NOTICE TO aTm FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[JTKSU]

Is there a bigger group of closet gays than the aTm aggies?  Hey guys, when you're done starching and ironing your fancy little tan uniforms, come on up to Manhattan and take your ass beatings like men.  Pretty sure the only reason they make such a big deal of kissing chicks at the games is to throw up a smokescreen for the actual military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

[PowerKAT]

Omg this thread is amazing

[JTKSU]

Hey SD, I have a small request for your "Saturday Slaughter at the Snyd."  Maybe you should scout out a specific area ahead of time and ensure that there are no large piles of flaming logs nearby.  For some reason, those aggie boyz are no longer allowed to play near those things and I am afraid that might harm the turnout of this soon to be epic event.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Hey SD, I have a small request for your "Saturday Slaughter at the Snyd."  Maybe you should scout out a specific area ahead of time and ensure that there are no large piles of flaming logs nearby.  For some reason, those aggie boyz are no longer allowed to play near those things and I am afraid that might harm the turnout of this soon to be epic event.

He went there. 

[mjrod]

Hey SD, I have a small request for your "Saturday Slaughter at the Snyd."  Maybe you should scout out a specific area ahead of time and ensure that there are no large piles of flaming logs nearby.  For some reason, those aggie boyz are no longer allowed to play near those things and I am afraid that might harm the turnout of this soon to be epic event.

Come on dude.. not nice.  As ass kicking by steve dave that will rival the best Arnold Schwarze.n.e.g.g.e.r movie is one thing..

[FBWillie]

SD,
Long time fan, first time... direct... talking to...'er. Can I join your "posse"  Did I use that right?  Posse?   I'm down with raccoons  .  I can provide fighting references upon request.  Just ask James Farner about that one time I punched him in the face for calling me chubby and saying my girlfriend was a btch.   Or Cole "I can't remember his last name" about the time I tore his wichita wings jacket when he was trying to show off in front of the hot school janitor by acting like he was going to round house kick me.   Needless to say, He was hiding behind his sister when I asked him if he wanted any more.  She was in the fifth grade, but I was sure to let her know that I had no reservations about punching an older girl in the bagina.  

[MadCat]

Cole "I can't remember his last name"

IIRC, everyone called him Cole "Slaw" when you were done with him. 

[FBWillie]

Cole "I can't remember his last name"

IIRC, everyone called him Cole "Slaw" when you were done with him. 

Hells Yeah!   but seriously, I'm going to bed.

[steve dave]

Can I join your posse

Absolutely.  Your job will be to hold my gatordae (orange) for when I need to replenish my electrolytes which have been depleted through punching.

[sonofdaxjones]

Steve I hope you've started carb building . . . carbs and hydration will be key.
 

[jthutch]

Steve I hope you've started carb building . . . carbs and hydration will be key.
 

Yes eat lots of pasta, and potatos.  I wish I could be there but I will keep my T.V. on for the breaking news.

"One man wrecking crew wrecks wrecking crew fans." 

I'm sure you will then be offered a job as a secret agent to beat up terrorists and what not.

[EllToPay]

REAL MEN OF GENIUS.....

Real men of Genius......

Today we Salute YOU, Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker

Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker.....

You stand up and talk your funny dribbles on the KSU boards and people listen...

Heelllooooooo Operator....

Your malice and distain for anything Texas A&M has brought you fame, women, and the respect of all KSU fans....

Heeeeyyyy look at me now.....

Your so tough a yellow belt in Kempo led you to your wife who can punch through dry wall....

Is that yooooooooooooou Mrs. Miagi?!?!

So crack open a cold bud, sit back, and hide behind your computer screen while you swallow seagulls...

Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker

omg, they made up a song about you. it's fracking on now...

[jthutch]

REAL MEN OF GENIUS.....

Real men of Genius......

Today we Salute YOU, Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker

Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker.....

You stand up and talk your funny dribbles on the KSU boards and people listen...

