I've told this here before I think, but here's another quick Albright story....
we're walking back into the gym from the football fields behind them. I think I'm a sophomore. anyway, Albright says something like "I ain't got no _______". I respond with "well now we know why you're a PE teacher". he keeps walking and looking straight ahead for about four more steps and then turns super quick, grabs me, picks me up in the air by my neck, slams me down on the grass and then repeatedly starts banging my head against the ground. good times.