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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on September 05, 2012, 09:28:35 AM
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I’ve heard some of these MiaSUCKmi fans think they are going to march into Manhattan and come out with a victory. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, I’m going to fight all of you before the game. The rules are pretty simple. You line up next to the Ernie Barrett statue on the southwest corner of the stadium. Line is going to be single file and I’ve got some bros that will be there to MAKE SURE it stays single file. My bros are on this board and go by Chingon, Limestone and Pete. We train pretty much 24/7 at the local Kenpo Dojo. Name of our Dojo is the Sidewinders which signifies our viciousness and abilities. A sidewinder is a snake in case you’re a rough ridin' idiot who has garbage for brains and dumbass for balls. The line forms at 8AM because the game is early. My mom is going to drop us off at 7:30 at the stadium and won’t be back until like 10AM at the earliest so don’t think you can cry to anyone to make me stop smashing your faces until at least then and MAYBE even later though I’ll be eating my lunch then anyway so no big whoop. When you get in line you will wait your turn to take me on. I’ll let you have the first punch or kick because I don’t even care. I’m going to block it probably. Then I’ll unload a vicious boot right in your nuts. Gameover. If not then no biggie because I’ll throw a huge right handed haymaker right in your balls again. Then face, then ballsack rotating like that until you are down for the count. You won’t even land a punch or kick, I’ve got the ability to block them all. RULE NUMBER 2! No weapons. Anyone caught trying to sneak in some brass knucks or other items will get unloaded on by Chingon, then Limestone, then Pete. After I’ve dispensed street justice on all of the people in the line I’m going to meet my parents for lunch. They are not to be spoken to by any of you. We are having pop tarts and sandwiches and nature valley bars and dr. thunder because this is an early game and we can get breakfast food and lunch food both before going in. If you try to tell my step dad Rick that I’ve been brutally smashing your face and balls and face with my kicks and punches and spin kicks and leg sweeps and spinning backhands and grappling holds I will tell him you are lying and got mauled like by a dog that we saw in the neighborhood probably a pit bull or something. He will believe me. I’ve told him this before and he didn’t even try to believe the other guy that I destroyed in hand to hand. See you there Miami fans, for the last time.
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EDIT: you can't kick yourself in the balls, not possible
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Man oh Man. I love Steve Dave's "Fighting You Threads". :emawkid:
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I’ve heard some of these MiaSUCKmi fans think they are going to march into Manhattan and come out with a victory. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, I’m going to fight all of you before the game. The rules are pretty simple. You line up next to the Ernie Barrett statue on the southwest corner of the stadium. Line is going to be single file and I’ve got some bros that will be there to MAKE SURE it stays single file. My bros are on this board and go by Chingon, Limestone and Pete. We train pretty much 24/7 at the local Kenpo Dojo. Name of our Dojo is the Sidewinders which signifies our viciousness and abilities. A sidewinder is a snake in case you’re a rough ridin' idiot who has garbage for brains and dumbass for balls. The line forms at 8AM because the game is early. My mom is going to drop us off at 7:30 at the stadium and won’t be back until like 10AM at the earliest so don’t think you can cry to anyone to make me stop smashing your faces until at least then and MAYBE even later though I’ll be eating my lunch then anyway so no big whoop. When you get in line you will wait your turn to take me on. I’ll let you have the first punch or kick because I don’t even care. I’m going to block it probably. Then I’ll unload a vicious boot right in your nuts. Gameover. If not then no biggie because I’ll throw a huge right handed haymaker right in your balls again. Then face, then ballsack rotating like that until you are down for the count. You won’t even land a punch or kick, I’ve got the ability to block them all. RULE NUMBER 2! No weapons. Anyone caught trying to sneak in some brass knucks or other items will get unloaded on by Chingon, then Limestone, then Pete. After I’ve dispensed street justice on all of the people in the line I’m going to meet my parents for lunch. They are not to be spoken to by any of you. We are having pop tarts and sandwiches and nature valley bars and dr. thunder because this is an early game and we can get breakfast food and lunch food both before going in. If you try to tell my step dad Rick that I’ve been brutally smashing your face and balls and face with my kicks and punches and spin kicks and leg sweeps and spinning backhands and grappling holds I will tell him you are lying and got mauled like by a dog that we saw in the neighborhood probably a pit bull or something. He will believe me. I’ve told him this before and he didn’t even try to believe the other guy that I destroyed in hand to hand. See you there Miami fans, for the last time.