Heelllooooooo Operator....

Your malice and distain for anything Texas A&M has brought you fame, women, and the respect of all KSU fans....

Heeeeyyyy look at me now.....

Your so tough a yellow belt in Kempo led you to your wife who can punch through dry wall....

Is that yooooooooooooou Mrs. Miagi?!?!

So crack open a cold bud, sit back, and hide behind your computer screen while you swallow seagulls...

Mr. Steve Dave KSU fan trash talker

omg, they made up a song about you. it's fracking on now...

OMG your as elite as a garden gnome now!

[LimestoneOutcropping]

That song is so lame and unoriginal whoever wrote it needs to be body slammed.  "distain" - Nice ATM education.

SD, I have an acquaintance who is an aggie.  He is not really what I would call a "friend" because he is such a weakling but we are at least cordial because I nailed his sister when we went down to watch the Cats punk the Aggies in 96.  He asked me if he had the option of attending the game and NOT having you beat him senseless.  He just wants to slink around the parking lot and sip a few Mike's Hard Lemonade (official Texas ATM school beverage) and not get beaten up.

Let me know and I will pass it on.  His name is Percy (LOL) so I will tell him to wear a name tag if you let him attend and he wants to avoid punch related injuries.

Thanks,

LSOC

[steve dave]

I guess if he wears purple and fools me (impossible) into believing he's actually a KSU fan he could escape face/ball crushing type injuries.  Good luck to him I guess. 

[sys]

similar type q. for you, sd:  i'm planning on bringing my collie to the game and would appreciate knowing if you will beat him up too.  he's not really a big a&m fan afaik, but his name is "the rev" (short for the reverand monsignor, but still).

he's very fluffy and cute, which i don't know if will factor into your decision or not.  if you decide to beat him, no big deal really.  i mean we'd still be cool, at least on my end.

[Pete]

I don't think this has been addressed yet, but is Steve Dave going to kick the crap out of ALL Aggies, or just the fags who wear those weird uniforms?  You know, the ones with those white jump suits and sticks, and those other ones with the knee-high women's department boots.

My personal opinion is that he shouldn't give their fracking dogs a "free pass."  You wear the colors, you take the punishment.  Maybe I am being too much of a hard ass here, IDK.

[Pete]

similar type q. for you, sd:  i'm planning on bringing my collie to the game and would appreciate knowing if you will beat him up too.  he's not really a big a&m fan afaik, but his name is "the rev" (short for the reverand monsignor, but still).

he's very fluffy and cute, which i don't know if will factor into your decision or not.  if you decide to beat him, no big deal really.  i mean we'd still be cool, at least on my end.

Dude, I just posted nearly the same thing...HUGE ISSUE, IMO.

Personally, I'd say to limit it to dogs wearing team colored smocks, OR dogs in the company of Aggies.  That way, you can still bring your dog.  BE ADVISED:  If you let an Aggie pet your dog, you run the risk of Steve Dave incorrectly surmising that your dog is "in the company of Aggies," and your dog will probably die.

[Pete]

ANOTHER IDEA!

There is a guy who posts over on Wabash all the time who is always bragging about his pit bulls (puts them in his sig, and so forth).  Maybe we can get that guy to bring his pit bulls to the game.  A collie would last, what, like 2 minutes against a pit bull?  Maybe just have him patrol the crow?  Just throwing out ideas here.....

[MadCat]

ANOTHER IDEA!

There is a guy who posts over on Wabash all the time who is always bragging about his pit bulls (puts them in his sig, and so forth).  Maybe we can get that guy to bring his pit bulls to the game.  A collie would last, what, like 2 minutes against a pit bull?  Maybe just have him patrol the crow?  Just throwing out ideas here.....

Michael Vick is intrigued/disinterested. 

