I have a friend, who recently got engaged with this girl and she has this really shitty, small, purse dog. When she's not around, he poops and pees every where for m... him to clean up. He's like 11 years old, so there's not much time left, but I'm pretty sure he would like there to be even less time left. I guess what i'm getting at is.... How do you poison worthless, unadorable dogs?