DEAR ku FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[LimestoneOutcropping]

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[Oklahoma_Cat]

OH!  P.S....I don't have texting (mom is kind of a b*tch).  Just call and leave a message for Mark.

[Big Sam]

I' concerned the abundant use of the word balls and nut(s) in this thread may be getting the entire Squawk fanbase hopeful and excited....is that the response you were looking for?

QFT.  I fear that the thought of having SD handle their junk will entice a, well let's call it an alternative crowd to the one that we actually want.  Let it be known that the balls will be crushed, not caressed.  

Not sure, but I hear a lot of them go for the "rough stuff."  Thus, I don't think this will actually scare away the wrong crowd.  Indeed, it may be an even larger draw (you may get a ton of Lawrence folk in just to receive a beat down.  They may even try and pay you some dough for it.

Could be a highly profitable, yet messy, experience in the end.  



Later,
Sam S.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Have just put up "steve dave fighting ku fans:  Forsight" on my blog.  Check it out.

I feature an interview with a USC fan who lasted over 30 seconds with sd back in '02.  Check it out.

[Winters]

Can't wait to see the SD in action

[Purplefamily]

Reminder to ku fans: Do NOT go to Bramlage, this is not basketball! This a football game... read s-l-o-w-l-y... FOOTball.  Write it on your hand if necessary.

[Wildcat Jack]

Reminder to ku fans: Do NOT go to Bramlage, this is not basketball! This a football game... read s-l-o-w-l-y... FOOTball.  Write it on your hand if necessary.

But not your palm.

[JTKSU]

I have hired a Catholic priest to come out and damn all the dead to Hell

Great, now we're going to have all sorts of weirdos hoping that SD will feel them up and/or the priest will be doling out bjs.

[Pete]

I am going to be really busy with tailgating and stuff.  However, you are a Hawk fan on the east side of the stadium then you can stop by my lavish RV for your ass kicking.  It's the nicest one in the row, with the LCD TV outside.

[SuperG]

I am going to be really busy with tailgating and stuff.  However, you are a Hawk fan on the east side of the stadium then you can stop by my lavish RV for your ass kicking.  It's the nicest one in the row, with the LCD TV outside.

Will you also be stomping and punching nuts? Or mostly kicking ass? Just curious.

[steve dave]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

UPDATE:  Now on my premium blog, I break down how the cooler fall air will affect the hard leather of SD's high dollar shoes as they crash into the sack of weak willed ku fight participants.

Also, I relay Kirk Herbstreit's "off the record comments" on this weekends fights.  You will be surprised on what Herbie thinks about the impending beatings.

This is premium so keep it to yourself.

Check it out!

[j@yh@wks]

  Specific questions will be fielded in this thread. 

Steve, i won't be down in Manhattan for the game this week.  Can we meet south of Beatrice on 77, near wymore maybe, for our fight.  Could be epic, and nobody to see it.  They will then talk about it for years, " if j@yh@wks and SD fight in wymore, nebraska and nobody is around to see it, did the universe still shutter?". 

 

and

 

see you there flying karate cow. 

[GoodForAnother]

^ weird post

[LimestoneOutcropping]

^ weird post

It's called a tapout. 

[j@yh@wks]

^ weird post

It's called a tapout. 

just trying to accommodate sd.  i figure he might take that road going down to manhattan.  it's only an hour from me.  The NCAA almost pulled the plug on future ncaa tournament games in omaha because of the last time we were in the same city together.   

[Big Sam]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

So, I guess the pro-homo posts are okay?

I guess it is ku week.

Sam S.

[JTKSU]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread?  TIA.

[Fledermaus]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread?  TIA.

Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.

Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result.  tia

[pwrcat1]

This thread went from this:  to this:  , far too quickly.

[JTKSU]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread?  TIA.

Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.

Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result.  tia

You know something cool is going down when the Phelps posse shows up to picket.

[Big Sam]

NOTICE:  Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread.  Your cooperation is appreciated. 

How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread?  TIA.

Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.

Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result.  tia

You know something cool is going down when the Phelps posse shows up to picket.

So, will the beatdowns of the Phelps be given only to those wearing 'Hawk gear?  Of, will all Phelps clan members be beaten soundly since they are known to change gear depending where the are picketing.

I figure this is a pertinent question.  Plus, though I won't be at the beatdown, I'd be willing to thrash any Phelpser (if so sanctioned by steve dave) I come across.

 

Sam S.

[FBWillie]

Nice

Wait your turn.

[waks]

Just so we're all clear, could someone remind us of what S.D. looks like in real life?  I believe someone has some photos.   

Just look for the most beautiful man at the stadium. Trust me when I say that you will know it when you see Steve Dave.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Check my blog for a podcast of my interview with legendary boxing analyst Larry Merchant who discusses how SD's groin kick has become the premier fan on fan fighting weapon and how it is virtually unstoppable.

Also, I share a lengthy text message exchange I had with Storm Shadow of COBRA in which he reveals some details about SD's shadowy past and his mystical training under the Hard Master.

[steve dave]

Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale.  A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow.  He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up.  His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth. 

[KCcat28]

Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale.  A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow.  He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up.  His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth. 

lolzers

[EllToPay]

Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale.  A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow.  He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up.  His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth. 

wow. 

[Big Sam]

Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale.  A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow.  He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up.  His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth. 

 

steve dave your awesomeness knows no bounds.  For your sake and safety I just hope his "date" wasn't a tranny for hire, nor did she have any scary mouth diseases from servicing 'Hauckers.

Sam S.

[pwrcat1]

Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale.  A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow.  He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up.  His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth. 

Reading this made me lol... And I hate admitting that... Makes me feel like a nerd...