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I was going to laugh but I know steve dave is deadly serious here. I train in the Concordia dojo and let's just say we don't compete in the Central and Northern Flint Hills Kenpo Classic for a reason.
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Dr. Thunder :love:
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steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.
OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.
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I cant wait to see the new moves SD learned at the martial arts camp in chicago 2 weeks ago.
I heard they were teaching a COMBINATION leg sweep/face punch/knee the balls
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Except SD has hair and vests like that are against the rules.
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To paraphrase Jean Shepherd:
SteveDave works in "fighting you" threads the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It is his true medium -- a master.
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looks like miami fans are a bunch of pussies probably already telling their moms to call your mom.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT AT MY FACE MIAMI FANS!
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I heard Miami fans are too poor to travel. Sorry SD, you might have to save this fight for the mean green of North Texas. P.S.- Was at the game last year in Miami. Can confirm that their fans are smelly and gross looking.
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what a bunch of losers, they're even afraid to post in this thread :lol:
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I actually almost went fisticuffs with a Miami fan at Dan's Cafe in Adam's Morgan in DC last year after the game. In the end we both shook hands and said good game. Was heated for about 10 seconds or so.
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steve dave, while these are always great, I really doubt many of their fans can/will make the trip from Ohio.
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steve dave, while these are always great, I really doubt many of their fans can/will make the trip from Ohio.
:dance:
http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917 (http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917)
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steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.
OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.
What kind of bread, what kind of cheese? Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?
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steve dave, while these are always great, I really doubt many of their fans can/will make the trip from Ohio.
:dance:
http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917 (http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917)
great minds, etc.
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They don't call the area around the EBS (Ernie Barrett Statue) the Mini Octagon of Doom (MOoD) for nothing.
MOoD aka SD's House o' Pain
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Someone make sure Andre McDonald's dogs have an alibi if you're blaming your nut crushings on some random pit bulls :horrorsurprise:
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The sights that Ernie Barrett statue would have seen if it had eyes.....
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sorry folks but that post is too damn long and i did not read it.
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sorry folks but that post is too damn long and i did not read it.
+1, Plus rough ridin' one on that one clams.
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I read it and enjoyed the hell out of it. I hope to sneak a camera over there and sneak some footage of the beatings.
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steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.
OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.
What kind of bread, what kind of cheese? Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?
Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.
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steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.
OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.
What kind of bread, what kind of cheese? Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?
Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.
:surprised: actual Squeeze-its, or those garbage Kool-aide Jammers knockoffs?
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Someone make sure Andre McDonald's dogs have an alibi if you're blaming your nut crushings on some random pit bulls :horrorsurprise:
Oh man, this was a good post.
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In the old days, if you were going to battle some dude, you would have one of your bros there with a katana (that's a rough ridin' sword, go look it up) to remove your head if you yell because of pain (does not count if you yell because you are pissed, that is still cool).
I am going to have my katana sheath with me (don't rough ridin' ask, they are complete dicks about knives and katanas at the stadium). But it's just symbolic of how much respect that we have for each other. No rough ridin' way Steve or Chingon even makes one single rough ridin' sound in pain.
It's not as if any Miami fan will actually show up, anyway. Miami is such a poor city that they probably can't afford to go to football games, and most schools named after cities are garbage (like Ft. Hays, Emporia, Washburn, etc.)
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I read it and enjoyed the hell out of it. I hope to sneak a camera over there and sneak some footage of the beatings.
Truly amazing. SD doin' God's work here. If this isn't a master at his craft, then there has never been one.
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Has anyone ever came close to beating SD? Where's the competition, I mean SD is top of the food chain. How many "miami fans" would it take to beat Steve Daves' balls/taint in combat? All of them that's how many.