[steve dave]

similar type q. for you, sd:  i'm planning on bringing my collie to the game and would appreciate knowing if you will beat him up too.  he's not really a big a&m fan afaik, but his name is "the rev" (short for the reverand monsignor, but still).

he's very fluffy and cute, which i don't know if will factor into your decision or not.  if you decide to beat him, no big deal really.  i mean we'd still be cool, at least on my end.

Great questions sys.  While the aTm fans that I will be completely humiliating are all humans I will not be destryong all humans at the game.  Same goes for Collies.  Only the stupid collies with the aTm thing on them will get mauled by my corgie KatPak.  EMAW collies are free to run around and chase frisbees or whatever phaggy collies do.

I don't think this has been addressed yet, but is Steve Dave going to kick the crap out of ALL Aggies, or just the fags who wear those weird uniforms?  You know, the ones with those white jump suits and sticks, and those other ones with the knee-high women's department boots.

My personal opinion is that he shouldn't give their fracking dogs a "free pass."  You wear the colors, you take the punishment.  Maybe I am being too much of a hard ass here, IDK.

I've thought about this myself.  Only aTm fans/dogs that line up at the steve dave delivers unholy beat downs to aTm fans line will get their faces and nuts rearranged by my fists.  If you want to prance around in your uniform and ghey up the parking lot I will let you go but I strongly encourage you to get in line and take your pummeling like a man. 

ANOTHER IDEA!

There is a guy who posts over on Wabash all the time who is always bragging about his pit bulls (puts them in his sig, and so forth).  Maybe we can get that guy to bring his pit bulls to the game.  A collie would last, what, like 2 minutes against a pit bull?  Maybe just have him patrol the crow?  Just throwing out ideas here.....

Those retarded pitbulls wouldn't last 2 seconds with KatPak the corgie so this is a non-issue. 

[sys]

pete i think you're on to some great ideas.  it's funny cause i was thinking about the same issues and was really bothered by a couple of things.  1st)  it really isn't fair for steve dave to beat up dogs, because steve dave is a human.  even if the dogs are huge aggie fans, which is another issue, because, 2nd) how can you tell which dogs are aggie fans and which ones are just natural collies.  or there maybe other dogs that aren't collies that are aggie fans too.

anyways i agree to fight "the rev" with any dog steve dave brings, or any other kstate dog.  i'm not going to be fussy about breeds or size or anything, as long as it's a kstate dog.  i don't think you can get any more fair than that.

the other issue about how to tell if the dogs are aggie fans is pretty simple, i think.  each dog (including "the rev") needs to be tested with human aggie fans.  if they act friendly together, then they are obviously aggie fans even if they aren't wearing aggie colors/jerseys/hats, etc.  remember, a lot of dogs go naked all the time, so just because it isn't wearing a jersey to the game doesn't mean it isn't a fan.

of course, if the dog growls or barks at the human a&m people, then it is probably a cat fan.

i think that covers everything, but if you can think of any other problems lmk.

[sys]

Only aTm fans/dogs that line up at the steve dave delivers unholy beat downs to aTm fans line will get their faces and nuts rearranged by my fists.

oh, i didn't see this part earlier.  the rev really doesn't like to line up much, so it probably won't even be an issue.  he may dart in and try to fight/&@#% your kstate dog, but i don't think he'll wait in line.  i guess i could hold him in line on a leash, but i only if you're sure that you won't get confused and think i'm an aggie lined up for my beating.

[Pete]

Only aTm fans/dogs that line up at the steve dave delivers unholy beat downs to aTm fans line will get their faces and nuts rearranged by my fists.

oh, i didn't see this part earlier.  the rev really doesn't like to line up much, so it probably won't even be an issue.  he may dart in and try to fight/frack your kstate dog, but i don't think he'll wait in line. i guess i could hold him in line on a leash, but i only if you're sure that you won't get confused and think i'm an aggie lined up for my beating.

This is a really, really important point...and this goes for the human Aggies even more than the dog ones.  They LOVE to sucker punch, and I mean A LOT.  Basically, they are all cowards (e.g. the made up excuse to kiss a girl when they score points).  

