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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Cartierfor3 on June 11, 2013, 01:54:06 PM
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This is the thread for listing all things guy stuff. I'll start:
Drinkin' a cold beer, maybe even callin' it a brewski
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Grillin' out on the grill
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Watchin' GUY movies, like Die Hard and Terminator 2
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Real loud Motorcycles
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guy fieri
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Holdin' the remote control, and oh yeah, known' which channel is SPIKE TV
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bull riding and dr pepper 10
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scratching our balls and belching
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Objectifying women.
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Shootin' off fireworks
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working on things
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hiking mountains
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Beating your kids.
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lift very heavy objects
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Putting in a big ole dip of skoal.
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denigrating your friends by referring to them as females or homosexuals
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Having multiple broken-down vehicles on your front lawn.
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owning and shooting guns
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NASCAR
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Openin' up the paper, skippin' all the news and go straight for the sports page.
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Kentucky Deluxe
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swiss army knive
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owning a pickup truck
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Yelling at/Beating your "woman" for burning the Stouffer's family size lasagna.
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jokes about other ethnicities with the fellas
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Listening to a Roy D. Mercer tape in my recliner while my woman does my laundry.
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Ninja stars
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stick welding without gloves while wearing an unbuttoned shirt with cut off sleeves
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denigrating your friends by referring to them as females or homosexuals
to expand on this: suggesting your friends' female body parts or female clothing are stopping them from doing or causing them to do something.
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Making my five year old push mow the lawn because the Daytona 500 is on. Taking away his Larry The Cable Guy tapes because he ran over a busch light can.
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arm wrestling and copenhagen (the DIP not the place)
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meat lover's pizza
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Being awesome at driving and telling your bros and any chicks that are around how awesome you are at it
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black electric tape on the back of your white, adjustable COCKS hat.
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denigrating your friends by referring to them as females or homosexuals
to expand on this: suggesting your friends' female body parts or female clothing are stopping them from doing or causing them to do something.
what about "hey bro, get the sand out (of your vagina)" chuckle chuckle snort
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kayaking
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when your pal leaves an eight foot birdie putt short you immediately ask "does your husband play" followed with a quick "hit it with your purse next time."
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peeling out
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standing around a grill while someone else does the grilling.
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BEEF JERKY
MARLBORO REDS
DIRTY JEANS
SHIRT AS A NAPKIN
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Arms stretched out, eyes open really wide, and yelling "you wanna go BITCH?" to somebody who's disrespecting you. Then, when that wimp backs down, high fivin' your bros for being a true MAN.
"I didn't think you wanted to go!" you say as he walks away.
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toothpicks
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banging chicks
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baking cakes
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doing dishes
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MONDAY NITE RAW
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wtf Metalhead :sdeek:
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folding laundry
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LAYING YOUR KILL/CATCH OUT ON YOUR TAILGATE TO SHOW YOURE A MANS MAN
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knitting
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MODS BAN METALHEAD :sdeek: :sdeek:
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painting pictures
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sharing your feelings
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lol i think metalhead might be a chick. mods?
wrestling other bros in the front yard
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Firebirds
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MODS BAN METALHEAD :sdeek: :sdeek:
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Thunderbirds
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Hey metalhead, take off your skirt, set your purse down, and join the GUY STUFF thread you sissy
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changing diapers
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hey metalhead i think your titties are typing and not your fingers, nancy.
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grocery shopping
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grocery shopping
i remember when i didn't have a dick and balls.
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grocery shopping
YEAH! For Burgers and Beer and maybe a playboy!
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having a set of pliers on your belt that has your first name stenciled onto the back of it
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Andrew Dice Clay
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Just takin' a whiz wherever you are.