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beat the ever living eff out of this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSo1EuHNJZk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSo1EuHNJZk)
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Dr. Thunder :love:
^ + jim beam :lick: :lick: :lick:
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Hey, Steve Dave! Does stepdad Rick still smoke Camels?
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Hey, Steve Dave! Does stepdad Rick still smoke Camels?
Dorals
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.
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I also like to ask for "a little help" when the football has landed only slightly closer to the person I'm directing the request at. Even Miami fans know that it is required of them to retrieve my ball for me by the standards of tailgating etiquette.
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.
I think stevedave killed a guy
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If I see any miami "fans" walk by my parents tailgate im going to pretend to be super nice and ask them about their trip and how they think their season is going. After I gain their trust I will offer them one of my aunts HUGE cupcakes she always makes, he will accept because they look amazing.
When he goes to take a bite of the cupcake I WILL SMASH IT INTO HIS FACE AND HE WILL GET FROSTING IN HIS NOSE. If mom or dad see me I'll tell them that he was trying to touch me and they will all chase him off and stuff and i wont get in any trouble.
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steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.
OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.
What kind of bread, what kind of cheese? Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?
Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.
You throw some teddy grams in and I'm there home slice.
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
No...this would fall under the jurisdiction of Sidewinder Kai bros: Chingon, Limestone and Pete
(due to said fan being not in single file)
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.
I think stevedave killed a guy
:horrorsurprise: That's a game changer.
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.
I think stevedave killed a guy
Heard it was actually worse than that, if possible.
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You know whose ass I'd like to kick? Luther Campbell. eff that guy.
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sorry folks but that post is too damn long and i did not read it.
Its pretty clear at this point why pissclams is not in charge of keeping the line single file.
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If I see a miami fan walk by my family tailgate I'll run out all happy like and offer them a diet shasta becasue it is the favorite drink of floridians. When I go to get it I'll shake it up really hard so when they open it it will spray all over their face and into their eyes! Then I'll say "oh no you might lose your eyes you should go to the first aid booth by the statue over there" (I'll be pointing to SD!)
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any miami boards to post this on?
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Tip off the Miami New Times and have them do an expose on the whole rough ridin' sidewinder dojo.
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any miami boards to post this on?
Sounds like a job for the king.
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any miami boards to post this on?
Sounds like I job for the king.
DONE!
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http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1
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I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.
Tell him, "Run towards the statue."
That's what I'll do dobber!
If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.
I think stevedave killed a guy
Heard it was actually worse than that, if possible.
OH, it's much worse than that! I have no way of verifing this, but I been told from an very ITK source that SD once knocked the block off a fellar. He than walked around for three(3) days looking for his ball cap. When he finally found it, he tried to put it back on but it was to big to fit on his stub where his block used too be attached. Know what, after reading SD Fighting You Related Threads over the past few years; I believe anything can happen to those who dare stand in the fighting line. My real fear is for those who did not tell their parents about the possibility of missing the game due to painfull ball sack damage or bitch slapped cheeks. :crossfingers:
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It sounds like the OP is over 30, lives in his mom's basement, and is a virgin.
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It sounds like the OP is over 30, lives in his mom's basement, and is a virgin.
your face
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lives in his mom's basement
Nailed it. With a big rough ridin' pillar right in the middle no less.
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Playing Miami two years in a row is going to RUIN the image of our program :embarrassed:
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lives in his mom's basement
Nailed it. With a big rough ridin' pillar right in the middle no less.
The pillar is where I hang all my Nick Lechey posters. :love:
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http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1
Canedaddy is doing his part. :bait:
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Someone needs to tell Dave Steve Bob Jim Dumbo that he can train in his Dojo all he wants ...
Miami Fan trains in the hard streets of Overtown .... and Miami Fan packs HEAT ... so when Stevie wants to throw a roundhouse he will feel the hot sting of lead ...
His line will part like the red sea at that point and Miami Fan will swag into his stadium and sit where he wants, eat beef jerky and drink a 40 oz ...
and after The U victory ... Miami Fan will swag out of the stadium and relieve himself on Ed's statue.
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http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1
Canedaddy is doing his part. :bait:
Even though he is one of us, that guy is an idiot!
