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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2012, 09:35:47 PM »
They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Wait..

Wait..

I have to catch my breath.

Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?

I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.


sorry guy, but sd is legit at karate.   I saw him punch right through some drywall once.  Didn't even grab his hand afterwards,

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2012, 09:36:40 PM »
Now, Jack and Mal, you see what playing Tekkin and Worlds of Warcraft with your online buddies will do?

They have an entire online DOJO and they fantacize about kicking people in the groin.

They've gone from a group of pubescent loudmouths to an entire army of Ninjas in less than a
day.

So, you see how they could just as easily make the leap to KSU winning the Cotton Bowl.
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2012, 09:37:05 PM »
Keep waitin.  He'll be there soon enough.  

In my head I got this dream that Snyder has a tv and a recliner on the sidelin to catch 20 winks if he needs it. And a TV where he can keep up with Matlock and MurderShe Wrote.  I cain't stop laughin.  And all these rich Kansas people sittin there watchin him snore in  that recliner, tryin to act important and uppity!  :lol:
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2012, 09:37:30 PM »
They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Wait..

Wait..

I have to catch my breath.

Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?

I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.




I suppose so.  Will you wash the uniform when done?  That is my responsibility, and my mom quit letting me use her washer/dryer.

Also, do you know how to use chucks or do you want me to show you a few moves?  Not my specialty (throwing stars are) but I can teach a novice some stuff.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2012, 09:37:54 PM »
crickets. thats what I thought.  Smoke but no fire.

I'll fight you tough guy.  But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits.  Anytime you are ready. 

Jackson Holly Blasingame, II

He told you when and where.  Don't be scared.

 :lol:  Yeah, you're in our head.

I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy.  Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.

Why do you copy everything I say?    :dunno:

alright, that does it.  I'm ready to kick your ass.  meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due

There in 10.  How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?

I'll be the one in red,  and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin.  I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich

Well, I am here.  I will just wait.  What time will you and jack get here?

You sure your in the SE corner?  I can't see you little buddy, where are you?

Sitting here.  Eating the lunch I was told to bring.  Can you grab me a Coke on your way?

Your sittin down?  No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.  
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2012, 09:38:58 PM »
EMAW, trolls have about as much chancet around here as a pecker gnat buzzin the head of Jackie Chan.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2012, 09:39:08 PM »
does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2012, 09:39:57 PM »
crickets. thats what I thought.  Smoke but no fire.

I'll fight you tough guy.  But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits.  Anytime you are ready. 

Jackson Holly Blasingame, II

He told you when and where.  Don't be scared.

 :lol:  Yeah, you're in our head.

I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy.  Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.

Why do you copy everything I say?    :dunno:

alright, that does it.  I'm ready to kick your ass.  meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due

There in 10.  How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?

I'll be the one in red,  and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin.  I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich

Well, I am here.  I will just wait.  What time will you and jack get here?

You sure your in the SE corner?  I can't see you little buddy, where are you?

Sitting here.  Eating the lunch I was told to bring.  Can you grab me a Coke on your way?

Your sittin down?  No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.  

Well I hate to eat lunch standing up.  C'mon

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2012, 09:40:18 PM »
crickets. thats what I thought.  Smoke but no fire.

I'll fight you tough guy.  But it will be Jack Blasingame that sets the limits.  Anytime you are ready. 

Jackson Holly Blasingame, II

He told you when and where.  Don't be scared.

 :lol:  Yeah, you're in our head.

I'm copying the OP and posting it on our board as a trophy.  Took me and ole Jacks about 10 days to bring you mindless idiots to your humble assed knees.

Why do you copy everything I say?    :dunno:

alright, that does it.  I'm ready to kick your ass.  meet me the SE corner of Cowboys stadium, row 5 seat 2 for the everloving crap kickin you're due

There in 10.  How will I recognize you (besides pond water giving you a piggy back ride)?

I'll be the one in red,  and you better pack a lunch buddy cause it's gonna be an all night long ass whoopin.  I'm gonna be on you like your oldest boy tearing into a bologna sadwhich

Well, I am here.  I will just wait.  What time will you and jack get here?

You sure your in the SE corner?  I can't see you little buddy, where are you?

Sitting here.  Eating the lunch I was told to bring.  Can you grab me a Coke on your way?