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fingerless velcro weightlifting gloves
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dinosaurs
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calling your significant other "the old lady"
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'roids
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shitting with the door open
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riverboat gambling trips
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farting in crowded elevators and blaming it on women/minorities
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setting crap on fire
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admiring Chris Moneymaker
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tailgating people who are bad at driving and slitting their tires if they dont use their turn signals
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littering
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chowing box
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yoga
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Tellin' people about how awesome you were at sports in high school
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Being an above average high school athlete
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FISHING
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Throwing the old pigskin around
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crushing beer bottles on your neighbors driveway and then denying it later when he gets mad at you
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dipping pork tenderloin in red sauce at the peanut and putting it on a bun with blue cheese and red onions and a fried egg.
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Going camping
Pounding beers while camping
Deciding you will have the biggest campfire around
Carrying back whole logs strongman style while shirtless
Finding out said log was a Fireant nest and you are covered in bite marks and have ants in your pants BUT YOU JUST POUND ANOTHER BEER CUZ THATS WHAT GUYS DO
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peeing in the shower
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Crashing Weddings
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talk about how girls can totally pee in the shower with another mans wife
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peeing in the shower
the most man-exclusive post yet.
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Makin' sure your kids know they let you down when they strike out in little league.
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mud flaps with chrome naked lady silhouettes
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doing stuff in your garage other than park your vehicle
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Makin' sure your kids know they let you down when they strike out in little league.
They also let the team down.
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taking shots
PI'ing others into taking shots
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asking your friends to slap you in the face
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Samurai swords mounted nicely in your living room
Referring to your bed as "the workbench" :fatty:
Nudie girl calendar hanging in your kitchen and garage
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standing on porch during tornado warning
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letting your 3rd grade son sip some of your keystone
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shock absorbers for your discman.
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chucking empty beer bottles from your deck/roof across Anderson Ave
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rebuilding a motor
hanging drywall
spitting
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Posting crap like this on internet news stories:
I hate to sound all internet tough guy BUT YO, MEN PRESENT. BUCK THE eff UP AND SUBDUE THIS bad person. THERE ARE AT LEAST 10 OF YOU.
Typical rough ridin' city worker, after being assaulted by a crazy person, he goes "I'm DEFINITELY gonna take 3 days off for this." YEAH BRO HIGH FIVE!
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masturbating in public
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Shaving your bro's balls.
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Zoning out of conversations with your girl. Especially, during sporting events.
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crushing beer bottles on your neighbors driveway the floor of the bar and then denying it later when the manager gets mad at you
FYP
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well this thread just got weird. :clac:
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Salad? Nope.
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Ripping the heads off your enemies, raping their women, burning their corpses, and putting their heads on steaks to send a message. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboard.asdfriendly.org%2Fpublic%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fsmiley_braveheart.gif&hash=996dc11615484f7a46bc7ff1423d903b073f99f8)
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Barbershop Quartets
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pouring beers on people
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being fun to hang out with
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making decisions
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making money
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knowing stuff
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inventing stuff
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compartmentalizing
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being independent
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erectile dysfunction
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listening to good music
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reason and accountability
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knowing how to be friends
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reason and accountability
impulsiveness and narcissism
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meeting someone on the internet and just say "sup" and being friends instantly.
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reason and accountability
making items in list agree grammatically :dubious:
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cyber sex
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Talking about why Angelina Jolie would chop her hoots off
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drawing on your passed out bros
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Talking about why Angelina Jolie would chop her hoots off
like slapping god in the face bro
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Binge eating.
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The confidence that no matter where someone is from that you most definitely have a buddy with a lakehouse there.
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steven seagal
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Making chili
Bonus points if you call it famous, especially if it's not that good
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disco
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Having a really dense thicket of pubes and never trimming it. Just a complete untended jungle of a bush that is rocked unapologetically. That's what a guy does.
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:lol:
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putting a neck-tie around your head when a party really gets going
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Having a really dense thicket of pubes and never trimming it. Just a complete untended jungle of a bush that is rocked unapologetically. That's what a guy does.
:lol:
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Slapping your wife on the ass and saying "Git back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."
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sending facebook messages to married women telling them they're hot
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watching the movie instead of reading the book.
