Texas vs. Kansas City (Spani, Rusty, FFF pissing contest ruined my thread)

[sonofdaxjones]

IMO . . . for the size of city that it is, there's not all that many good looking women in KC.   Now, I am not saying there isn't some hotties and a fairly nice population of MILF's, but relatively speaking, for nearly 2 million people . . . meh. 

[michigancat]

No, I don't live in KC.  KC is a joke, as is the rest of Kansas and Missouri.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

[ECN]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

[fatty fat fat]

spani is a professional. i hope he gets what he wants. allah knows he's worked for it.

[michigancat]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

[BeaumontCat1%]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

Is Texas in the "south"?

[ECN]

prob already lives in the south.

i would be too if i had to live in a state i didnt want to because i got 'transferred'.

the south is a great place. even you would feel smarter walking down the aisle of a bi-lo.

[BeaumontCat1%]

i hope he gets what he wants. allah knows he's worked for it.

Pretty much already have it.  Who's allah?  

[fatty fat fat]

remember that stanford guy that registered who and made fun of us because the best place we can live is dallas? ouchies. 

[The1BigWillie]

Ok, so basically my dream of finding a super hot really cool EMAW babe to roll to games with me, cheer on the Cats with me, and touch my naughty parts is over?

 

[michigancat]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

Is Texas in the "south"?

If you live in Texas, or you think Texas is anything better than sucky, you lose all credibility you had about 20 minutes ago.

[ECN]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

[BeaumontCat1%]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

Is Texas in the "south"?

If you live in Texas, or you think Texas is anything better than sucky, you lose all credibility you had about 20 minutes ago.

I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife.

[Chingon]

Kansas City ain't no joke, any fool talk, any fool get smoked....

[michigancat]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

Is Texas in the "south"?

If you live in Texas, or you think Texas is anything better than sucky, you lose all credibility you had about 20 minutes ago.

I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife.

I'm more disappointed than anything.  I really thought you were something special.  Instead, you're just some guy who hangs out in Plano or something.

[BeaumontCat1%]

hurry up spani. he needs to make fun of you.

doubtful.  I will more likely get insanely jealous.  spani is not some dude whose ultimate goal is to live in the "south".

Is Texas in the "south"?

If you live in Texas, or you think Texas is anything better than sucky, you lose all credibility you had about 20 minutes ago.

I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife.

I'm more disappointed than anything.  I really thought you were something special.  Instead, you're just some great looking guy who hangs out in Plano with a really great job and hot wife.

FYP, and sorry to disappoint (not actually from Plano or the metro-plex area, though).  I tried to come up with a lie about an awesome place to live, but I don't know much about awesome places to live (other than knowing that KC sucks).  What would have been a place that would make you jealous?

[ECN]

Grand Haven, bro. really.

[michigancat]

Grand Haven, bro. really.

I know, I said I was probably going to be jealous. 

FYP, and sorry to disappoint (not actually from Plano or the metro-plex area, though).  I tried to come up with a lie about an awesome place to live, but I don't know much about awesome places to live (other than knowing that KC sucks).  What would have been a place that would make you jealous?

It's the fact that you don't know that ruins it for me, ya know?

[fatty fat fat]

kc is better than any place texas. jfc.

[ECN]

barely.

austin is niiiiiiiice.

[michigancat]

barely.

austin is niiiiiiiice.

True - if he lived in Austin, though (and had any taste whatsoever), he would have said "Is Austin in the south" instead of "Is Texas in the south".  You know?

[ECN]

yeah.

having just replied to you with "Austin" would have been solid.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Obviously you guys aren't paying attention.  I went to KSU and married a hot KSU chick.  I dated several others and had encounters with a few more.  Obviously I am into achieving nice results against long odds and a tough environment.  Accordingly, it should be no surprise that I have a created a great life in Beaumont, TX.

And as far as KC goes (and the rest of KS and MO), i'm in to long odds, not impossibilities.

[ECN]

OMG. i used to live in Beaumont.

LAMAR!!!!!!

[Pete]

Hi guys,

Just found this thread...

Can anyone give me a breakdown of the best BBQ places in KC versus Austin, and how they stack up against each other?

[michigancat]

Obviously you guys aren't paying attention.  I went to KSU and married a hot KSU chick.  I dated several others and had encounters with a few more.  Obviously I am into achieving nice results against long odds and a tough environment.  Accordingly, it should be no surprise that I have a created a great life in Beaumont, TX.

sorry, your wife isn't a 1%er.  Any 1%er worth her sh*t would not accept living in Beaumont, TX under any circumstances.  And really, you're underachieving/lazy if you are a 1%er living in Beaumont (if you really are one).  True "long odds" for beautiful people occur in competitive markets.

[ECN]

i once dated the boudin queen. nice little parade and festival down there.

[BeaumontCat1%]

sorry, your wife isn't a 1%er.  Any 1%er worth her sh*t would not accept living in Beaumont, TX under any circumstances.  And really, you're underachieving/lazy if you are a 1%er living in Beaumont (if you really are one).  True "long odds" for beautiful people occur in competitive markets.

gmafb.  If you knew how to please a woman, you'd know they'll go whever you tell them to when you're a one-percenter.  Not sure what the "beautiful people" competitive market is.  I've already found a spouse and a job.  I'm not at a point where I have to compete with anyone but myself.  And btw, one-percenter's can kick some serious ass in Beaumont, and will continue to do so until you idiots start riding your bikes to work and stop using plastic.

[michigancat]

sorry, your wife isn't a 1%er.  Any 1%er worth her sh*t would not accept living in Beaumont, TX under any circumstances.  And really, you're underachieving/lazy if you are a 1%er living in Beaumont (if you really are one).  True "long odds" for beautiful people occur in competitive markets.

gmafb.  If you knew how to please a woman, you'd know they'll go whever you tell them to when you're a one-percenter.  Not sure what the "beautiful people" competitive market is.  I've already found a spouse and a job.  I'm not at a point where I have to compete with anyone but myself.  And btw, one-percenter's can kick some serious ass in Beaumont, and will continue to do so until you idiots start riding your bikes to work and stop using plastic.

1% women are not doormats to anyone.  hth.  You're probably both 5%'ers at best.  Nothing to shake a stick at.

[BeaumontCat1%]

1% women are not doormats to anyone. 

How the hell would you know?