The reality here is that NO Aggie fans are going to line up like men and get their faces re-arranged by Steve Dave.  Nope, they'll probably just sidle up to him and try to land a quick one on Steve's chin when he isn't looking.  THAT is where Chingon comes in.  Most of you dudes know that ol' Ching was raised in Thailand, but what you don't know is that he's basically a ninja.   They don't call them "ninjas" in Thailand, so please do NOT refer to Chingon as such (he takes offense, says it's "racist").  

Anyway, Chingon is going to maintain a 14 foot perimeter around Steve Dave at ALL times.  Not to "protect" Steve, but rather to make sure that when Steve get's sucker punched by Aggie fans (and he most certainly will) that the Aggies don't get away.  Chingon probably won't fight any of them himself, but he'll make sure that Steve Dave gets another crack at them after the sucker punch him (LOL, not that Chingon will have much to fight after SD gets done).

However, don't assume for a minute that Chingon won't fracking destroy an Aggie if they get in his face.  Basically, he's like Mr. Miyagi...if he sees and Aggie fan roughing up an EMAW (e.g. tearing up his trophies and stuff), odds are that Chingon is going to frack that Aggie fan up pretty bad.

[Rick Daris]

one thing that you have to remember when talking about these aggie male humans is that, this is a group of men whose only hopes of getting to make out w/ a female is to take them to a football game and cross fingers that the athletes on their fball team score a touchdown. not really the kind of human men who would line up for a fight. just a hunch here. i wouldn't waste my time. nobody is gonna show.

[Pete]

one thing that you have to remember when talking about these aggie male humans is that, this is a group of men whose only hopes of getting to make out w/ a female is to take them to a football game and cross fingers that the athletes on their fball team score a touchdown. not really the kind of human men who would line up for a fight. just a hunch here. i wouldn't waste my time. nobody is gonna show.

I totally agree Rick. 

However, I still say that you bring Chignon just to make sure....if anything, it will be a bunch of sucker punching and/or anonymous mouthy comments from groups of Aggie humans (perhaps dog "yelping" as well, but we should probably let that slide as long as it isn't over the top).

[Chingon]

Pete, I am one step ahead of you bro.  I figured the Aggies would try some covert crap, so I am going to be "enforcing" the one at a time rule for sd. 

Aggies if you're going to try some sucker punching, be on the look out for this guy (me) because trust me, I will make sure you don't go home with out your helping of sd ball stompings.



That was me about a year ago before a big tournament (in which I took 4th place out of 20).  I have since then moved up two (2) weight classes which translates into a forearm shiver that can split your lip open faster than the cold Kansas winter wind.

[steve dave]

Thanks chingon.  I've seen you in action and we've met in the octagon of my dojo near the Dillons in westloop on more than one occasion.  I'll be glad to have you on my side for once.  LMAO.  Don't tell sensei what's going down.  He would show me great shame for using my deadliness not just as a last resort.  

[JTKSU]

one thing that you have to remember when talking about these aggie male humans is that, this is a group of men whose only hopes of getting to make out w/ a female is to take them to a football game and cross fingers that the athletes on their fball team score a touchdown. not really the kind of human men who would line up for a fight. just a hunch here. i wouldn't waste my time. nobody is gonna show.

QFT.  Those aTm faggies can't even come over to this board to dis SD, no way are they man enough to toe up with a real man's man like SD.  It's a good thing those guys aren't really in the military, because I'm pretty sure the actual army doesn't allow you to send your collie into battle in your place.  However, I do see the value of an entire army made up of really manly dogs; say toy pugs, Lhasa apsos, or pretty much any poodle hybrid.

[Rick Daris]

***update alert***

still no emails requesting the oppy to fight me. i have had a couple of a&m coeds send me pictures and want to make out w/ me at the game n stuff. they looked pretty slutty. ugly too though. i turned them all down.