Welcome BYU!

[sizzle]

While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.

1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.

2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.

3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.

4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.

5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.

I'm working as fast as my Mormon decoder ring will allow to decode their commie-mormon messages, but this is what I have so far...  scary stuff.   

You use decoder rings, we use decoder stones. Another difference/similarity!

[sizzle]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

More like this.

I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:

[MadCat]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

[Flystripper]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

More like this.

I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:

Almost Siz.  Actually if that pic was shirtless and standing in front of a mirror it would be a lot more accurate!

[Rage Against the McKee]

I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:

The guy on the left?

[doom]

Can we get a nacho cheese icon with a bike helmet or something so I know who's who?

[MadCat]

I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:

The guy on the left?

Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed

[nikuman]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

OMG!  The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal! 

What is we are all mumped?!?   

No need!  We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia.  So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!

[MadCat]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

OMG!  The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal! 

What is we are all mumped?!?   

No need!  We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia.  So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!

Thank God for prevailing winds.

[sizzle]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

OMG!  The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal! 

What is we are all mumped?!?   

No need!  We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia.  So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!

Don't forget behavioral shock therapy!

[sizzle]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.

How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?

[FranklyFrankYou]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.

How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?

Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker.  Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.

How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?

Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker.  Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.

That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.

[sizzle]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.

How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?

Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker.  Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.

That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.

In that case, we may have found our missing link.

[FranklyFrankYou]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

Oooooohhh!  I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:

I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.

How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?

Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker.  Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.

That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.

There is nothing homophobic about being an Eagle Scout.  It's when you become a Troop Leader as an adult that the magnifying lens of homophobia comes down on you...

On an unrelated note, I'm not gay or homophobic, but I was in Vanity Fair thanks to the Boy Scouts....picture and name and everything.

[Cartierfor3]

this chick was cool on Real World New Orleans, so 'grats and welcome to the conference or whatever.

[Saulbadguy]

This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.

[Katpappy]

This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.

I know man.  It's like I'm a Morman and didn't know it... I am white, believe in God(but not the same God as you all), drink diet coke, and really like them white women! 

[Duncan]

This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.

I know man.  It's like I'm a Morman and didn't know it... I am white, believe in God(but not the same God as you all), drink caffeine-free diet coke, and really like them white women! 

[WillieWatanabe]

good wholesome mormon avatar Katdaddy.

[EMAWgeddon]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

 

Directions to the Jose Quintero theater?

[SoCalCoug]

Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.

1.  What the hell is an Emaw?  (can I say hell here?)
2.  I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3.  I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 
4.  BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5.  I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6.  BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7.  Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?

[Cire]

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[wabash909]

Welcome to the conference, SoCalCoug.