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May 25, 2009, 09:03:29 PM
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After careful study and consideration over the memorial day weekend marathon xtravaganza I can safely say the following:

1)  I would be in jail within 6 months of living with all of those kids.
2)  Kate is awful.
3)  John constantly has a "camera guy.  Yeah, you.  Just f'ing kill me.  Just take that mic boom and bludgeon me with it.  Now.  Not 5 minutes from now, but RIGHT NOW!"  look on his face about 95% of the time.
4)  Their kitchen looks like a wal-mart.  The amount of bulk supplies they trot out for an afternoon snack are ridic.
5)  Their kids pooping is planned with the same keen oversight and planning as a full scale war.  (also see #2)
6)  Their kid's names are incredibly annoying.  Aaden?  Srsly?  Hannah?  Collin?  I just want to cry.
7)  I have never got so much work done and been so incredibly disengaged from the tv all weekend.  I did more outside, I was always suggesting fun things to do, I was elite in my 'puter work and everything that involved avoiding the tv.
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May 25, 2009, 09:50:34 PM
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Kate annoys me, not so much that she rides Jon into the fracking ground....but that she is so insanely intensely anal retentive that is beyond words.

Jon, obviously, f u cked around on his wife and he wont' fess up to it. He lied right to the cameras it was hilarous he had that much gall.

These people are disgusting for selling their lives for fame and money. People will quit tuning in when Jon and Kate cancel the contract...but they don't want to do that. That would cost them hundreds of thousands of dollars. pathetic
"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

May 25, 2009, 09:54:46 PM
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This new season is so ridiculously fake that its now a trainwreck and you can't turn away. The whole birthday party scene was incredibly awkward.

Poor kids, really.
"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

May 25, 2009, 10:16:39 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack
"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

May 25, 2009, 10:45:04 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack

And you kept watching, why?

May 25, 2009, 11:08:20 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack

And you kept watching, why?

Because he uses "seen" instead of "saw".   :slap:

May 25, 2009, 11:33:45 PM
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I just get tired of hearing how hard it is.  You peddled your lives to get rich and now you are rich.  Boo &@#%ing hoo. 


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May 25, 2009, 11:36:14 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack

And you kept watching, why?

Because he uses "seen" instead of "saw".   :slap:

I also forgot a period, you missed that.
"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

May 25, 2009, 11:36:58 PM
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If I had 8 kids. I would do something crazy. I would have to go to Vegas at least once a month and gamble and stuff for like a week. Srsly.
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May 25, 2009, 11:37:23 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack

And you kept watching, why?

Because he uses "seen" instead of "saw".   :slap:

I also forgot a period, you missed that.

This should be two sentences!   :runaway:


I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 25, 2009, 11:39:05 PM
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"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

May 25, 2009, 11:40:41 PM
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After careful study and consideration over the memorial day weekend marathon xtravaganza I can safely say the following:

1)  I would be in jail within 6 months of living with all of those kids.
2)  Kate is awful.
3)  John constantly has a "camera guy.  Yeah, you.  Just f'ing kill me.  Just take that mic boom and bludgeon me with it.  Now.  Not 5 minutes from now, but RIGHT NOW!"  look on his face about 95% of the time.
4)  Their kitchen looks like a wal-mart.  The amount of bulk supplies they trot out for an afternoon snack are ridic.
5)  Their kids pooping is planned with the same keen oversight and planning as a full scale war.  (also see #2)
6)  Their kid's names are incredibly annoying.  Aaden?  Srsly?  Hannah?  Collin?  I just want to cry.
7)  I have never got so much work done and been so incredibly disengaged from the tv all weekend.  I did more outside, I was always suggesting fun things to do, I was elite in my 'puter work and everything that involved avoiding the tv.

I didn't get to watch, was there any kate vs. jon throwdowns? Did it look like they were enjoying Pennsylvania? I agree with #2.
“Nobody plays harder than Kansas State.  Bilas said that to me in person,” Martin said. Now, does that mean that I’m happy every day?  No, because it’s our job to continue to get those guys to continue to grow.”

May 25, 2009, 11:41:58 PM
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Seen 1 episode this weekend they were @ the beech and they kept showing one of the kid's ass crack

And you kept watching, why?

Because he uses "seen" instead of "saw".   :slap:

I also forgot a period, you missed that.

This should be two sentences!   :runaway:

Or used a semicolon rather than a comma.

