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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on January 04, 2012, 06:57:22 PM
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Arkansas Fans, line up at the SW corner of the stadium 4 hours prior to kickoff to get the everloving crap beaten out of your balls. My bros and I will be organizing a single file line for each of you to take me on in hand to hand combat until it's time to enter the game. This is a 1 on 1 fight until I'm done throttling the crap out of the ballsack and face and taint of whoever was first in line followed by second, then third, then fourth then fifth, etc. When it is your turn I will give you the first shot to try to punch or kick me before I dislocate your dick from your face and smash your taint into your neck. Most matchups will take 30 seconds max before the arkansas fan is on the ground bleeding and crying for his mom to come get him so he doesn't miss the game. Pete and Kleinstone are from my dojo (sidewinder kempo Riley County #2) and they will be keeping the line orderly. So, if you think you are going to try to get cuts or come at me more than one at a time think again. I'm a yellow belt sidewinder and have had tons of action in the ring so this shouldn't be a tough match for me. I doubt kempo has even made its way into your garbage state. Before you get into line you may want to know some things about me:
1- I once fought a bloodthirsty dog that chased me and my friends after we left the Manhattan pool. It had gotten out and was pretty much a full blood pit bull and I booted it in the nuts so hard it fell onto it's side and started barking while running back to it's house. It never tried to tangle with anyone again.
2- I once kicked a hole though some dry wall at an abandoned house like it was nothing. Kleinstone can confirm this as he was there. My foot went clean through it to the other side. picture your ballsack as the wall and you get the picture.
3- My entrance music at Kempo matches is the sidewinder theme, Firework by Katy Perry. Fireworks are what you will see when you catch the first fist in your nose and eyes. This will most likely be the first punch.
4- I can eat a medium thin crust Pizza Hut pepperoni by myself. This is my pregame meal so energy will not be lacking in my feet and fists of death.
5- I have first place at Big Buck Hunter at the Manhattan Buffalo Wild Wings. This showcases my accuracy and fury. This record score has stood for 3 months.
6- I made Chris Robinson turn blue and have to go home from school early when I kicked his balls during kickball. I will use this move against each of you. Which foot will it be? That's the secret, you don't know because I use both. You can't block it. Unblockable.
7- A spin kick is another move I use. This is also unblockable and will probably connect with either your face or chest or ballsack. You will come off the ground by about a foot and while you are in the air I will punch you face or balls again at least three times before you hit the ground. game over.
If my mom or step dad Ray approaches the body pile or fighting area they are probably bringing me and my bros food. You are to act like we are just horsing around and all of your bloody crotch faces are from falling down from being stupid asses. They will believe this because you are from Arkansas. If you tell them that I was the one that beat you up there will be severe consequences. Our snacks will feature buggles, dr. pepper, hot dogs and probably on of the better little debbies available. You have to sit and watch me and my bros eat these choice snacks while you wait. Ray does not take any crap at all so don't even think about starting anything while he is there. He will smash your face no matter how old you are. He smokes camels, nuff said. After I have finished with everyone in the line I will probably grab the boobs of your girlfriends which they will like and want to make out with me. I won't, because I have a super hot girlfriend. She won't be there, so I could, but I just don't want to. Any questions about where to line up or what I will do to you?
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Well I'll take some of that. If you ain't afreard to fight an old man. Probly a pussy anyway. Needin that Japslap crap to help you fight.
I'll whip your smart ass in front of your buddies if you are interested.
Jack Blasingame, II
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He doesn't need to respond, he already said he'd be there dumbass...
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He doesn't need to respond, he already said he'd be there dumbass...
well I won't be there but I can arainge a meetin if he wants to
.... I might paste a few whelps on top of your ugly noggin to. If your not afraid.
Jack
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He doesn't need to respond, he already said he'd be there dumbass...
well I won't be there but I can arainge a meetin if he wants to
.... I might paste a few whelps on top of your ugly noggin to. If your not afraid.
Jack
If my what is not afraid?
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
I'LL do the tellin when an where because I'm on f fixed income.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
I'LL do the tellin when an where because I'm on f fixed income.
Let's drag his sorry ass to the Alma sonic
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
do this
:crossfingers: :pray: :crossfingers:
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Lunch at nighttime huh? What is it with Arkansas people and night shifts? ......oh right.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Lunch at nighttime huh? What is it with Arkansas people and night shifts? ......oh right.
Go back to the shallow end son
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All I need to know is who wants an ass whoopin? I ain't goin to Dallas but I could meet you on the trip down if you think you are man enough.
