vomiting

[WildcatNkilt]

Sometimes if I drink a lot and think I'm going to have a super bad hangover I will force myself to puke the night before in hopes that it won't be so bad the next morning.  It works sometimes.

I have not puked due to non-alcohol reasons since 2007 when I got E-coli. 

[Emo EMAW]

My secret to morning after puking is to stick the toothbrush in too far when brushing teeth (cleaning tongue).  Works every time.  Sometimes on accident.

[Mr Bread]

have you guys ever seen someone dry heave while shirtless? i've seen a drunk frat bro wretch and it gives you some insight into how miserable an experience it is for the body.

It's not nearly as disturbing if they're fat.  Hides quite a bit of what's going on. 

[8manpick]

i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

Pretty sure the last time I puked was about 12 seconds after that as soon as the smell of puke hit my nose.

[hemmy]

I hope I don't catch something in this thread. yeesh.

[bubbles4ksu]

have you guys ever seen someone dry heave while shirtless? i've seen a drunk frat bro wretch and it gives you some insight into how miserable an experience it is for the body.

It's not nearly as disturbing if they're fat.  Hides quite a bit of what's going on.

i bet. this guy was kinda jacked, sometimes he would lay on the hallway floor and convulse for an hour straight. lots of vein and muscle in the human back. no one was ever worried about him, it was just something he did. he and his bros were from salina and they did feats of alcohol and drugs that may never be surpassed.

[bubbles4ksu]

i think the last time i threw up was in a cab in dallas the night before the cotton bowl. i can remember throwing up from being sick about 3 times, i was 13ish the last time. i remember how much i hated having my head in the toilet.

Pretty sure the last time I puked was about 12 seconds after that as soon as the smell of puke hit my nose.

you're welcome.

[wiley]

migraines......it happens to me about 1 or 2 times / year 

[jdagg2003]

migraines......it happens to me about 1 or 2 times / year 

This.. Right now.
I have to be in a bright room for the next 6~ hours, I think I'm making it worse thinking about it.

[EMAWmeister]

True story: I have thrown up every Sunday following a home football game since the 2011 season. Most sundays I just wish I would have died at the bars.  I would have died doing something that I love: binge drinking and celebrating the wonder that is K-State football.

Threw up at 1 am Monday morning after the TCU game.  If I had a gun anywhere in my house, I would have deep throated it for sure.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

 

[star seed 7]

Takes epic binges to make me throw up.  Last one was my friends bachelor party last year.

Non binge vomiting has only happened like twice, one of which was last week 

[dontfeedthebear]

Last time I threw up was last September on a first date with a gal who also lives in Omaha and was a KSU grad.  I excused myself and had to power walk to the bathroom to call the dinosaurs.  I left her downtown, mid-meal, and threw up 3 more times before I got home.  It was a feeling I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

It didn't scare her off, though, as I dated her for nearly a year. 

[star seed 7]

Last time I threw up was last September on a first date with a gal who also lives in Omaha and was a KSU grad.  I excused myself and had to power walk to the bathroom to call the dinosaurs.  I left her downtown, mid-meal, and threw up 3 more times before I got home.  It was a feeling I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

It didn't scare her off, though, as I dated her for nearly a year. 

This is like that poop texting blumpz did.

[0.42]

gatorade barfs when you're sick should be illegal

[Mr Bread]

gatorade barfs when you're sick should be illegal

I puked a Healthy Choice french bread supreme pizza when I had what I think was the bird flu in 2006 and I haven't eaten french bread pizza since.  Of any brand!!

[ChiComCat]

Last time I threw up it was from a hangover.  I thought I was done and started watching the new Arrested Development on Netflix.  Then they started eating mustard with parmesan cheese on it and I threw up again.

[WillieWatanabe]

Does randomly vomitting after eating something ruin it for anyone else?

Like i haven't ate Funyuns in 10 years(actually thank you vomitting)

Haven't been to subway/quiznos in the last year since i got sick after eating a sub.

Used to love homemade omelets when i was in college. not anymore.

[puniraptor]

in 3rd grade or so i barfed godfathers pizza and have been repulsed by it ever since

i assume they are out of business now

[Mr Bread]

It's the same principle as aversion therapy. 

[Cartierfor3]

I get the stomach flu every winter, and I throw up from drinking a few times per year. Most recently was morning after fattyfest.

[raquetcat]

I threw up last night for the second time since I was a very small child. I remember vaguely throwing up a lot when I was little but no specific instances. Had to be terribly traumatic as a little kid because holy crap it was awful. It smells gross and it hurts my sternum and the cold sweat is just so weird. felt better afterwards, tho.

Son of KK threw up last night too.  A bunch.  Was not very fun for anyone.

we probably have some sort of neural link type deal and he was feeling bad for uncle dave feeling bad and was just having sympathetic throw ups. or vice versa. about 2:30?

Every 45 minutes until he was empty starting at 6:45ish, then more once we let him chug too much pedialyte.

Woof, kid throw up is the worst, especially when they can't tell you it's coming.

Hey dad I'm gonna puke all over the couch and carpet and while I'm puking I'm gonna try hugging you because I'm scared of what my body is doing, so you're going to get it all over yourself too!

[Winters]

Does randomly vomitting after eating something ruin it for anyone else?

Like i haven't ate Funyuns in 10 years(actually thank you vomitting)

Haven't been to subway/quiznos in the last year since i got sick after eating a sub.

Used to love homemade omelets when i was in college. not anymore.

Have not been to Arby's since they got me sick a couple years ago

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I get the stomach flu every winter, and I throw up from drinking a few times per year. Most recently was morning after fattyfest.

well, that's a given.

[CNS]

First alcohol vomit job was an extremely thorough one when I was 15 and drank a large amt of Red Dog beer.  Couldn't drink beer again until I was 20.  Couldn't smell it.