Author Topic: Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread) (Read 16139 times)

MadCat · « **Reply #75 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:22:07 AM »

IN THE FACE!

bakerman · « **Reply #76 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:23:43 AM »

I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.

Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #77 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:26:09 AM »

Quote from: bakerman on January 05, 2012, 10:23:43 AM

I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.

Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.

sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago.

steve dave · « **Reply #78 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:31:11 AM »

Sidewinders are no joke

bakerman · « **Reply #79 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:35:11 AM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on January 05, 2012, 10:26:09 AM

Quote from: bakerman on January 05, 2012, 10:23:43 AM
I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.

Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.

sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago.

nice! Dodge always brings some of the best

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #80 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:37:53 AM »

Quote from: bakerman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:11 AM

Quote from: Kleinstone on January 05, 2012, 10:26:09 AM
Quote from: bakerman on January 05, 2012, 10:23:43 AM
I once saw steve dave kick a guy in the taint so hard that the guy's hat came off his head a full 6 inches and would of landed back on his head had his legs not collapsed. His friends dragged him across the street to Mercy and rumor has it that he never walked again.

Also, that dojo is no joke. They've won the last 8 international fighting competitions, last I heard anyway.

sd and I both placed at a tournament in Dodge just 2 weeks ago.

nice! Dodge always brings some of the best

You should have seen sd destroy this punk from Limon.

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #81 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:23:38 AM »

Best fighting you related thread ever.

Hawgalude · « **Reply #82 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM »

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

MadCat · « **Reply #83 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Hawgalude on January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

Are they coming to the game?

They might last a little longer than sd's 30 second average since they are so used to being hit so much.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #84 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:44:15 AM »

Quote from: Hawgalude on January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

You do know all of that crap is fake and the results are predetermined by either Don King or Dana White.

Jesus Christ mister, even a cross-eyed, six toed bootlegger can see that.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #85 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:47:03 AM »

Sweep the leg Stevie....

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #86 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:51:40 AM »

Guys, I think that a-hole 11th grader Chet Barker told his parents about the fight in Dallas. I'd lay low for a little while. His mom has already called my house twice on the caller ID.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #87 on:** January 05, 2012, 12:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Hawgalude on January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

This has to be a parody post.

steve dave · « **Reply #88 on:** January 05, 2012, 12:02:20 PM »

Quote from: Hawgalude on January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

I'll fight all of those guys

HeinBallz · « **Reply #89 on:** January 05, 2012, 12:33:54 PM »

SD, Remember that one time when the mizzou fan came at you while your mom was bringing us Kool-aid, she turned her back to grab something out of the mini cooler and you simultaneously punched him in the scrote & face and put him to the ground before she even turned back around to see.

That was awesome.

kstater · « **Reply #90 on:** January 05, 2012, 12:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Hawgalude on January 05, 2012, 11:37:37 AM

you guys do know that former number one middle weight champion of the world is from Little Rock as well as numerous MMA and Tapout guys. You all are funny but I think you may have bitten off a little more than you can chew this time.

Former champ because he retired scared to face SD.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #91 on:** January 05, 2012, 01:06:40 PM »

Quote from: ZeroSumGame on January 04, 2012, 10:17:35 PM

Quote from: mind-spirit-cats on January 04, 2012, 10:11:24 PM
Quote from: _33 on January 04, 2012, 10:09:45 PM
Quote from: ZeroSumGame on January 04, 2012, 10:06:43 PM
I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?
idiot watches too many movies.

I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.

Westboro was right about you guys

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #92 on:** January 05, 2012, 04:26:49 PM »

arkansas fans are the stupidest

pondwater jack · « **Reply #93 on:** January 05, 2012, 04:57:29 PM »

I'll tell you what I'll do right now. Wire me the damn money for gas and as soon as it's warm enough (maybe tomorrow) I'll drive where you are and whip your karate asses!

Jack Blasingame ain't gonna cowtow to no man anywhere.

But what I'm seein is that you are all afeard to fight an old man.

Jack Blasingame, II

steve dave · « **Reply #94 on:** January 05, 2012, 04:57:46 PM »

GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #95 on:** January 05, 2012, 05:03:02 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 04:57:46 PM

GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes.

Were there mirrors, gotta have those.

RightMeow · « **Reply #96 on:** January 05, 2012, 06:26:18 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 04:57:46 PM

GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes.

Can you change the emoticon so that it's a pigaggy's head instead of a board?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #97 on:** January 05, 2012, 09:24:34 PM »

This is the best fight thread I have ever seen.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #98 on:** January 05, 2012, 09:45:13 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 04:57:46 PM

GOD! I'm so jacked up right now I've been air boxing and air kick-boxing and air grappling for like 30 minutes.

I haven't seen sd this jacked since Nebraska '09 (Pirate's Booty popcorn and Hi-C fruit punch drink boxes)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #99 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:53:16 PM »

If you've ever seen steve dave flex up you'd be like

"dam!"
And he is like

"yeah"
or so I've heard.