TexAgs politics board gems thread

[sonofdaxjones]

They have to draft the Trump kids if we want to win.  Lib kids are a bunch of woke pussies that are ruining the military.

I know that the UniParty longs to draft the Trump kids for their war machine as their father proved himself to be an unstoppable killing machine in VietNam.

Trump couldn't hold a candle to Joe Deferment(s) Biden's Vietnamese onslaught.

You gotta admit, bone spurs is the bitchiest way out of a draft ever.

Somebody get Pedo Pete his inhaler . . .

[star seed 7]

Checkmate libtards


hitler never said the words poisoning the blood of our people
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damiond3:45p
the left and the msm keeping saying trump is using hitler quotes but hitler never said those words in deutsch or english

[catastrophe]

Honestly outside of an actual historian, I’m putting my money on the MAGA to know what Hitler did and did not say.

[mocat]

lol yes

[Spracne]

Hitler writing about Jews “poison[ing] the blood of others” in Mein Kampf is totally different, guys. No rational person would make that association.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Writing it is completely different than saying it.

[bucket]

Hitler writing about Jews “poison[ing] the blood of others” in Mein Kampf is totally different, guys. No rational person would make that association.

I really wish someone would ask him what he means by saying that.

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BG Knocc Out10:19a
F*** big corporations, they all push woke liberal garbage and fell in line with president poopy pants's orders to fire employees if they chose to make their own medical decisions and not get the bogus "vaccine".

Even if I was a lazy worker, I do not get paid enough to work at a trashy liberal POS corporation like that. None of us do. if I were dictator, every single executive in America who turned a blind eye to those mandates and let them be enforced would rot in prison, never seeing their families again.

Anyone who scams corporations is good in my book. If you find a way to milk them of their money while doing as little as possible, good on you. Unfortunately I'm not in a position to do so, but I admire people who are able to.
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President poopy pants?

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In the daxian conservative bubble it's widely believed that Biden pooped his pants when meeting with queen Elizabeth a few years ago

[Rage Against the McKee]

He probably did it because he was seeing the queen. Then he want back home to the white house and had a good laugh over the phone about it with Obama, while throwing a ball at secret service agents for Major to go fetch.

[star seed 7]

In a Kyle Rittenhouse thread


Dan Scott1:30a, 12/20/23
In reply to p_bubel
Because like many here I was addicted to his trial and was looking into buying his book. Sometimes I replay the trial as background noise when I'm doing something. The reviews led me to those tweets and surprised me.

[michigancat]

In a Kyle Rittenhouse thread


Dan Scott1:30a, 12/20/23
In reply to p_bubel
Because like many here I was addicted to his trial and was looking into buying his book. Sometimes I replay the trial as background noise when I'm doing something. The reviews led me to those tweets and surprised me.

lmaoooooooo

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[catastrophe]

That dude needs to be on a watch list, holy crap.

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Why don't police shoot to stop car chases?
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EX TEXASEX10:07p, 12/22/23
In reply to GisselMcDonald
GisselMcDonald said:

The words are mother and father!

https://twitter.com/justin_hart/status/1738278316808024546

So you have a kid at a hospital and still cant figure out or determine the sex ?? Nobody there can either ??
These people are F'ing insane. If you don't fully support this insanity and lord knows what other insanity they have coming down the pike for America and The West, think they won't do a political litmus test
for your kids Chemo treatment or access to be on an organ list???
This a perfect example that EVERYTHING must be politicized /perverted /bending of the knee for their Religion deviancy and insanity. Hope everybody reading this has figured out THERE AREE NO SIDE LINES FOR THEM ! Every person and every part of society has to submit/bend the knee !!!
#FJB
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[passranch]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[IPA4Me]

Urban Ag10:02p, 12/10/23
The newest one I picked out tonight during the Cowboys game is the black dad with the ginger mom and the pretty dark kids. Best Buy. Wife and I had a good chuckle. I really like how "white" they make the black dad dress. Literally, my 79 year old father dresses like that.

Also the new one for Lexus, I think. Beautiful family. My 15 year old asked me if it if it were cool for white guys to marry black women and I told him hell yes when they look like that. Cause, I'm a smart ass that way.

Keep it coming woke corporate America. It's pure entertainment at this point.

From the twitter

[passranch]

Really makes you think.

[Dugout DickStone]

I’m black before anything Twitter account being run by a bigot is kind of ironic

[star seed 7]

So any stories about Crazy Lib relatives from Christmas family gatherings ? ? ?
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I will start:

Most of my family are Libs but most are not terribly annoying. One cousin did show up in a Prius Hybrid, I was not surprised by her purchase. She also announced her plans to move to France in a year or two because it is so much more civilized. I kept my response to an unnoticed eyeroll.

I received a package of aromatic candles made with Soy Wax and Essential Oils. Also received what appears to be home made soap containing nuts and/or oatmeal. Another gift was some sort of small ceramic plate/coaster/not sure. That relative is very proud of her ceramic skills.

Also received a large jar of salad dressing named after some woman suffragette from about 80-100 years ago. It came with a q-code that takes you to a website where I can donate to the cause, what ever that might be. The salad dressing looks good though.

Couple gifts were wrapped in pieces of fabric which seemed strange to me.

[Spracne]

A kind family member is trying to gently tell that guy that he and his house smell like absolute Trump.

[bucket]

My lib  family members gave me this stuff and I didn't get them anything. Stupid libs!

[michigancat]

A kind family member is trying to gently tell that guy that he and his house smell like absolute Trump.

I think we have a rare lady texags poster on our hands!

[Dugout DickStone]

If you get those gifts they are absolutely saying you/your house smellls like total trump