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Quote from: meow meow on December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PMA pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site.
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
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Quote from: Dugout DickStone on December 16, 2015, 04:29:08 PMNavin brining ape room level gay smackWe are all now dumber having read this... I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Quote from: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 04:27:35 PMQuote from: meow meow on December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PMA pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site. I would never let my kids open a thread titled "Favorite Arkansas Jokes" but i'm probably just a superior parent
Q: How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.
Quote from: meow meow on December 10, 2015, 02:53:41 PMQ: How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck. Okay, this one was funny. With that said, WTH happen to the rest of this thread. Straight down the toilet. WTH is a pig aggie?
Oh and by the way, I am totally expecting the answer to my question to be "YOU, YOU ARE A PIG AGGIE. YEAH, I GOT YOU BOY. THAT MUST HURT." Or something to that affect.
I thought my jokes were good.
The teethbrush one made me lolSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Quote from: Cire on December 16, 2015, 08:59:52 PMThe teethbrush one made me lolSent from my iPhone using TapatalkI heard some pretty good one's when i lived in New York. I was once asked if people normally wore shoes in arkansas, with a straight face.
Methbenny, you really want to compare athletic facilities? Didn't think so.Carry on...
Quote from: Chingon on December 16, 2015, 08:28:40 PMI thought my jokes were good.You'll get a participation trophy. Kinda like what the mildkittens will be getting come January 2.
