PM
I get the stomach flu every winter, and I throw up from drinking a few times per year. Most recently was morning after fattyfest.

well, that's a given.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: CNS on December 03, 2013, 04:51:04 PM
First alcohol vomit job was an extremely thorough one when I was 15 and drank a large amt of Red Dog beer.  Couldn't drink beer again until I was 20.  Couldn't smell it.   :Yuck:

Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2013, 04:52:53 PM
First alcohol vomit job was an extremely thorough one when I was 15 and drank a large amt of Red Dog beer.  Couldn't drink beer again until I was 20.  Couldn't smell it.   :Yuck:

did you drink liquor between 15 and 20 then?  those are pretty peak boozehounding years, developmentally
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: CNS on December 03, 2013, 04:56:06 PM
First alcohol vomit job was an extremely thorough one when I was 15 and drank a large amt of Red Dog beer.  Couldn't drink beer again until I was 20.  Couldn't smell it.   :Yuck:

did you drink liquor between 15 and 20 then?  those are pretty peak boozehounding years, developmentally

Oh yes.  Captian and Coke.  :cheers:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 0.42 on December 03, 2013, 04:56:43 PM
First alcohol vomit job was an extremely thorough one when I was 15 and drank a large amt of Red Dog beer.  Couldn't drink beer again until I was 20.  Couldn't smell it.   :Yuck:

Yeah I haven't touched a white russian ever since a particularly rough day drinking (and more) sesh in lubbock one year :dubious:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2013, 05:22:37 PM
See aversion therapy works great.  Doing something you don't like that you do or shouldn't be doing?  Get sick off it and you're on easy street again.  :driving: 

Boners in church?  Get sick off it.  Chew your nails?  Get sick off it!  Don't wear your seatbelt?  Get sick off it!!  Get a little rapey on second dates?  GET SICK OFF IT!!! :excited:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Headinjun on December 03, 2013, 06:23:11 PM
Last NYE morning I made the mistake of ordering a Starbucks breakfast sandwich w sausage.  I should have known that this grenade had probably been laying around all month since it was a slow time for deliveries.

About mid afternoon I heave, and continue to heave until 11 that night. In between heaves I was nauseated and the slightest noise or movement would send my stomach on a death spiral roller coaster. 

Needless to say I spent NYE at home wishing I was never born.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on December 03, 2013, 06:48:40 PM
what if you LOVE ludwig van, but everytime you hear him you get sick and have a strong feeling of impending death  :frown:  that would be super sad guys.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 03, 2013, 06:53:29 PM
I get the stomach flu every winter, and I throw up from drinking a few times per year. Most recently was morning after fattyfest.

well, that's a given.

Tell the peach eating vomit story
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 03, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
what if you LOVE ludwig van, but everytime you hear him you get sick and have a strong feeling of impending death  :frown:  that would be super sad guys.
i've heard falling out a second story window helps.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2013, 09:21:07 PM
I'm way too proud of the last time I alcohol puked.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: PowercatPat on December 03, 2013, 10:53:30 PM
It's amazing to me how little some people puke (not from drinking). I get the stomach flu at least once year. I envy those who haven't puked in a decade.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: ksupamplemousse on December 03, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Haven't non-binge puked since I was twelve years old. I puke every time I binge though. I used to fight it, now if I've had over fifteen drinks (light beer binging excluded) in an evening, when I get home I head straight to the bathroom and make myself vom. Then I brush my teeth, get a glass of water/vitamin B/and an aspirin, the next day is usually much better that way.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on December 03, 2013, 11:25:37 PM
Last time i threw up was thursday night before NDSU/KState after Aggieville.

Sources say alcohol may have been a factor
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: DQ12 on December 03, 2013, 11:30:08 PM
i bet i throw up more than the average person.
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Post by: bones129 on December 03, 2013, 11:37:17 PM
I do not throw up.  :)
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Post by: sunny_cat on December 03, 2013, 11:52:15 PM
I do not throw up.  :)

Isn't this a bad thing?

