1. Sitting on the bench in front of a Target store because you've been there past your five minute time limit when you are past the point of trying to impress the filly you're banging.
2. Glass shards.
3. A tatoo dedicated to your mother comprised of a red heart wrapped around barbed wire with four aces (from each suit) on fire with the word love enscribed in the middle of the heart.
4. Black leather gloves.
5. Handkerchiefs
6. Anal
