You have apparently never been to our campus. If you look closely at the picture, you'll notice many people with a dark complexion. These people aren't generally allowed into our school. Even we have admittance requirements... Not many, but they're there. Unless they can play football or basketball.
K-State just scored... 38-0... I'm going to go get my paper bag that is usually reserved for trips to home games and put it on in my apartment.
*Additional thought, can I join your posse for the evening? I just jumped some lady at a Kroger and stole her rascal, so I have wheels... I feel this could add a new level to the badassitude... I also have 2 cans of Raid, and an unopened set of 3 sponges under the sink. Raid is more effective than mace, and more fun to spray at people, and unused sponges can get pretty hard, turning them into fun weapons. Let me know. I can keep the paper bag on if it helps.