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Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Trim on December 03, 2013, 11:56:56 PM
Radiation.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2013, 11:57:20 PM
:frown:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 04, 2013, 12:04:26 AM
The last time I threw up was about 6 years ago. I puked basically every 30 minutes for about 4 hours. After the 5th time or so, There was nothing left to puke, and I was just dry heaving. This is probably the worst experience my body has ever gone through. I started eating crackers and chugging water just so that 30 minutes later, at least something would come up.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: eastcat on December 04, 2013, 12:16:49 AM
Last time I puked was last year on Poyntz near city park. As I'm vomiting my brains out in the gutter an RCPD pig drives by and all I can think to do is give him the thumbs up as I'm heaving my brains out. He comes back by for a second pass only to roll his window down and yell "Stay out of the rough ridin' road you idiot" and drove off.  :frown:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: The Big Train on December 04, 2013, 12:43:56 AM
I have eaten Pita Pit exactly 1 time in my life about 3 years ago, I threw up about an hour after said Pita Pit meal, never have eaten at Pita Pit again.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: The Big Train on December 04, 2013, 12:48:44 AM
Also how is that place in business still, nobody is ever there I feel.

If they put a walk-thru Taco Bell in that spot I feel like there would be a lot less vomit stained sidewalk patches in aggieville.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Tobias on December 04, 2013, 12:56:24 AM
i think i keep them in business.  i've eaten about a million pitas at mae's
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 04, 2013, 07:48:43 AM
My SIL's dog (big fat lab) came to stay with us over the Thanksgiving holiday.  We put her down in my mechanical room in a wire crate during the meal.  Apparently she pooped in the crate, ate it, and then vomited up her crap.  So there's a vomit story.  Also, dealing with that almost made me vomit.  She had stepped and slipped in it and I had to carry her fat ass across the carpeted room out the back door.   :barf:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on December 04, 2013, 12:37:31 PM
Yeah, pita pit is disgusting.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 09, 2013, 12:24:45 PM
eff.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 09, 2013, 01:59:21 PM
In terms of horrible personal biological experiences, vomiting is second on my list, but passing a kidney stone is about 100x worse.

I think puking is way worse for some people than others. For me, not only is it a physically painful experience, but I'm rough ridin' loud when it happens. I've got no control over it. My wife, on other hand, is a more silent, nonchalant puker (and not in a bulimic sort of way). She was feeling sick a few months ago, got out of bed, went to the bathroom, and then started brushing her teeth. I was like, "why are you brushing your teeth?" and she told me she had just thrown up. Didn't hear a thing.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 09, 2013, 02:21:28 PM
This weekend while dragging out my deer I almost puked for any of three reasons, or maybe the totality of all three minor reasons.

1)  Had a hair stuck to the back of my tongue
2)  I just put my hands way up inside a deer
3)  I was physically exhausted and empty stomach

Anyway I just dry heaved a bunch.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 09, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
im in the dry heaving stage. fml...i hope i didnt get food poisoning.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Kat Kid on December 09, 2013, 07:37:05 PM
im in the dry heaving stage. fml...i hope i didnt get food poisoning.

Nope.  You hit the stomach flu jackpot son.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 09, 2013, 11:21:27 PM
sometimes, if my crohn's disease is causing me a bad flareup, I won't be able to keep anything down. imagine having the worst flu you've ever had, plus some other unfortunate symptoms, that will never go away.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on December 09, 2013, 11:43:49 PM
FYL bro...


Dry heaving is the worst.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: theKSU on December 10, 2013, 01:06:03 AM
There's a bad case of Norovirus going around right now. People keep thinking they got food poisoned, but the truth is that the virus is pretty common and easily spread.  Wash your hands like a maniac during the winter. Anytime I get it, I get knocked out for 2 days with the faucet--which IMHO is worse than throwing up.

Anyway I managed a night-of-then twice on Sunday wretch from too much dranky drank. Reminded me of my 21st birthday. I walked back to the bar around halftime of the Chiefs game to retrieve my vehicle. Sat down, started it and got up and out to start dry heaving in front of the whole neighborhood (people picking up their dry cleaning).  Around 4pm I threw up some sort of yellow bile. After that I felt great. Might be due to a new medication I'm on. Getting old and need to stick with beer from now on.  :Ugh:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 10, 2013, 10:55:44 AM
im in the dry heaving stage. fml...i hope i didnt get food poisoning.