Jack
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
You sure your in the SE corner? I can't see you little buddy, where are you?
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If some of the KSU fans on the board have never watched Steve Dave and his dojo buddies fight the other teams fans on game day you really ought to check it out at the Cotton Bowl. It is hilarious. Last time I watched, which was the Baylor game this season, he kicked this guy in the balls so hard that he passed out. :lol:
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They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..
Wait..
I have to catch my breath.
Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....
Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.
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If some of the KSU fans on the board have never watched Steve Dave and his dojo buddies fight the other teams fans on game day you really ought to check it out at the Cotton Bowl. It is hilarious. Last time I watched, which was the Baylor game this season, he kicked this guy in the balls so hard that he passed out. :lol:
Well, I'm packin a set of big hairy ones, and I heard the story a little different. What I heard was Baylor was honering an old man who was alive the last time Baylor won soemthing and Stevie clocked him with his change purse
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They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..
Wait..
I have to catch my breath.
Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....
Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.
watchit now!!! watchit! these are dangerous killers. Dangerous, smart killers from KSU. And they'll all be in Dallas to see Always Save Tebow when he takes the field agin the Razorbacks.
I can see it now. They'll be out there whippin ass in karate suits with numbchucks and sticks while Granpa Snyder dozes off in a recliner somewhere in the middle of the 3rd quarter after havin his Bran (gotta stay regular).
Jack
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
You sure your in the SE corner? I can't see you little buddy, where are you?
Sitting here. Eating the lunch I was told to bring. Can you grab me a Coke on your way?
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They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..
Wait..
I have to catch my breath.
Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....
Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.
sorry guy, but sd is legit at karate. I saw him punch right through some drywall once. Didn't even grab his hand afterwards,
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Now, Jack and Mal, you see what playing Tekkin and Worlds of Warcraft with your online buddies will do?
They have an entire online DOJO and they fantacize about kicking people in the groin.
They've gone from a group of pubescent loudmouths to an entire army of Ninjas in less than a
day.
So, you see how they could just as easily make the leap to KSU winning the Cotton Bowl.
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Keep waitin. He'll be there soon enough.
In my head I got this dream that Snyder has a tv and a recliner on the sidelin to catch 20 winks if he needs it. And a TV where he can keep up with Matlock and MurderShe Wrote. I cain't stop laughin. And all these rich Kansas people sittin there watchin him snore in that recliner, tryin to act important and uppity! :lol:
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They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..
Wait..
I have to catch my breath.
Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....
Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.
I suppose so. Will you wash the uniform when done? That is my responsibility, and my mom quit letting me use her washer/dryer.
Also, do you know how to use chucks or do you want me to show you a few moves? Not my specialty (throwing stars are) but I can teach a novice some stuff.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
You sure your in the SE corner? I can't see you little buddy, where are you?
Sitting here. Eating the lunch I was told to bring. Can you grab me a Coke on your way?
Your sittin down? No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ReToOClEy4
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does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
You sure your in the SE corner? I can't see you little buddy, where are you?
Sitting here. Eating the lunch I was told to bring. Can you grab me a Coke on your way?
Your sittin down? No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.
Well I hate to eat lunch standing up. C'mon
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crickets. thats what I thought. Smoke but no fire.
I'll fight you tough guy. But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits. Anytime you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
He told you when and where. Don't be scared.
:lol: Yeah, you're in our head.
I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy. Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.
Why do you copy everything I say? :dunno:
alright, that does it. I'm ready to kick your ass. meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due
There in 10. How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?
I'll be the one in red, and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin. I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich
Well, I am here. I will just wait. What time will you and jack get here?
You sure your in the SE corner? I can't see you little buddy, where are you?
Sitting here. Eating the lunch I was told to bring. Can you grab me a Coke on your way?
Your sittin down? No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.
Why are you being so mean to me and my friends?
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They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..
Wait..
I have to catch my breath.
Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....
Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.
sorry guy, but sd is legit at karate. I saw him punch right through some drywall once. Didn't even grab his hand afterwards,
Ho. Lee. Crap. He can punch through DRYWALL?? NOT THAT!!
My twelve year old nephew punches holes in drywall, hollow core doors, carbboard boxes and occasionally
plays punch out at the pizza parlor game room. But, then again, he's only twelve and has some anger issues
like some kids do.
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Now, Jack and Mal, you see what playing Tekkin and Worlds of Warcraft with your online buddies will do?
They have an entire online DOJO and they fantacize about kicking people in the groin.
