Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning. You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on. You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots. Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed. Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend. Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game. Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day. This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base. The text of the sign will be in Trajan. Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew. Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females. Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.
