Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread

[jtksu]

You know whose ass I'd like to kick?  Luther Campbell.  eff that guy.

[hemmy]

sorry folks but that post is too damn long and i did not read it. 

Its pretty clear at this point why pissclams is not in charge of keeping the line single file.

[purplehaze]

If I see a miami fan walk by my family tailgate I'll run out all happy like and offer them a diet shasta becasue it is the favorite drink of floridians. When I go to get it I'll shake it up really hard so when they open it it will spray all over their face and into their eyes! Then I'll say "oh no you might lose your eyes you should go to the first aid booth by the statue over there" (I'll be pointing to SD!)

[Kat Kid]

any miami boards to post this on?

[Trim]

Tip off the Miami New Times and have them do an expose on the whole rough ridin' sidewinder dojo.

[DQ12]

any miami boards to post this on?

Sounds like a job for the king.

[Winters]

any miami boards to post this on?

Sounds like I job for the king.

DONE!

[Winters]

http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1

[Katpappy]

I'm going to engage a Miami fan in a proposed game of catch with a football. I will tell him to "go long". When he gets all the way out there I'm just going to turn around and go sit down. He will have done all that work
for nothing.

Tell him, "Run towards the statue."

That's what I'll do dobber!

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all
know that stevedave will take care of the rest. That poor canes fan won't be able to cheer for crap for at least 4 hours.
I wonder what is the longest amount of time stevedave has ever laid someone out? Any guesses? First hand accounts would be awesome.

I think stevedave killed a guy

Heard it was actually worse than that, if possible.

OH, it's much worse than that!  I have no way of verifing this, but I been told from an very ITK source that SD once knocked the block off a fellar.  He than walked around for three(3) days looking for his ball cap.  When he finally found it, he tried to put it back on but it was to big to fit on his stub where his block used too be attached.  Know what, after reading SD Fighting You Related Threads over the past few years; I believe anything can happen to those who dare stand in the fighting line.  My real fear is for those who did not tell their parents about the possibility of missing the game due to painfull ball sack damage or bitch slapped cheeks. 

[CaneLover!]

It sounds like the OP is over 30, lives in his mom's basement, and is a virgin.

[Winters]

It sounds like the OP is over 30, lives in his mom's basement, and is a virgin.

your face

[Trim]

lives in his mom's basement

Nailed it.  With a big rough ridin' pillar right in the middle no less.

[p1k3]

Playing Miami two years in a row is going to RUIN the image of our program 

[Gooch]

lives in his mom's basement

Nailed it.  With a big rough ridin' pillar right in the middle no less.

The pillar is where I hang all my Nick Lechey posters.

[Katpappy]

http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1

Canedaddy is doing his part.   

[Winters]

Someone needs to tell Dave Steve Bob Jim Dumbo that he can train in his Dojo all he wants ...

Miami Fan trains in the hard streets of Overtown .... and Miami Fan packs HEAT ... so when Stevie wants to throw a roundhouse he will feel the hot sting of lead ...

His line will part like the red sea at that point and Miami Fan will swag into his stadium and sit where he wants, eat beef jerky and drink a 40 oz ...

and after The U victory ... Miami Fan will swag out of the stadium and relieve himself on Ed's statue.

[CaneLover!]

http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1

Canedaddy is doing his part.   

Even though he is one of us, that guy is an idiot!

[Winters]

http://www.miami-hurricanes.com/forum/tm.asp?m=879938&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1

Canedaddy is doing his part.   

Even though he is one of us, that guy is an idiot!

lol, yeh.

[MadCat]

Never used swag as a verb.   

[CaneLover!]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

Chingon, Limestone and Pete

I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp.  I bet none of you bitches will show up.  I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.

[Dr Rick Daris]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

Chingon, Limestone and Pete

I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp.  I bet none of you bitches will show up.  I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.

idk. i was a member of that dojo for six or seven months last year. they're pretty legit.

[8manpick]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

Chingon, Limestone and Pete

I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp.  I bet none of you bitches will show up.  I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.

did you rough ridin' read the o.p.? Be there at 8, game starts at 11. Low reading comprehension too I guess.

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[MadCat]

I bet the aggie billboard really makes you  , huh?

[Trim]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

Chingon, Limestone and Pete

I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp.  I bet none of you bitches will show up.  I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.

did you rough ridin' read the o.p.? Be there at 8, game starts at 11. Low reading comprehension too I guess.

This 11 a.m. game is complete bullshit, unless watching on FX from a pool.

[Emo EMAW]

If any of their fans make the trip, and you can get at least one of them to run a route towards Ernie, we all know that stevedave will take care of the rest.

Chingon, Limestone and Pete

I'll be at the statue at 11:00 AM sharp.  I bet none of you bitches will show up.  I am betting that you three will be laying on the ground by 11:03 or so.

Can you be there a little earlier because it's Harley Day and we don't want to miss that.