DEAR ku FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[Miracle Whip]

Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning.  You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on.  You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots.  Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed.  Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend.  Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game.  Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day.  This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base.  The text of the sign will be in Trajan.  Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew.  Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females.  Specific questions will be fielded in this thread. 

While I do see the humor in this, your grammar is absolutely atrocious.

[jester66]

Nobody waiting in line?  Should have opened this up to the Sooners on their way to Lincoln.
 

[The42Yardstick]

Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there

[Miracle Whip]

 

Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there

[knapp]

Cute post by Steve, but wholly unrealistic.  No self respecting ku grad would drive a tractor to a football game, and KSU has zero room to talk about the smell of ku women or their attractiveness.  If I recall correctly Larry Eustachy found your women to be ugly even when drunk.  That is saying something.

[steve dave]

Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there

Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon. 

[EllToPay]

Cute post by Steve, but wholly unrealistic.  No self respecting ku grad would drive a tractor to a football game, and KSU has zero room to talk about the smell of ku women or their attractiveness.  If I recall correctly Larry Eustachy found your women to be ugly even when drunk.  That is saying something.

WUTMFT
 

[steve dave]

Just punched a guy in the face so hard he did a complete flip and landed back on his feet.

[The42Yardstick]

Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there

Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon. 

Ok, fine, it's Mars. You know that the Hubble telescope is all blurry and sh*t.

(How the hell do you get wireless on Mars?! That's pretty elite )

[waks]

Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning.  You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on.  You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots.  Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed.  Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend.  Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game.  Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day.  This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base.  The text of the sign will be in Trajan.  Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew.  Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females.  Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.  

While I do see the humor in this, your grammar is absolutely atrocious.

You should have stopped at post 10.

Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there

Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon.  

Ok, fine, it's Mars. You know that the Hubble telescope is all blurry and sh*t.

(How the hell do you get wireless on Mars?! That's pretty elite )

Everyone in space gets wireless. Satellites and crap.