Your sittin down?  No wonder I couldn't find you, it's hard enough to see you standin up.  

Why are you being so mean to me and my friends?
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2012, 09:41:34 PM »
They've gone from whining about racism, pedophilia, and any other idiotic garbage their pea sized brains could dream up
to having fantasies about being Kung Fu Shaolin Death Squads with super duper fighting powers.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Wait..

Wait..

I have to catch my breath.

Kleinstone is a member of this dude's dojo....bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Hey, Kleinstone...can I borrow your nunchucks and your ninja costume?

I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing....this is just about as good as the bowl game is going to be.


sorry guy, but sd is legit at karate.   I saw him punch right through some drywall once.  Didn't even grab his hand afterwards,

Ho. Lee. Crap. He can punch through DRYWALL?? NOT THAT!!

My twelve year old nephew punches holes in drywall, hollow core doors, carbboard boxes and occasionally
plays punch out at the pizza parlor game room. But, then again, he's only twelve and has some anger issues
like some kids do.
I have anger issues and I take college football way too seriously.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2012, 09:42:27 PM »
Now, Jack and Mal, you see what playing Tekkin and Worlds of Warcraft with your online buddies will do?

They have an entire online DOJO and they fantacize about kicking people in the groin.

They've gone from a group of pubescent loudmouths to an entire army of Ninjas in less than a
day.

So, you see how they could just as easily make the leap to KSU winning the Cotton Bowl.
I can see old Snyder there on the sideline in a recliner in amonst those players to keep him from the cameras and off tv a sawin logs!  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....."coach.  Coach!  Wake up!  Game's over and you got to take your blood pressure pill and shake hands with Coach Petrino.   Stand up and put your teeth in.  Wipe those crumbs off.  Best Choice Tebow got a broke leg.  

Oh my.  I know he probly don't have a chair and a tv on the sideline but thinkin about it makes me laugh.  

And all the KSU fans wearin karate suits.....solidarity.  

I'll tell you I gotta wipe my eyes.  

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2012, 09:44:53 PM »
does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.


HAHAAHA!   I've throwed away Prarie Chicken bigger than that stupid bastard!   I'll whip his ass and not even break a sweat!   :lol:
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2012, 09:45:36 PM »
does this look like he's kidding around? and this was before two years of lifting.


Kidding around? No. He looks like he's posing for a gay beefcake photoshoot.
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2012, 09:46:51 PM »
You guys can laugh and joke all you want, but as far as I know Steve Dave hasn't lost a fight in 3 years of doing this. I know for a fact he hasn't lost at any home games because I've made it a part of my tailgate routine to watch before heading into the games. You talk big on the internet but until you line up at the game it's all talk.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2012, 09:47:03 PM »
we don't karategi outside of the dojo idiots.  you will wish it WAS in the dojo though, our sensei won't be there to call it off when we are pummeling your balls into hamburger.  

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2012, 09:47:57 PM »
One time before the game against Missouri I saw Steve Dave kick the ballsack of this dude so hard with a jump flying kick that his glasses fell off, broke, and he barfed, and I'm not sure but I think I heard he had to get taint stitches.  

Steve Dave never put down his pizza flavored combos while doing this.  

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2012, 09:49:11 PM »
seriously steve dave will make your gooch bleed.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2012, 09:49:58 PM »
One time before the game against Missouri I saw Steve Dave kick the ballsack of this dude so hard with a jump flying kick that his glasses fell off, broke, and he barfed, and I'm not sure but I think I heard he had to get taint stitches.  

Steve Dave never put down his pizza flavored combos while doing this.  

I thought I had it on my Flip but it didn't record or it got erased.  Was awesome.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2012, 09:52:21 PM »
I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass
« Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 09:53:59 PM by Malberry Squeezins »
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2012, 09:52:46 PM »
Jack, Mal, they've found something new to obsess about now....some shirtless douche laying on a fence rail
looking like he's about to sh*t his pants.

I have anger issues and I take college football way too seriously.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2012, 09:55:57 PM »
I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2012, 09:57:33 PM »
I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

I mispelled kickin
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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2012, 09:58:47 PM »
I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

I mispelled kickin

That's kind of dumb.

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2012, 09:59:05 PM »
your doom:

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Re: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2012, 10:00:33 PM »
I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

I mispelled kickin

That's kind of dumb.

we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni
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