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Re: Dogs
« Reply #400 on: October 21, 2015, 02:14:14 PM »
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #401 on: October 21, 2015, 02:15:05 PM »
mrs mocat really wants a beagle. they are adorbs but how do you make them not howl all the time? like when you are at work all day don't they just howl and howl and howl?

mocat, as a border collie aficionado, you will not be able to tolerate a beagle.  trust me on this one.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #402 on: October 21, 2015, 02:17:47 PM »
mrs mocat really wants a beagle. they are adorbs but how do you make them not howl all the time? like when you are at work all day don't they just howl and howl and howl?

mocat, as a border collie aficionado, you will not be able to tolerate a beagle.  trust me on this one.

beagles eff up everything non stop.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #403 on: October 21, 2015, 02:18:12 PM »
mrs mocat really wants a beagle. they are adorbs but how do you make them not howl all the time? like when you are at work all day don't they just howl and howl and howl?

if they aren't sleeping, they're probably going to be howling/ barking/ crying, and/or rough ridin' crap up, like all dogs do when they're left alone all day.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #404 on: October 21, 2015, 02:18:58 PM »
mocat, as a border collie aficionado, you will not be able to tolerate a beagle.  trust me on this one.

beagles eff up everything non stop.

you two are on my crap list.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #405 on: October 21, 2015, 02:23:19 PM »
did i tell you about how cute and smart they are?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #406 on: October 21, 2015, 02:26:54 PM »
I have a friend, who recently got engaged with this girl and she has this really shitty, small, purse dog. When she's not around, he poops and pees every where for m... him to clean up. He's like 11 years old, so there's not much time left, but I'm pretty sure he would like there to be even less time left. I guess what i'm getting at is.... How do you poison worthless, unadorable dogs?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #407 on: October 21, 2015, 02:29:13 PM »
 :frown: dont murder the dog, wacky. It's the person's fault the dog sucks ass.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #408 on: October 21, 2015, 02:29:38 PM »
I have a friend, who recently got engaged with this girl and she has this really shitty, small, purse dog. When she's not around, he poops and pees every where for m... him to clean up. He's like 11 years old, so there's not much time left, but I'm pretty sure he would like there to be even less time left. I guess what i'm getting at is.... How do you poison worthless, unadorable dogs?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #409 on: October 21, 2015, 02:30:04 PM »
:frown: dont murder the dog, wacky. It's the person's fault the dog sucks ass.
:D I know. He's a real crap head tho. He seriously hates me, which is weird, because almost all dogs love me.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #410 on: October 21, 2015, 02:42:52 PM »
I have a friend, who recently got engaged with this girl and she has this really shitty, small, purse dog. When she's not around, he poops and pees every where for m... him to clean up. He's like 11 years old, so there's not much time left, but I'm pretty sure he would like there to be even less time left. I guess what i'm getting at is.... How do you poison worthless, unadorable dogs?

Dude.......

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #411 on: October 21, 2015, 02:45:32 PM »
I'm not being serious, Brock.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #412 on: October 21, 2015, 02:46:31 PM »
:frown: dont murder the dog, wacky. It's the person's fault the dog sucks ass.
:D I know. He's a real crap head tho. He seriously hates me, which is weird, because almost all dogs love me.

Did you try to blame the laundry urination on him?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #413 on: October 21, 2015, 02:49:47 PM »
My dog is so netflix & chill she falls asleep sitting on the stairs


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Re: Dogs
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #415 on: October 21, 2015, 02:51:35 PM »


i name this dog "Beefcake"

whatever previous name is obsolete

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #416 on: October 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM »
:frown: dont murder the dog, wacky. It's the person's fault the dog sucks ass.
:D I know. He's a real crap head tho. He seriously hates me, which is weird, because almost all dogs love me.

Did you try to blame the laundry urination on him?
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #417 on: October 21, 2015, 03:30:43 PM »
Puni, is your dog going to godzilla land?
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #418 on: October 21, 2015, 03:32:00 PM »
pretty strong feedback, great stuff everyone

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #419 on: October 21, 2015, 03:33:20 PM »
Puni, is your dog going to godzilla land?

yes, she can come in Feb when her 6 month waiting period is up.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #420 on: October 21, 2015, 03:36:58 PM »
Well that's fun
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #421 on: October 21, 2015, 04:33:50 PM »
Puni, is your dog going to godzilla land?

yes, she can come in Feb when her 6 month waiting period is up.

Where does she have to stay during those 6 months?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #422 on: October 21, 2015, 04:35:17 PM »
Puni, is your dog going to godzilla land?

yes, she can come in Feb when her 6 month waiting period is up.

Where does she have to stay during those 6 months?

well, the past three months she has stayed at home with us because we are there. the last 2-3 months she will stay with my parents because my mom is retired and hates dogs

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #423 on: October 21, 2015, 04:36:24 PM »
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #424 on: October 22, 2015, 08:27:04 AM »
Our pup is all grown up. All 70 pounds of her... Still crazy tho.