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Using Busch shaved neon lights as decor... or any other beer/alcoholic advertising
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when your pal leaves an eight foot birdie putt short you immediately ask "does your husband play" followed with a quick "hit it with your purse next time."
Or, "Club get caught in the hem of your dress?"
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putting a neck-tie around your head when a party really gets going
Then, when it REALLY gets wild, you put a lampshade on top. And then chug a beer and call your secretary "sugar tits"
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1. Sitting on the bench in front of a Target store because you've been there past your five minute time limit when you are past the point of trying to impress the filly you're banging.
2. Glass shards.
3. A tatoo dedicated to your mother comprised of a red heart wrapped around barbed wire with four aces (from each suit) on fire with the word love enscribed in the middle of the heart.
4. Black leather gloves.
5. Handkerchiefs
6. Anal
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:lol:
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smelling your own farts, even complementing yourself at times
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rubbin dirt on it
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Sending your bros pics of your defecations (only the impressive ones).
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Additional guy things:
1) Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals
2) Handlebar moustaches
3) George Brett
4) Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.
5) Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.
6) The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.
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Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.
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Additional guy things:
1) Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals
2) Handlebar moustaches
3) George Brett
4) Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.
5) Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.
6) The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.
yeah right pal
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Additional guy things:
1) Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals
2) Handlebar moustaches
3) George Brett
4) Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.
5) Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.
6) The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.
yeah right pal
You're right Winters, that one was a stretch.
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Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.
Regularly have dreams of the zombie apocalypse and fight those bastards off.
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Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.
Regularly have dreams of the zombie apocalypse and fight those bastards off.
My entire fitness regimen is based upon it.
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Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.
Having a plan when the zombies come.
Is it bad if I have a full hockey goalie set ready to roll with multiple katanas for the invasion?
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Trav is gonna Trav.
I love baths way too much to be a man.
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oh man, I guarantee you trav does shitloads of guy stuff
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oh man, I guarantee you trav does shitloads of guy stuff
yeah, like own 30 duck calls
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RARE STEAKS!!!
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Crying every once in a blue moon just to show you're not a robot.
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Keeping that pinky firmly planted DOWN on the stem of that wine glass.
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Keeping that pinky firmly planted DOWN on the stem of that wine glass.
I'm a pinky out guy. Can't help it.
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scratching your dick and balls any and everywhere.
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More guy stuff:
1) Chanting "Rocky" at the end of Rocky IV.
2) Buying magnum condoms just because.
3) You drop that you have an "ATV" in conversation seemlessly and elaborate that "ATV" stands for "all-testicle vehicle."
4) Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.
5) Flannel shirts.
6) Carhartt clothing.
7) Google chrome says your 10th most visited website is www.sledgehammer.com
8) Drinking eggs.
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Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm
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Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm
You're doing it wrong.
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Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm
You're doing it wrong.
Guy stuff is not only acknowledging their existence, but firmly believing that you hand them out left and right.
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t's & p's, shacks.
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More guy stuff:
2) Buying magnum condoms just because.
False. Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily.
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next time i have to ask myself "is this super manly or not?" im going to pm mr bread. that or just ask him at fattyfest.
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4) Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.
Having multiple names for breasts.
FUN BAGS!
SWEATER KITTENS!
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4) Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.
Having multiple names for breasts.
FUN BAGS!
SWEATER KITTENS!
I could see a thread on this topping out at over 15 pages.
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More guy stuff:
2) Buying magnum condoms just because.
False. Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily.
yeah Guy Stuff is more like i know she's not on the pill and i know i don't have a condom, oh well
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More guy stuff:
2) Buying magnum condoms just because.
False. Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily.
yeah Guy Stuff is more like i know she's not on the pill and i know i don't have a condom, oh well
one Plan B omelet coming up..
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
blowing your nose is a chick thing.
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
blowing your nose is a chick thing.
Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.
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Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm
You're doing it wrong.
Guy stuff is not only acknowledging their existence, but firmly believing that you hand them out left and right.
This. Like an orgasm wizard.
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
blowing your nose is a chick thing.
Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.
it's called a snot rocket mrs gooch :facepalm:
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
blowing your nose is a chick thing.
Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.
it's called a snot rocket mrs gooch :facepalm:
Yeah, I'm not a guy so I don't know the name or have the ability to do it.
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I can't do that. It always gets on my shirt and stuff
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Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it
blowing your nose is a chick thing.
It isn't if you use rough paper that's not intended for blowing noses
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taking pictures of your BMs and sending them out to your bros
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Fears: none
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taking pictures of your BMs and sending them out to your bros
Sending your bros pics of your defecations (only the impressive ones).
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Even more guy stuff:
1) Fires/Firecrackers/Torches
2) Smores
3) Whole milk
4) Destruction derbies
5) Knowing Valentine's day is for pussies
6) The Iditarod and other stud sled dog races
7) Mutton chops and full flopping pubic man bush
8) Indiana Jones and Highlander
9) Ball Park Franks, chili dogs and steaks
10) LHC Bill Snyder
11) Black coffee
12) oscar Lee, Chuck Norris, Liu Kang, Johnny Cage and Kenny Powers
13) Ninja Gaiden
14) "Who's the Boss?" Nope, Tony Danza was a bitch. Angela was the man. John Stamos.
15) Cheerleaders and Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition
I could go on and probably will tomorrow.
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Smores are guy things?
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Smores are guy things?
Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.
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Smores are guy things?
Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.
Only guys can make them or only guys can eat them?
I'm pretty sure I have eaten some before but I probably didn't make them. Just let the guys do all the work.
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pooping in a box and giving to a bro as a present
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Smores are guy things?
Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.
Only guys can make them or only guys can eat them?
I'm pretty sure I have eaten some before but I probably didn't make them. Just let the guys do all the work.
Not to eat them, that is gender neutral. Making them is a dude thing.
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pooping in a box and giving to a bro as a present
Best thing I can think of on any Crapmas Eve. Nothing says "you matter to me" than a warm baked freshly wrapped yuletide log.
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chugging gravy to a hoard of cheering bros
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lots of weird stuff being mentioned now. not sure if guy stuff or just weird stuff
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watching 'the league'
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telling your bro that you wish you were don draper
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drenching the toilet seat with urine
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drenching the toilet seat with urine
And then later...
Yeah bro I'm effing spot on with my piss. I could easily shoot a fly out of the air with my urine. I never miss.
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Telling each other when they are going to take a crap, apparently.
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I usually just go and ten minutes later I feel great and say man you have a great setup in there
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Telling each other when they are going to take a crap, apparently.
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it...
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Inhaling deeply at the scent of manure and saying "love the smell of money in the mornin'."
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
Is BF a Markley brother of Dickinson County fame? :horrorsurprise:
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
Is BF a Markley brother of Dickinson County fame? :horrorsurprise:
no, he is a german from the greater wichita area.
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
I was thinking the same thing but then I thought "Well destruction derbies must be a guy thing that I don't know about."
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
I was thinking the same thing but then I thought "Well destruction derbies must be a guy thing that I don't know about."
i bet coffeyville puts on the best demo derbs.
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
I was thinking the same thing but then I thought "Well destruction derbies must be a guy thing that I don't know about."
i bet coffeyville puts on the best demo derbs.
Yeah, obviously. At the annual Interstate Fair & Rodeo.
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4) Destruction derbies
Brah, I've only been to demolition derbies are you sure you know what you're talking about man? I think we may have a poser on our hands fellas.
My bad. I used to play a game on playstation a lot called destruction derby. I'll ban myself from posting in this thread till Monday as punishment.
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Correcting your bros about words they use? Not guy stuff. That's chick stuff dumb dumbs.
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I think the maid is in my living room vacuuming while I'm still in my room in bed. I'm acting like I'm asleep to avoid the situation.
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https://twitter.com/causewereguys (https://twitter.com/causewereguys)
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https://twitter.com/causewereguys (https://twitter.com/causewereguys)
When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's usually never about football...
Too true
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https://twitter.com/causewereguys (https://twitter.com/causewereguys)
When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's usually never about football...
Too true
I know right? It's like, hey babe, I know you got feelings, but I don't, because I'm a guy and I'm not a wussy.
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i am a guy and i like stuff, can i post here
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Bbsin is pretty guyish.
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i am a guy and i like stuff, can i post here
nothing lame or we'll make fun of you but if its awesome then YES
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i am a guy and i like stuff, can i post here
Your posts in the grilling thread give you all the cred you need for the guy stuff thread
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punching a dude in the nuts. now that is guy stuff ladies.
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Guy stuff I did (and will do) today:
1. Exercise the dogs
2. Pinch my wife's ass when she's bent over in the laundry room
3. Zero in new rifle scope
4. Help a buddy fix the lights on his new trailer (bad ground)
5. Teach myself how to use the mill at work without losing life or limb
6. Meet some bros for some pak'ing because why not?
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Guy stuff I did (and will do) today:
1. Exercise the dogs
2. Pinch my wife's ass when she's bent over in the laundry room
3. Zero in new rifle scope
4. Help a buddy fix the lights on his new trailer (bad ground)
5. Teach myself how to use the mill at work without losing life or limb
6. Meet some bros for some pak'ing because why not?
You make fun of your bros and call them chicks?
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Drove out to a buddies house today at lake lotawana, had only been there once.
Looked at the directions on google before we left and made it there without getting lost.
As I'm pulling up buddy calls me and tells me they are at the bar about 10 minutes away, give me verbal directions and I showed up 10 minutes later.
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Slapping your wife on the ass and saying "Git back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."
Is Mr. Gooch your wife? :sdeek:
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Drove out to a buddies house today at lake lotawana, had only been there once.
Looked at the directions on google before we left and made it there without getting lost.
As I'm pulling up buddy calls me and tells me they are at the bar about 10 minutes away, give me verbal directions and I showed up 10 minutes later.
you probably knew where N, S, E, W was at all times i bet because you're a guy!
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Guy stuff I did (and will do) today:
1. Exercise the dogs
2. Pinch my wife's ass when she's bent over in the laundry room
3. Zero in new rifle scope
4. Help a buddy fix the lights on his new trailer (bad ground)
5. Teach myself how to use the mill at work without losing life or limb
6. Meet some bros for some pak'ing because why not?
You make fun of your bros and call them chicks?
Ya sometimes. But its out of love. Not to gay up the guy thread.
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http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9 (http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9)
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Sorry, that's not guy stuff.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9 (http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9)
Ask for a salad instead of fries.?
If you're a chick
Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.?
Desserts are for everyone
Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.?
No to both of these if you're a guy
#StopItWithTheHastags
#Don'ttellmewhattodo
Drink outdoors.? And during the day.? And sometimes by yourself.
This one's ok
Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
that's great advice for lonely losers
Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.
That's terrible advice.
People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy. ?
No they aren't. They might be tired of WackySquawk but not CF3
Stop talking about where you went to college.
Stop talking about K-State? Really? Are you freaking kidding me. No. No. No.
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nice breakdown cf3
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nice breakdown cf3
Thanks woman.*
*Calling your bro a chick is what guys do.
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CF3 how about you just grow a pair of balls?
^just some guy talk there. i enjoyed your rebuttals.
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Agreed. I didn't even have to read the article and rationalize things but I already feel better about myself.
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wow, cf3 :love: (in a manly way of course)
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that is such a shitty article that links to other shitty articles.. the best part is where he says don't place drop, worse than name dropping but then place drops hong kong.. lol this rough ridin' guy..
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Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
that's great advice for lonely losers
:sadpeek:
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that article can lick my balls <--guy talk
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I like this part
Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.
fonts? yep, fonts.
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Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
that's great advice for lonely losers
:sadpeek:
Seven, I have been eating out alone like a rough ridin' boss almost every day for the past three months. Sometimes twice a day. And doing it on a weird schedule. Fajitas and tequila flights for one at 11 am? Yep, right over here.
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