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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #100 on: December 17, 2015, 09:12:42 AM »
If K-Stater's had spent more time getting better at football instead of their stand up comedy routines, they'd probably compete in the Big XII a little more...

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #101 on: December 17, 2015, 09:30:15 AM »
Compete how? Like win conf championships?
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« Reply #102 on: December 17, 2015, 09:52:12 AM »
Compete how? Like win conf championships?

You've won one. Pat yourselves on the back.
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #103 on: December 17, 2015, 09:54:25 AM »
Compete how? Like win conf championships?

You've won one. Pat yourselves on the back.

actually we've won 2.  but 1 and 2 are infinity more than 0, so we can go with 1 if you'd like.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #104 on: December 17, 2015, 10:08:51 AM »
You know, there's something oddly charming, yet sad at the same time, about a fanbase that is as delusional as this one is.  It's usually fun trying to rile up a good fanbase -- think LSU or Auburn -- but one of the prerequisites to a good back-and-forth is being somewhat grounded in reality.  When we beat LSU or Auburn or Ole Miss or Tennessee, it feels like we've done something we can crow about.  After this Liberty Bowl?  I'll feel bad coming on here and attempting to talk trash.  K-Staters are like, "We are to college football what Kentucky is to college basketball."  And the sad thing is I think they actually believe it.

It's like that movie from a few years back where Leonardo DiCaprio thought for a whole movie that he was an FBI agent investigating murders on a prison island, only to realize at the very end that he was a mental patient and the whole thing was therapy designed to get him to understand he was crazy and had killed his wife.  K-State is exactly that -- a mental patient so deluded that reality could slap them on the ass and they'd swear they were all running the show.  But after we shellac them in Memphis, they won't realize anything.  They'll just go on chirping about all the championships they've won and all the hurt they put on their second-rate conference and blah blah blah blah.  Meanwhile, we'll tackle our top-of-the-heap schedule next year and continue earning respect from the non-mental patients of the college football world.
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #105 on: December 17, 2015, 10:12:46 AM »
come back when you have a conference championship bro

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #106 on: December 17, 2015, 10:17:46 AM »
come back when you have a conference championship bro

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #107 on: December 17, 2015, 10:19:15 AM »
You guys, all these jokes are so funny!

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« Reply #108 on: December 17, 2015, 10:25:40 AM »
fan of a team that has never won a championship telling us we're delusional, enjoy the Liberty Bowl, you guys need this more than we do.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #109 on: December 17, 2015, 10:27:06 AM »
You know, there's something oddly charming, yet sad at the same time, about a fanbase that is as delusional as this one is.  It's usually fun trying to rile up a good fanbase -- think LSU or Auburn -- but one of the prerequisites to a good back-and-forth is being somewhat grounded in reality.  When we beat LSU or Auburn or Ole Miss or Tennessee, it feels like we've done something we can crow about.  After this Liberty Bowl?  I'll feel bad coming on here and attempting to talk trash.  K-Staters are like, "We are to college football what Kentucky is to college basketball."  And the sad thing is I think they actually believe it.

It's like that movie from a few years back where Leonardo DiCaprio thought for a whole movie that he was an FBI agent investigating murders on a prison island, only to realize at the very end that he was a mental patient and the whole thing was therapy designed to get him to understand he was crazy and had killed his wife.  K-State is exactly that -- a mental patient so deluded that reality could slap them on the ass and they'd swear they were all running the show.  But after we shellac them in Memphis, they won't realize anything.  They'll just go on chirping about all the championships they've won and all the hurt they put on their second-rate conference and blah blah blah blah.  Meanwhile, we'll tackle our top-of-the-heap schedule next year and continue earning respect from the non-mental patients of the college football world.

No crap. These people are unbelievable.

I stand by my statement that Vanderbilt is better than K-State. Hell, why stop there? The Commodores are better than most teams in the Big XII.
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #110 on: December 17, 2015, 10:27:37 AM »
fan of a team that has never won a championship telling us we're delusional, enjoy the Liberty Bowl, you guys need this more than we do.

Easy, Leo.  Just take your pills and keep thinking that way.
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #111 on: December 17, 2015, 10:29:16 AM »
Toledo is so bad, their coach considered Iowa State (Vanderbilt of the Big 12) a step up.  Toledo beat Arkansas this year I think??

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #112 on: December 17, 2015, 10:33:46 AM »
Finishing last in your division every year =respect to these inbreds. How interesting
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #113 on: December 17, 2015, 10:45:06 AM »
Finishing last in your division every year =respect to these inbreds. How interesting

But they get to cheer SEC SEC SEC, so when those teams that beat them, win in their bowls, it's like they actually won, so it kind of evens out.  hope that helps!?!?!

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #114 on: December 17, 2015, 10:45:59 AM »
Finishing last in your division every year =respect to these inbreds. How interesting

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Navin:   "Siri, how many conference championships has the University of Arkansas won?"

Siri:   "Fourteen."

Navin:   "Siri, how many conference championships has Kansas State won?"

(uncomfortable pause)

Siri:   "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"     :ROFL:
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #115 on: December 17, 2015, 10:48:01 AM »
14 sec championships? That doesn't seem accurate
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #116 on: December 17, 2015, 10:48:16 AM »
Southwest conference, adorable

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #117 on: December 17, 2015, 10:48:49 AM »
Losing to Toledo has to be just awful.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #118 on: December 17, 2015, 10:52:18 AM »
Worst case of Little Man Syndrome I've ever run across...        :confused:
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #119 on: December 17, 2015, 11:36:58 AM »
Southwest conference, adorable

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« Reply #121 on: December 17, 2015, 11:40:01 AM »
Losing to Toledo has to be just awful.

It was, for us, because it was so unexpected.  Understandably, it wouldn't have caused a ripple in the dirt state had K-State lost to them.
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #122 on: December 17, 2015, 11:40:44 AM »
"knock knock"

Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"

"A big fat smelly poor person"

Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #123 on: December 17, 2015, 11:42:28 AM »
"knock knock"

Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"

"A big fat smelly poor person"

Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"

We get it. Also, still trying to figure out what a Pig Aggy is. Can you assist?
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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #124 on: December 17, 2015, 12:03:15 PM »
"knock knock"

Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"

"A big fat smelly poor person"

Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"

We get it. Also, still trying to figure out what a Pig Aggy is. Can you assist?

Tell it again Cire, the Arkansas fans didn't understand it
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