They've gone from a group of pubescent loudmouths to an entire army of Ninjas in less than a
day.
So, you see how they could just as easily make the leap to KSU winning the Cotton Bowl.
I can see old Snyder there on the sideline in a recliner in amonst those players to keep him from the cameras and off tv a sawin logs! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....."coach. Coach! Wake up! Game's over and you got to take your blood pressure pill and shake hands with Coach Petrino. Stand up and put your teeth in. Wipe those crumbs off. Best Choice Tebow got a broke leg.
Oh my. I know he probly don't have a chair and a tv on the sideline but thinkin about it makes me laugh.
And all the KSU fans wearin karate suits.....solidarity.
I'll tell you I gotta wipe my eyes.
Jack
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does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.
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HAHAAHA! I've throwed away Prarie Chicken bigger than that stupid bastard! I'll whip his ass and not even break a sweat! :lol:
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does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.
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Kidding around? No. He looks like he's posing for a gay beefcake photoshoot.
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You guys can laugh and joke all you want, but as far as I know Steve Dave hasn't lost a fight in 3 years of doing this. I know for a fact he hasn't lost at any home games because I've made it a part of my tailgate routine to watch before heading into the games. You talk big on the internet but until you line up at the game it's all talk.
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we don't karategi outside of the dojo idiots. you will wish it WAS in the dojo though, our sensei won't be there to call it off when we are pummeling your balls into hamburger.
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One time before the game against Missouri I saw Steve Dave kick the ballsack of this dude so hard with a jump flying kick that his glasses fell off, broke, and he barfed, and I'm not sure but I think I heard he had to get taint stitches.
Steve Dave never put down his pizza flavored combos while doing this.
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seriously steve dave will make your gooch bleed.
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One time before the game against Missouri I saw Steve Dave kick the ballsack of this dude so hard with a jump flying kick that his glasses fell off, broke, and he barfed, and I'm not sure but I think I heard he had to get taint stitches.
Steve Dave never put down his pizza flavored combos while doing this.
I thought I had it on my Flip but it didn't record or it got erased. Was awesome.
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
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Jack, Mal, they've found something new to obsess about now....some shirtless douche laying on a fence rail
looking like he's about to sh*t his pants.
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
I mispelled kickin
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
I mispelled kickin
That's kind of dumb.
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your doom:
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
I mispelled kickin
That's kind of dumb.
we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
I mispelled kickin
That's kind of dumb.
we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni
Obviously.
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we don't karategi outside of the dojo idiots. you will wish it WAS in the dojo though, our sensei won't be there to call it off when we are pummeling your balls into hamburger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVFzRT6qGT4&feature=related 5:05
My Niece put me on to this. Man I am laughin thinking about them KSU boys in their outfits like little karate men! :lol:
Stevedave in front of a bunch of kids teachin a class! HAHAH
Ass Whippin
Jack blasingame, II
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I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
The line might be too long. I'd get there earlier.
Why did you have to edit that?
I mispelled kickin
That's kind of dumb.
we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni
Obviously.
unobtrusively
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
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that dude is as (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) homosexual then as this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cdn.turner.com%2Fsi%2F.element%2Fimg%2F4.0%2Fglobal%2Fswapper%2F201108%2F110831.03.jpg&hash=d64720f33ccf71187ec5c91221078245a16819b0)
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
:confused:
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
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Jack, Mal, they've found something new to obsess about now....some shirtless douche laying on a fence rail
looking like he's about to sh*t his pants.
just stopping by to say this is a fantastic post. A+++
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.
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that dude is as (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) homosexual then as this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cdn.turner.com%2Fsi%2F.element%2Fimg%2F4.0%2Fglobal%2Fswapper%2F201108%2F110831.03.jpg&hash=d64720f33ccf71187ec5c91221078245a16819b0)
Isn't that their Quarterback with the big hair?
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
you will just end up hurting yourselves trying to kick the crap out of the average 300-400 lb Arkansas-an.
this is funny though.
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If steve can totally destroy the face/balls/taints of Texas fans he will have absolutely no problem with pigaggies.
Texas fans can be kind of tough
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.
I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.
I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.
I can do what I want to do.
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.
I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.
6'4" - 245 here. We could be brothers! Granted, you'd be my little brother but still.
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I may be small but I am rough ridin' tough. You won't get the benefit of the padding chump.
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your doom:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi660.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu330%2Fhskerpride%2Fstevedave.jpg&hash=bd7b6a5642c553a0691ddabe3f2e5e06a52cb748)
Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?
