Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread

[Emo EMAW]

Going to meditate with sensei tonight to prepare my mind for the battle. Then we're going to work on my spinning heal kicks. Then Rick's taking me to Pizza Hut. It's going to be so rough ridin' badass.

SIDEWINDERS!

Is Rick your stepdad?  If so, 

[steve dave]

Yes, not Rick Daris on here though (lol)

[Dugout DickStone]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

[TheU]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.

[Dugout DickStone]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.

I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.

[TheU]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.

I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.

You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.

[jtksu]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.

I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.

You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.

But he was a loyal friend, and that's what matters in the dojo.  I mean, he dressed up like a skeleton and got whipped on by Miyagi (review that fight scene if you want to see what sd does to fools) for Zabka.

[TheU]

As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

By chance, might any of you be John Lawrence from the Cobra Kai? He had great hair.

I look a LOT like Zabka, but smarter.

You know who was a douche? John Lawrence's friend bobby. Bowl haircut. Awful laugh. I pitty any of yo who look like him.

But he was a loyal friend, and that's what matters in the dojo.  I mean, he dressed up like a skeleton and got whipped on by Miyagi (review that fight scene if you want to see what sd does to fools) for Zabka.

That bariatric Miyagi sure did eff up those boys from the Cobra Kai. Sure hope SD doesn't fight like that. Could be a long morning for him.

[puniraptor]

Miyagi was a former morbid obese fatso?

[puniraptor]

Glad the surgery worked he looks great.

[TheU]

Glad the surgery worked he looks great.

You do realize he's dead, right?

[Dugout DickStone]

#38 strikes again!!

[J]

I gotta admit though you guys are funny. 

I think the game will be close but you all should win.

What the eff did you just rough ridin' say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the eff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my rough ridin' words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, rough rider. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're rough ridin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little crap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your rough ridin' tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're rough ridin' dead, kiddo.

[Dugout DickStone]

I just got a text from Sensi Darren that said he will be at the game so IF he comes by as sd is beating your face and balls into stinky dust you have to pretend you were just rough housing and re-enacting an MMA match.

[spnshinqsn]

Perhaps some of these classic moves would come in useful for those Miami fans who just refused to wait in line to take their beatings. 

[slimz]

Was just accosted by steve dave in Aggieville. 

Can confirm he's looking leaner and meaner than ever. Would hate to be Miamifan tomorrow. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Was just accosted by steve dave in Aggieville. 

Can confirm he's looking leaner and meaner than ever. Would hate to be Miamifan tomorrow. 

 

[steve dave]

JUST PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH A PIECE OF DRYWALL IN OUR SHED AS A WARMUP!

[wes mantooth]

good luck today steve dave

[Pittcat]

Luck's got nothing to do with it 'tooth!!!

[Frankenklein]

JUST PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH A PIECE OF DRYWALL IN OUR SHED AS A WARMUP!

5/8 or 1/2 inch drywall ?

[Spaces]

wow MiaSUCKmi losers are so dead 

[slobber]

20 minutes and counting. Has a line started to form?

[AppleJack]

Just took this picture.