Nope.  You hit the stomach flu jackpot son.
you so right.
i've been a little better since about 7 last night. Maybe the worst 6 hours of my life. I'm also a pretty big wimp when it comes to this stuff.



Also, i was dropped off yesterday in a store parking lot where my carpool meets.  My stomach decides this is a good time to say "eff you."  Lots of strangers got a good show :frown:
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: pissclams on November 25, 2014, 09:51:02 AM
im in the dry heaving stage. fml...i hope i didnt get food poisoning.

Nope.  You hit the stomach flu jackpot son.

there's no such thing as stomach flu, fwiw
i ate some peel & eat shrimp on sunday from JAX FISHHOUSE 64112 (eff YOU JAX) and haven't been able to keep anything down since.   pretty lame.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 09:52:51 AM
im in the dry heaving stage. fml...i hope i didnt get food poisoning.

Nope.  You hit the stomach flu jackpot son.

there's no such thing as stomach flu, fwiw
i ate some peel & eat shrimp on sunday from JAX FISHHOUSE 64112 (eff YOU JAX) and haven't been able to keep anything down since.   pretty lame.
sorry man....shellfish are a bit of a gamble...

Pepto helps I find
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: pissclams on November 25, 2014, 09:57:51 AM
thanks, i'll walk over and grab some, wasn't sure what would fix this
no energy, fever, totally nauseous
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: puniraptor on November 25, 2014, 10:24:15 AM
think of it as a workout for your immune system, barf muscles, and esophagus lining PLUS the added benefit of an intermittent fast
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 10:52:01 AM
I really hate vomiting.  Really, really hate it.  The worst feeling in the world is that 15 seconds or so before you go......
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2016, 07:23:59 AM
Food poisoning... eff
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2016, 07:25:30 AM
Is there a diarrhea thread too, or nah?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: slobber on January 14, 2016, 07:40:33 AM
How do they (doc's) know it is food poisoning?


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Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2016, 07:43:22 AM

How do they (doc's) know it is food poisoning?


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They don't and I don't. Also I realize the fallacy of blaming it on that one thing you ate, but the leftovers from Saturday that I ate for lunch yesterday are a prime suspect IMO
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: slobber on January 14, 2016, 08:10:06 AM
I am not doubting, especially if something seemed off in some food you consumed. Bad ahhk?


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Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2016, 08:21:13 AM
YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST LEFTOVERS
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: renocat on January 14, 2016, 08:23:05 AM
Is there a diarrhea thread too, or nah?
Twice in my life I had barfing and the nuclear squirts in the same illness.  The physical producton and logistics are a bitch, but the smells .................. sorry irked up my morning nanner.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2016, 08:52:44 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: ben ji on January 14, 2016, 09:09:36 AM
The old double dragon...its a wicked combination.

Had a bachelor party in cancun a couple years ago and the flight back at 7am was a disaster. On the shuttle ride to the airport one friend started puking in the backseat, we all sang "Wheels on the bus go round and round" really loud so the driver wouldn't hear him.

When the plane took off another friend spent 30 minutes in the bathroom doing the double dragon. The flight attendants were getting kinda antsy until we explained the predicament he was in.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: wetwillie on January 14, 2016, 09:24:01 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2016, 09:25:08 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

Me too, WW, me too.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2016, 10:00:30 AM
There is absolutely no way there is a place called plainville
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Asteriskhead on January 14, 2016, 10:22:45 AM
There is absolutely no way there is a place called plainville

wanna bet on that?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2016, 10:34:15 AM
Mrs Emo gpa (RIP) used to drive 2 hours to Plainville to go to their doctor because he was convinced the local doctor was trying to kill him. 
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: _33 on January 14, 2016, 10:43:27 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Trim on January 14, 2016, 10:46:02 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.

I got a t-shirt from Chubby Pickle.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2016, 05:11:21 PM

One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.

Is Phillipsburg nice-ish?  Like better than Stockton or Smith Center?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: Phil Titola on January 14, 2016, 06:52:28 PM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.

