Texas vs. Kansas City (Spani, Rusty, FFF pissing contest ruined my thread)

[The1BigWillie]

Where are they?  Do they exist?  I've had more bigfoot and UFO sightings in the KC metro than hot KSU females.

AMIRIGHT?

[The42Yardstick]

This does not bode well for grad school

that's right ladies, he's single AND available! 

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

This does not bode well for grad school

You decided on KSU?

[BeaumontCat1%]

Sorry to break it to ya, but below the top 1% of chicks that go/went to KSU, it's pretty bleak in hotness.  So basically, if you're not an amazingly attractive guy, or if you don't have a really good game, do not look within the KSU student body/fan base if you want to score a hot chick. hth.

[fatty fat fat]

phx airport?

[michigancat]

Sorry to break it to ya, but below the top 1% of chicks that go/went to KSU, it's pretty bleak in hotness.  So basically, if you're not an amazingly attractive guy, or if you don't have a really good game, do not look within the KSU student body/fan base if you want to score a hot chick. hth.

I must be an amazingly attractive guy, then. 

[BeaumontCat1%]

Sorry to break it to ya, but below the top 1% of chicks that go/went to KSU, it's pretty bleak in hotness.  So basically, if you're not an amazingly attractive guy, or if you don't have a really good game, do not look within the KSU student body/fan base if you want to score a hot chick. hth.

I must be an amazingly attractive guy, then. 

Obviously, all guys that marry/date a KSU-chick think their chick is hot.  Unfortunately, 99% of those guys are just wrong.  It's good to be a one-percenter.

[fatty fat fat]

spani, do you weight train? do you think its key.

[michigancat]

spani, you're kind of being mean.

[ECN]

he kinda has a point.

[fatty fat fat]

he kinda has a point.

why do you still live in KC? pretty embarrassing, really.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Are you kidding? Of course I weight train.  Get my hair cut at least once a month at a really expensive joint, and read and follow all the latest fashion tips.  If you're going to go to KSU and you want to date/marry a hot  chick(s) you've got to make a commitment.  

Rusty, I've never said that you're not a one-percenter.  Keep your head up.

[michigancat]

Are you kidding? Of course I weight train.  Get my hair cut at least once a month at a really expensive joint, and read and follow all the latest fashion tips.  If you're going to go to KSU and you want to date/marry a hot chick(s) you've got to make a commitment. 

Rusty, I've never said that you're not a one-percenter.  Keep your head up.

didn't say you were being mean to me. 

[fatty fat fat]

Are you kidding? Of course I weight train.  Get my hair cut at least once a month at a really expensive joint, and read and follow all the latest fashion tips.

sorry. sheesh.

[fatty fat fat]

spans, can you share some of those tips w/us? maybe start a thread. do you iron your cloths.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Are you kidding? Of course I weight train.  Get my hair cut at least once a month at a really expensive joint, and read and follow all the latest fashion tips.

sorry. sheesh.

No need to apologize to me, I'm doing fine.

Why would I share tips with other KSU-clowns?  The deck is stacked as it is.

[fatty fat fat]

fair enough. I will find these "tips" out myself. i bet you have double digit BF.

loser.

[ECN]

he kinda has a point.

why do you still live in KC? pretty embarrassing, really.

lol.

ive lived in more cities than you want to bomb. ive settled here for now, but will move south when i get older.

thanks for getting his back tho. tru friend.

[fatty fat fat]

Any tips?

[ECN]

move every 3 years.

[BeaumontCat1%]

fair enough. I will find these "tips" out myself. i bet you have double digit BF.

loser.

Don't get mad at me.  I'm just speaking the truth.  By the way, 1% of the KSU female student population is about 100.  Don't think of it as a 99 to 1 shot, think of it as having 100 opportunities.
 

[fatty fat fat]

noxema?

[Chingon]

noxema?

It all begins with non-white socks...that's step number 1.

[ECN]

Any tips?

your old man still work at ksu?

[BeaumontCat1%]

If you go/went to KSU and you have to use noxema, you'll just have to resign to having only ugly chicks.  I'll admit it's mostly just something you either have or you don't, and you can only affect the margins, but when you have such a narrow window, the margins become the deciding factor.

Some of us are lucky enough to have it.  Fortunately, 99% of guys that went/go to KSU don't have it, so it actually works out nice for everyone.

[fatty fat fat]

dive into proctiv?

[michigancat]

spani, do you live in KC?

dive into proctiv?

speaking of this, mrs. michcat knows a girl in a proactiv commercial that went to KSU.

[ECN]

dive into proctiv?

one of these days youll be able to buy your own plane tickets.

you shouldnt be afraid to move. tho very awkward, you'll be okay.

[BeaumontCat1%]

I don't know that much about you fff, but my best advice would be to approach it in a different way.  Start over and try a place like Texas Tech or something.  If you have good grades and high SAT, try Texas.  Even ku or Mizzou would help your odds quite a bit.

No, I don't live in KC.  KC is a joke, as is the rest of Kansas and Missouri.

[fatty fat fat]

free or machine? supplements?