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http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1
Canedaddy is doing his part. :bait:
Even though he is one of us, that guy is an idiot!
lol, yeh.
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Never used swag as a verb. :sdeek:
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
idk. i was a member of that dojo for six or seven months last year. they're pretty legit.
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
did you rough ridin' read the o.p.? Be there at 8, game starts at 11. Low reading comprehension too I guess.
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I bet the aggie billboard really makes you :curse:, huh?
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
did you rough ridin' read the o.p.? Be there at 8, game starts at 11. Low reading comprehension too I guess.
This 11 a.m. game is complete bullshit, unless watching on FX from a pool.
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
Can you be there a little earlier because it's Harley Day and we don't want to miss that.
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If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.
Chingon, Limestone and Pete
I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp. I bet none of you bitches will show up. I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.
You don't talk to my women's that way!!! :shakesfist:
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I gotta admit though you guys are funny.
I think the game will be close but you all should win.
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I gotta admit though you guys are funny.
I think the game will be close but you all should win.
Any predictions on how bad steve dave is going to smash your face? An answer on a scale of 1-10 will suffice.
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STOOD UP IN SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS YESTERDAY AND STARTED AIR BOXING FOR LIKE AN ENTIRE MINUTE. GOT SENT TO THE OFFICE. WORTH IT.
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i dressed my wife in miami gear last night and pummelled her for a solid 34 seconds.
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I'm not sure Miami fans know what they are dealing with here...
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I'm not sure Miami fans know what they are dealing with here...
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I'm not sure Miami fans know what they are dealing with here...
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Holy crap, Sunday school!
_Fan I think you might have messed up the date on that one
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I'm not sure Miami fans know what they are dealing with here...
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Holy crap, Sunday school!
_Fan I think you might have messed up the date on that one
8nitpick, it doesn't say what year! SD's been getting detention on the daily since he was in 3rd grade.
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touché, puniraptor
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touché, puniraptor
But srsly, it take a MAJOR hard ass to get detention in sunday school. These MIsuckMI suckers are in for a suprise.
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bunch of pussy cokeaggies too scared to try and defend themselves?
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steve dave, while these are always great, I really doubt many of their fans can/will make the trip from Ohio.
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http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917 (http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/attn-miami-hurricane-fans.114724/#post-7583917)
great minds, etc.
thanks _fan
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Looks like we have our first challenger
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RE: 11 A.M. Kickoff (CST)...
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I have no idea what you get out of that moronic post by that idiot but I hope he is not indicative of your fan base, benOji. I would be happy to walk up to that stupid, ridiculously, childish bunch with my USMC K-bar and take all of the FUKING idiots OUT, GET IT?
ben0ji wrote: I bet you wont show up at the ernie barret statue at 9am though.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=22471.0
dannyboycane13 wrote: We'll show up vs. Kansas State, you can bet your ass on that. Also I like dudes.
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WHAT'S A K-BAR? LIKE A SNICKERS? THIS ISN'T BABY CANDY TIME YOU DUMBASS. IT'S ME BEATING YOUR ASSBALLS INTO THE GROUND TIME!
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USMC? LOL, this isn't COD World at War, Bro. rough ridin' priceless.
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USMC? LOL, this isn't COD World at War, Bro. rough ridin' priceless.
He seriously thinks this is some kind of game. What a joke of a fanbase.
SIDEWINDERS!
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USMC? Pfft. They're like fake Navy Seals.
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If it were a game, it wouldn't be a piece of rough ridin' crap Treyarch game. LOL. It's NOT a game, so that doesn't even matter, just makes his post even more rough ridin' ignorant.
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Was it the USMC that killed Bin Laden. Nope!
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being around all different backgrounds im sure i can find a cocaine u fan around here somewhere and when i do im going to do the splits like thingy with a full on punch straight to their taint
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Oh you think it's a game?
IT'S NOT. A rough ridin'. GAME. eff what you heard. This what you hearin'.
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Going to meditate with sensei tonight to prepare my mind for the battle. Then we're going to work on my spinning heal kicks. Then Rick's taking me to Pizza Hut. It's going to be so rough ridin' badass.