I got a t-shirt from Chubby Pickle.

First time I open the vomitting thread and I hear talk of a rando KS town that I actually have been to more than once!
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: _33 on January 14, 2016, 09:57:16 PM

One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.

Is Phillipsburg nice-ish?  Like better than Stockton or Smith Center?

Oh I don't know, is a nice pearl necklace nicer than a piece of garbage and another piece of garbage?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 15, 2016, 12:09:34 AM
One time a friend got sick after eating at the one restaurant in Plainville.  We were pulled over on the highway and he was puking in the ditch and he also crap himself.  It was pretty cold outside, and fun to watch him deal with that mess with people driving by, faces plastered to the glass. 

I've eaten at that place, glad I escaped with my life

You should have driven a half hour north and eaten at the Chicken Inn, or Chubby Pickle, or better yet at the 3rd Street Bakery, or one of the many other fine dining establishments in the thriving small town metropolis known as P-Burg.

I got a t-shirt from Chubby Pickle.

You and I have that in common.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: bones129 on January 15, 2016, 01:05:45 AM
Vomiting (using the correct spelling) makes my ribs hurt. Frankly, I don't enjoy it.
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: michigancat on January 15, 2016, 07:20:48 AM
wasn't there some sort of sexual urban legend about Plainville wrestlers or something?
Title: Re: vomitting
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on April 16, 2017, 10:27:06 AM
In terms of horrible personal biological experiences, vomiting is second on my list, but passing a kidney stone is about 100x worse.

I think puking is way worse for some people than others. For me, not only is it a physically painful experience, but I'm rough ridin' loud when it happens. I've got no control over it. My wife, on other hand, is a more silent, nonchalant puker (and not in a bulimic sort of way). She was feeling sick a few months ago, got out of bed, went to the bathroom, and then started brushing her teeth. I was like, "why are you brushing your teeth?" and she told me she had just thrown up. Didn't hear a thing.

Just to follow up on this, I have to be doing something wrong because throwing up is just awful for me. I must have gotten some sort of food poisoning last night because I started having horrible stomach pain and nausea - the kind where you know you're gonna have to get some relief from one end or the other. Threw up worse than I ever have in my whole life. We're talking some exorcism level crap. Made it to the toilet at least. But damn was that painful. 4 heaves. And every time it's LOUD. I was visiting the in laws and they knew I had gone to be early feeling sick but were like "that was loud."

Is there a trick to this I'm not aware of to make this less awful? Like I learned a long time ago how to lean back to make that first roller coaster drop not nearly as queesy. Something similar for puking?
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: star seed 7 on April 16, 2017, 10:28:51 AM
HE IS PUKIN'
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2017, 11:16:16 AM
Only trick is don't get sick
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: wetwillie on April 16, 2017, 12:29:13 PM
Stem cell therapy will make you good as new
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: pissclams on April 16, 2017, 02:56:08 PM
i leveled 6 on friday and barfed my brains out off of my patio, was great
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: kim carnes on April 16, 2017, 10:52:33 PM
Haha classic
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: That_Guy on April 16, 2017, 11:21:41 PM
I always think it's interesting how your mouth gets the mouth-sweats before you throw up.


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Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: steve dave on April 17, 2017, 01:14:38 PM
I almost never vomit. have like 3 times since I was a little kid. the last time (first time since starting this thread) I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like crap and was like, "yep, I'm going to throw up eventually". but it took like an hour of feeling like crap before my body finally did it. maybe I should learn to force it? my sternum always feels like it's going to explode outside my body like on aliens.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: pissclams on April 17, 2017, 02:20:19 PM
i might have the worst (best?) gag reflex ever and can barf at the drop of a dime, it's so great
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: star seed 7 on April 17, 2017, 02:27:35 PM
Like once a year pizza will make me barf at like 3am when I ate it for dinner.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: star seed 7 on April 17, 2017, 02:29:52 PM
Like 70 percent of the time I just get severe pizza hangover the next day, 29 percent I feel fine and 1 percent I wake up in the middle of the night to puke. It sucks but pizza is worth it
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 17, 2017, 02:30:26 PM
I puked on election night after having a salmon salad at Paulo and Bills with Mrs. Wacky's fam. I puked for a good hour and I literally thought I was going to die. Worst feeling of my life. Salmon- Never again!
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: star seed 7 on April 17, 2017, 02:33:30 PM
100% of the country puked on election night
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 17, 2017, 03:21:24 PM
Like 70 percent of the time I just get severe pizza hangover the next day, 29 percent I feel fine and 1 percent I wake up in the middle of the night to puke. It sucks but pizza is worth it

Are you allergic to the cheese or something?
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: The Big Train on April 17, 2017, 03:30:38 PM
God I hope not
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: star seed 7 on April 17, 2017, 03:33:15 PM
Like 70 percent of the time I just get severe pizza hangover the next day, 29 percent I feel fine and 1 percent I wake up in the middle of the night to puke. It sucks but pizza is worth it

Are you allergic to the cheese or something?

I think it's the sauce, it's pretty much the only time I eat tomatos
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Brock Landers on April 17, 2017, 03:37:50 PM
I'm proud to be Vomit Free since 2003
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: The Big Train on March 31, 2018, 08:13:36 AM
Pretty sure I got food poisoning.  I got Norovirus last year on Easter too :curse: :frown:
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: nicname on March 31, 2018, 01:38:12 PM
I vomited pretty good about a month ago.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Trim on March 31, 2018, 02:07:09 PM
I vomited pretty good about a month ago.

CFS ever-y-where.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: KCFDcat on April 09, 2018, 06:43:40 PM
Myself along with about 40% of those in attendance at a wedding Saturday got food poisoning.

Been a rough 24 hrs.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 09, 2018, 07:23:31 PM
Myself along with about 40% of those in attendance at a wedding Saturday got food poisoning.

Been a rough 24 hrs.

what was the offending food? Chicken?
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: KCFDcat on April 09, 2018, 07:32:47 PM
Myself along with about 40% of those in attendance at a wedding Saturday got food poisoning.

Been a rough 24 hrs.

what was the offending food? Chicken?
Pork. Wife had the chicken and was fine
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: wetwillie on April 09, 2018, 07:38:39 PM
Tainted pork at a wedding is a tale as old as time
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: KCFDcat on April 09, 2018, 08:00:18 PM
I got a real bone to pick with Hyvee catering now
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: pissclams on April 09, 2018, 08:20:43 PM
follow up with a health department complaint
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: KCFDcat on April 09, 2018, 08:27:57 PM
follow up with a health department complaint

I think the ball is already rolling on that.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: deputy dawg on April 11, 2018, 12:54:59 PM
In 3rd grade I threw up in the pew in front of me at church, causing 2 girls sitting in front of me to throw up too.  Two other kids sitting in my pew and the pew in front of me then threw up.  It was pretty gross, but man, I really didn't like those girls, so thought it was awesome.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Brock Landers on April 11, 2018, 02:01:07 PM
You created a complete and total Barf-o-rama.
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 11, 2018, 02:11:45 PM
In 3rd grade I threw up in the pew in front of me at church, causing 2 girls sitting in front of me to throw up too.  Two other kids sitting in my pew and the pew in front of me then threw up.  It was pretty gross, but man, I really didn't like those girls, so thought it was awesome.
You created a complete and total Barf-o-rama.
That is talent.

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Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 11, 2018, 02:56:59 PM
In 3rd grade I threw up in the pew in front of me at church, causing 2 girls sitting in front of me to throw up too.  Two other kids sitting in my pew and the pew in front of me then threw up.  It was pretty gross, but man, I really didn't like those girls, so thought it was awesome.


In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 11, 2018, 03:06:29 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: pissclams on April 11, 2018, 03:35:57 PM
You created a complete and total Barf-o-rama.
v good stand by me reference
Title: Re: vomiting
Post by: schreds21 on April 13, 2018, 09:11:48 AM
In 3rd grade I threw up in the pew in front of me at church, causing 2 girls sitting in front of me to throw up too.  Two other kids sitting in my pew and the pew in front of me then threw up.  It was pretty gross, but man, I really didn't like those girls, so thought it was awesome.


In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Good to see you posting, Chunk