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Is that a skunk on the beach? Behind the Ken-doll?
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your doom:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi660.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu330%2Fhskerpride%2Fstevedave.jpg&hash=bd7b6a5642c553a0691ddabe3f2e5e06a52cb748)
Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?
Cargo Pants - check
Puka Shell Necklace - check
American Crew Pomade - check
Belt in a Tree - check
Pot Belly Pig in the Surf - check
Douche Bag status - 100%
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your doom:
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Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?
Cargo Pants - check
Puka Shell Necklace - check
American Crew Pomade - check
Belt in a Tree - check
Pot Belly Pig in the Surf - check
Douche Bag status - 100%
At least 3 of those are wrong.
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Fake Sugar Dick has more credibility than any of you KSU effers.
Jacks
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
you will just end up hurting yourselves trying to kick the crap out of the average 300-400 lb pig.
this is funny though.
:lol:
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I see that I've missed out on all the fun...
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I see that I've missed out on all the fun...
no way WABTY, there's plenty to be had. join in,
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I'm so jacked up I can't quit air boxing. Going to be a slaughter!
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IN THE FACE!
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I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.
Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.
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I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.
Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.
sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago. :gocho:
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Sidewinders are no joke
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I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.
Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.
sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago. :gocho:
nice! Dodge always brings some of the best
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I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.
Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.
sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago. :gocho:
nice! Dodge always brings some of the best
You should have seen sd destroy this punk from Limon. :eek:
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Best fighting you related thread ever.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
Are they coming to the game? :excited: They might last a little longer than sd's 30 second average since they are so used to being hit so much.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
You do know all of that crap is fake and the results are predetermined by either Don King or Dana White.
Jesus Christ mister, even a cross-eyed, six toed bootlegger can see that.
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Sweep the leg Stevie....
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Guys, I think that a-hole 11th grader Chet Barker told his parents about the fight in Dallas. I'd lay low for a little while. His mom has already called my house twice on the caller ID.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
This has to be a parody post.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
I'll fight all of those guys :rolleyes:
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SD, Remember that one time when the mizzou fan came at you while your mom was bringing us Kool-aid, she turned her back to grab something out of the mini cooler and you simultaneously punched him in the scrote & face and put him to the ground before she even turned back around to see.
That was awesome.
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you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.
Former champ because he retired scared to face SD.
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I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.
No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.
Genius! Where so I sign?
They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.
I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.
:nono: Westboro was right about you guys
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:facepalm:
arkansas fans are the stupidest
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I'll tell you what I'll do right now. Wire me the damn money for gas and as soon as it's warm enough (maybe tomorrow) I'll drive where you are and whip your karate asses!
Jack Blasingame ain't gonna cowtow to no man anywhere.
But what I'm seein is that you are all afeard to fight an old man.
Jack Blasingame, II
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GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhobbies-leisure%2Fexercise%2Fkarate-2.gif&hash=1bc0bff6daf977d68afe3d4444f7e5eca83797db)
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GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhobbies-leisure%2Fexercise%2Fkarate-2.gif&hash=1bc0bff6daf977d68afe3d4444f7e5eca83797db)
Were there mirrors, gotta have those.
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GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhobbies-leisure%2Fexercise%2Fkarate-2.gif&hash=1bc0bff6daf977d68afe3d4444f7e5eca83797db)
Can you change the emoticon so that it's a pigaggy's head instead of a board?
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This is the best fight thread I have ever seen. :lol: :popcorn:
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GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhobbies-leisure%2Fexercise%2Fkarate-2.gif&hash=1bc0bff6daf977d68afe3d4444f7e5eca83797db)
I haven't seen sd this jacked since Nebraska '09 (Pirate's Booty popcorn and Hi-C fruit punch drink boxes)
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If you've ever seen steve dave flex up you'd be like :horrorsurprise: "dam!"
And he is like :gocho: "yeah"
or so I've heard. :dunno:
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that kickin stevie does was kinda impressive. the usher accidently got in the long assed line to whip stevies ass and that round house kick knocked the battries out of his flashlight. I almost got scaret off but as perdicted, I got in line 5 minutes before kickoff and made it back to my luxary suite in plenty of time. I gotta hand it to you stevie, you are ever bit the little plugger that your football team is.
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This thread made me laugh the hardest. Far and away the funniest pregame post.
Thank you Steve Dave. :cheers:
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LIMESTONE!!! NOOOOO!!!!
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Steve Dave killed it in this thread. I was wheezing like my Grandpa laughing at it.