Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread

[wetwillie]

sorry folks but that post is too damn long and i did not read it. 

+1, Plus rough ridin' one on that one clams.

[Winters]

-2
I read it and enjoyed the hell out of it. I hope to sneak a camera over there and sneak some footage of the beatings.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

 

[Stevesie60]

steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.

OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.

What kind of bread, what kind of cheese?  Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?

Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.

[bakerman]

steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.

OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.

What kind of bread, what kind of cheese?  Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?

Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.

  actual Squeeze-its, or those garbage Kool-aide Jammers knockoffs?

[EMAWmeister]

Someone make sure Andre McDonald's dogs have an alibi if you're blaming your nut crushings on some random pit bulls 

Oh man, this was a good post.

[Pete]

In the old days, if you were going to battle some dude, you would have one of your bros there with a katana (that's a rough ridin' sword, go look it up) to remove your head if you yell because of pain (does not count if you yell because you are pissed, that is still cool).

I am going to have my katana sheath with me (don't rough ridin' ask, they are complete dicks about knives and katanas at the stadium).  But it's just symbolic of how much respect that we have for each other.  No rough ridin' way Steve or Chingon even makes one single rough ridin' sound in pain.



It's not as if any Miami fan will actually show up, anyway.  Miami is such a poor city that they probably can't afford to go to football games, and most schools named after cities are garbage (like Ft. Hays, Emporia, Washburn, etc.)

[Mr Bread]

-2
I read it and enjoyed the hell out of it. I hope to sneak a camera over there and sneak some footage of the beatings.

Truly amazing.  SD doin' God's work here.  If this isn't a master at his craft, then there has never been one. 

[Bloodfart]

Has anyone ever came close to beating SD?  Where's the competition, I mean SD is top of the food chain.  How many "miami fans"  would it take to beat Steve Daves' balls/taint in combat?  All of them that's how many.

[That_Guy]

beat the ever living  eff out of this guy.

[the_ugly_clown]

Dr. Thunder 

^ + jim beam 

[Winters]

Hey, Steve Dave! Does stepdad Rick still smoke Camels?

[steve dave]

Hey, Steve Dave! Does stepdad Rick still smoke Camels?

Dorals

[Benja]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.

[slobber]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

[Benja]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber! 

[slobber]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber!

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.

[Benja]

I also like to ask for "a little help" when the football has landed only slightly closer to the person I'm directing the request at. Even Miami fans know that it is required of them to retrieve my ball for me by the standards of tailgating etiquette.

[GoodForAnother]

[Benja]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber!

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.

I think stevedave killed a guy

[ben ji]

If I see any miami "fans" walk by my parents tailgate im going to pretend to be super nice and ask them about their trip and how they think their season is going. After I gain their trust I will offer them one of my aunts HUGE cupcakes she always makes, he will accept because they look amazing.

When he goes to take a bite of the cupcake I WILL SMASH IT INTO HIS FACE AND HE WILL GET FROSTING IN HIS NOSE. If mom or dad see me I'll tell them that he was trying to touch me and they will all chase him off and stuff and i wont get in any trouble.

[Cartierfor3]

steve dave looked why more muscley in Chicago than he has ever looked before. I'm kind of sad that none of the t-shirt Miami fans are going to be here, because he could take on WAY more fans this year than in year's past.

OT: My mom's bringing some grilled cheeses to put on the grill for us because my parents are eating bratwursts (YUCK!). So if you guys want to come over after the fights they should be pretty good. I won't be able to come because I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies yet, and I think we can all agree that the carnage will be WAY worse than what a rated R movie would be allowed to show.

What kind of bread, what kind of cheese?  Any chance your mom could have a box or 2 of Capri Suns in the cooler for us?

Don't worry about it, it will be the best grilled cheese sandwich ever. No Capri Suns, but we will have Squeeze-its.

You throw some teddy grams in and I'm there home slice. 

[MadCat]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

No...this would fall under the jurisdiction of Sidewinder Kai bros: Chingon, Limestone and Pete
(due to said fan being not in single file)

[slobber]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber!

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.

I think stevedave killed a guy

That's a game changer.

[Emo EMAW]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber!

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.

I think stevedave killed a guy

Heard it was actually worse than that, if possible.