SIDEWINDERS!
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Going to meditate with sensei tonight to prepare my mind for the battle. Then we're going to work on my spinning heal kicks. Then Rick's taking me to Pizza Hut. It's going to be so rough ridin' badass.
SIDEWINDERS!
dont forget to stretch, key to a great HIGH roundhouse is stretching, as if there was any doubt
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Going to meditate with sensei tonight to prepare my mind for the battle. Then we're going to work on my spinning heal kicks. Then Rick's taking me to Pizza Hut. It's going to be so rough ridin' badass.
SIDEWINDERS!
Is Rick your stepdad? If so, :thumbsup:
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Yes, not Rick Daris on here though (lol)
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.
I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.
I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.
You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.
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:cry:
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.
I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.
You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.
But he was a loyal friend, and that's what matters in the dojo. I mean, he dressed up like a skeleton and got whipped on by Miyagi (review that fight scene if you want to see what sd does to fools) for Zabka.
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.
I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.
You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.
But he was a loyal friend, and that's what matters in the dojo. I mean, he dressed up like a skeleton and got whipped on by Miyagi (review that fight scene if you want to see what sd does to fools) for Zabka.
That bariatric Miyagi sure did eff up those boys from the Cobra Kai. Sure hope SD doesn't fight like that. Could be a long morning for him.
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Miyagi was a former morbid obese fatso?
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Glad the surgery worked he looks great.
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Glad the surgery worked he looks great.
You do realize he's dead, right?
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#38 strikes again!!
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I gotta admit though you guys are funny.
I think the game will be close but you all should win.
What the eff did you just rough ridin' say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the eff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my rough ridin' words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, rough rider. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're rough ridin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little crap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your rough ridin' tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're rough ridin' dead, kiddo.
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I just got a text from Sensi Darren that said he will be at the game so IF he comes by as sd is beating your face and balls into stinky dust you have to pretend you were just rough housing and re-enacting an MMA match.
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Perhaps some of these classic moves would come in useful for those Miami fans who just refused to wait in line to take their beatings. :dunno:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBEk97hNXw&feature=related
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Was just accosted by steve dave in Aggieville. :sdeek:
Can confirm he's looking leaner and meaner than ever. Would hate to be Miamifan tomorrow. :ohno:
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Was just accosted by steve dave in Aggieville. :sdeek:
Can confirm he's looking leaner and meaner than ever. Would hate to be Miamifan tomorrow. :ohno:
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JUST PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH A PIECE OF DRYWALL IN OUR SHED AS A WARMUP!
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good luck today steve dave
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Luck's got nothing to do with it 'tooth!!!
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JUST PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH A PIECE OF DRYWALL IN OUR SHED AS A WARMUP!
5/8 or 1/2 inch drywall ?
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wow MiaSUCKmi losers are so dead :lol:
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20 minutes and counting. Has a line started to form?
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Just took this picture.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.virtualtourist.com%2F4%2F994403-A_firm_handshake_with_Mr_K_State_Manhattan.jpg&hash=fd79bcf51d7532a035ddbb93e430c0b471d8015f)
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Steve Dave made her do that. He is the master. She is begging for forgiveness.
NO MERCY!!!
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I've been told I have old man strength from people who have seen my roundhouse, so yeah Id say Im pretty ready!
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Running late, our English setter jumped the fence so I have to go find her.
Single file line assholes.
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I had 4 toaster strudels this morning, but doubled up on the frosting on all of them. My hands are shaking. I am soooo freaking ready.
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As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd. If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out. Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work. I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work. Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now. I will also be on the look out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.
Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.
If captured on film and aired on Mexican TV, it would not qualify as "family friendly". Be warned.
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Lotta Miami fans with black eyes and bloody noses walking around. LOTTA 'em.
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I had 4 toaster strudels this morning, but doubled up on the frosting on all of them. My hands are shaking. I am soooo freaking ready.
you're screwed for when you want to finish the rest of the box (no frosting left)
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Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself
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Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself
:thumbs:
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Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself
thanks a lot NObama for giving all these loosers free healthcare. :flush: