Author Topic: NOTICE TO aTm FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD) (Read 7744 times)

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 02:33:27 PM

Please line up at the cutoff between the paved lot and the grass parking lot on the East side of the stadium to get your face smashed in by steve dave on saturday. I'll be there with my posse and will be dishing out unholy beatings to each of you at your request. You are welcome to fight back but it won't help as I am a yellow belt in Kempo and once accidentally punched clear through some dry wall in the basement of an abandoned house. Also, I will only be destroying one of you at a time so don't plan on having a friend there so you can push me over backwards while they kneel behind me. The "one at a time" rule is on the honor system and I will hold you to this. My mom will be pretty close by so I reserve the right to call time outs if one of my bros spots her coming. You have to pretend like we are just friends rough housing and not tell her that I was completely cratering your face with my fists. OK, see you there.

The42Yardstick · October 13, 2009, 02:35:19 PM

A&M fans only do pistol du-ELs. You know that.

pissclams · October 13, 2009, 02:43:18 PM

i'm glad you posted this when you did steve dave because it needed to be posted.
as a professional mma fighter, i look forward to what the cadets from aggieland can bring to the fight this weekend. hopefully they don't run like away like the scrub kids from iowa state did.

i'm really looking forward to bruising some cranium this weekend and might even beat up some of their girls too since they're all the size of gorillas anyways.

Buddha_Cat · October 13, 2009, 03:03:42 PM

AND stay OFF our GRASS biotches!!!!

KITNfury · October 13, 2009, 03:08:05 PM

Be there, or be square, aTm.

BeaumontCat1% · October 13, 2009, 03:13:13 PM

Would you consider fighting any non-aTm fans? lmk.

LimestoneOutcropping · October 13, 2009, 03:15:28 PM

SD-

I delivered a savage beating to an Aggie this morning. I had told him I would wait until Friday at midnight but when I saw him and his stupid dog this morning marching down the street by my estate, I couldn't wait to destroy them (dog too) with my bare hands. It was very satisfying. You are going to enjoy your Saturday.

LSOC

Pike · October 13, 2009, 03:22:52 PM

Quote from: The42Yardstick on October 13, 2009, 02:35:19 PM

A&M fans only do pistol du-ELs. You know that.

lol nice

kst8cat · October 13, 2009, 03:25:03 PM

Man, I would love to come and watch these proceedings take place, but steve dave already threatened to beat me up this morning, so I had better stay away.

I might have to hang out over at Mercy and monitor the ER admissions, though.

Chingon · October 13, 2009, 03:30:34 PM

^steve dave^

figured it would only be fair to the Aggies to let them know what they'll be getting into...

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 03:46:10 PM

Quote from: kst8cat on October 13, 2009, 03:25:03 PM

Man, I would love to come and watch these proceedings take place, but steve dave already threatened to beat me up this morning, so I had better stay away. I might have to hang out over at Mercy and monitor the ER admissions, though.

We're good now. Feel free to show up or even join in!

WildCatzPhreak · October 13, 2009, 03:50:45 PM

stevedave, you are one of my favorite posters.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 03:54:26 PM

Quote from: WildCatzPhreak on October 13, 2009, 03:50:45 PM

stevedave, you are one of my favorite posters.

Thanks bro!

sonofdaxjones · October 13, 2009, 03:55:50 PM

The whole kempo thing is assuredly over the top, born again killer . . .

LimestoneOutcropping · October 13, 2009, 03:56:45 PM

Quote from: Chingon on October 13, 2009, 03:30:34 PM

^steve dave^

figured it would only be fair to the Aggies to let them know what they'll be getting into...

He's even bigger now. That cow now looks more like a flying bus.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 03:58:50 PM

Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on October 13, 2009, 03:56:45 PM

He's even bigger now. That cow now looks more like a flying bus.

yep. Been eating tons, TONS, of cereal.

Pett · October 13, 2009, 04:04:46 PM

JFC you are an angry person Steve. It's like you are pissed off at the world or something....

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 04:08:12 PM

Quote from: PettMB on October 13, 2009, 04:04:46 PM

JFC, you are an angry person Steve. It's like you are pissed off at the world or something....

I bottle it up pretty good until it comes time to kick some ass. Like, I pretend to be happy but inside I'm a raging storm of adrenaline and punches. Pretty much 24/7 airboxing when nobody is looking too.

BE WARNED aTm FANS!

cyclist · October 13, 2009, 04:17:45 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 04:08:12 PM

Quote from: PettMB on October 13, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
JFC, you are an angry person Steve. It's like you are pissed off at the world or something....

I bottle it up pretty good until it comes time to kick some ass. Like, I pretend to be happy but inside I'm a raging storm of adrenaline and punches. Pretty much 24/7 airboxing when nobody is looking too.

BE WARNED aTm FANS!

Living in Omaha will do that to a person...

Winters · October 13, 2009, 04:21:10 PM

I'll bring the

Bookcat · October 13, 2009, 05:20:41 PM

stevedave once fried bacon with his shirt off. now that's tough.

Bhyaaaaa! · October 13, 2009, 05:29:23 PM

This has got In-School-Suspension written all over it. Count me out.

Bookcat · October 13, 2009, 05:30:42 PM

Quote from: Bhyaaaaa! on October 13, 2009, 05:29:23 PM

This has got In-School-Suspension written all over it. Count me out.

not in lowrents. damn they are elite over there

feralchat · October 13, 2009, 05:40:22 PM

Isn't it one of the stupid traditions that you get to kiss their girlfriends when you beat them up?

Bhyaaaaa! · October 13, 2009, 05:46:56 PM

I don't like what is happening with Steve Dave. Ever since he's become a senior its like he wants to get fight the world. I heard he told Mrs. Weber that she had better "check her face" when she didn't let him watch The Hills on his iphone in Home Ec.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 06:32:46 PM

Quote from: Bhyaaaaa! on October 13, 2009, 05:46:56 PM

I don't like what is happening with Steve Dave. Ever since he's become a senior its like he wants to get fight the world. I heard he told Mrs. Weber that she had better "check her face" when she didn't let him watch The Hills on his iphone in Home Ec.

GOD I HATE HER!

Rick Daris · October 13, 2009, 06:34:04 PM

***notice to texas a&m fans***

steve dave is serious and so am i. unlike steve dave, my real name isn't my screen name. my real name is mike fanel. if you click on rick daris you can see that my email address is [email protected]. i live in manhattan and would love nothing better then to kick the f^cking piss and sh1t out of some of you fake cowgirls over the weekend. now that you've all got my name and email address, hit me up p^ssies and we'll set up a time and place.

hemmy · October 13, 2009, 07:21:31 PM

I just could not defeat a scrappy aTm fan. All they have to do is mention that one game that happened that one year, and I am defeated

~WabashRoll~ · October 13, 2009, 07:27:11 PM

****additional notice to texas a&m fans**********

Today marks the 25th anniversery of our first Aggieville riot.

Be forewarned. After we pummel your football team at the "Fam" on Saturday we will then proceed to then pummel your faces in the "Ville" afterwards.

That's just how we roll as a fan base.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com/news/memories-remain-25-years-after-riot-1.1995164

It's about to get live up in this bitch! 1984 style!!! ^ ^

Rick Daris · October 13, 2009, 07:30:57 PM

Quote from: ~WabashRoll~ on October 13, 2009, 07:27:11 PM

****additional notice to texas a&m fans**********

Today marks the 25th anniversery of our first Aggieville riot.

Be forewarned. After we pummel your football team at the "Fam" on Saturday we will then proceed to then pummel your faces in the "Ville" afterwards.

That's just how we roll as a fan base.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com/news/memories-remain-25-years-after-riot-1.1995164

It's about to get live up in this bitch! 1984 style!!! ^ ^

subnstuff was gross. you know what wasn't gross. the pyramid pizza that was just to the right of it in the picture or the dairy queen across the street and to the right (where so long saloon is now).

also, just for the record... cyclone > blizzard. there, i said it.