It's awesome watching mj twist in the wind on this one, all the while keeping his wiener between his legs as he's all, "na-uhhh!!!!1". Look, Tate MAY be worth the scholarship, who knows. But
A) Give us some facts (i.e. ACTUAL NUMBERS) to back it up.
B) You can see how this might appear kiiiinda suspicious, right? "No, totally, nothing suspicious about this at all."