May 25, 2009, 11:51:36 PM
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After careful study and consideration over the memorial day weekend marathon xtravaganza I can safely say the following:

1)  I would be in jail within 6 months of living with all of those kids.
2)  Kate is awful.
3)  John constantly has a "camera guy.  Yeah, you.  Just f'ing kill me.  Just take that mic boom and bludgeon me with it.  Now.  Not 5 minutes from now, but RIGHT NOW!"  look on his face about 95% of the time.
4)  Their kitchen looks like a wal-mart.  The amount of bulk supplies they trot out for an afternoon snack are ridic.
5)  Their kids pooping is planned with the same keen oversight and planning as a full scale war.  (also see #2)
6)  Their kid's names are incredibly annoying.  Aaden?  Srsly?  Hannah?  Collin?  I just want to cry.
7)  I have never got so much work done and been so incredibly disengaged from the tv all weekend.  I did more outside, I was always suggesting fun things to do, I was elite in my 'puter work and everything that involved avoiding the tv.

I didn't get to watch, was there any kate vs. jon throwdowns? Did it look like they were enjoying Pennsylvania? I agree with #2.

I think 95% of men can agree that Kate is an awful bitch.  Also conversely 95% of women can agree that Jon is a major scumbag. 


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May 25, 2009, 11:56:15 PM
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This new season is so ridiculously fake that its now a trainwreck and you can't turn away. The whole birthday party scene was incredibly awkward.

Poor kids, really.

Yes, the birthday party was brutal. When did Kate develop the crazy laugh? Obviously fake to try and increase her likability quotient.

May 26, 2009, 12:08:17 AM
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her accent is incredibly annoying.  I don't have any opinion on Jon.  He's not the best looking dude in the world, so he's obviously one of those guys who went along with whatever some chick wanted to do to make her "perfect life"  in exchange for booty. 

May 26, 2009, 12:22:19 AM
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Kate reminded everyone constantly about how she planned the birthday party alone, by herself. no one else.

Did I mention she did it by herself?

Because she did.

All by her lonesome.

No one else planned it.

btw,


Jon's childsupport payment might be a bit steep. how does someone afford that? No wonder these two douchebags are continuing with the show. They have no other source for money. Neither of them work, except for Kate's dogsh-it speaking and book engagements.
"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

May 26, 2009, 11:31:37 AM
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I've never watched it. Never will.
I did hear that they get $75K per episode
That's serious coin in my book...but is it enough for them?

May 26, 2009, 11:32:40 AM
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Can you imagine how many shopping carts they need at the store  :eek:

May 26, 2009, 12:17:56 PM
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all of you people make me sick. 

quit watching crapty tv...their ratings prove that they should play more of this crap each and every day.

May 26, 2009, 12:34:23 PM
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May 26, 2009, 03:46:43 PM
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all of you people make me sick. 

quit watching crapty tv...their ratings prove that they should play more of this crap each and every day.

i'll watch what I want  ;)
dood, I tuned in for the first time in months and alot of times i get sucked in because the lady will be watching it.


I'm a Anthony Bourdain travel junkie watcher...other than that its Dirty Jobs and Bizarre Foods.
"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

May 26, 2009, 11:07:44 PM
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You &@#%ers got me roped into watching this thing now.  I don't like the normal look at them taking 8 little craps to chuckie cheese, but the one on one interviews are sort of interesting.  I love a good reality show drama.

May 26, 2009, 11:32:51 PM
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stop watching american idol tool bag.

I don't watch that retarded crap either.  Why don't you call kilgore again and brag about your fatty.  :banghead:

May 27, 2009, 06:49:42 AM
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stop watching american idol tool bag.

I don't watch that retarded crap either.  Why don't you call kilgore again and brag about your fatty.  :banghead:

It's all Lifetime for the droodsters.


I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 27, 2009, 07:43:18 AM
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wow. what a joke of a thread. the real j&k convo is right over here folks...http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=40567.0


and lsoc had the correct response with...

If they get divorced and I have to choose sides I am going to be in Kate's camp.  There, I said it.  I know she isn't the popular one around here but this isn't a popularity contest, its a 8 kid raising contest.


if jon was just a little more aware and a little more helpful then kate wouldn't have to treat him like such a child. they should rename the show to kate plus nine.

May 27, 2009, 03:27:24 PM
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wow. what a joke of a thread. the real j&k convo is right over here folks...http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=40567.0


and lsoc had the correct response with...

If they get divorced and I have to choose sides I am going to be in Kate's camp.  There, I said it.  I know she isn't the popular one around here but this isn't a popularity contest, its a 8 kid raising contest.


if jon was just a little more aware and a little more helpful then kate wouldn't have to treat him like such a child. they should rename the show to kate plus nine.

And I think she is pretty.  Also, very good cook.

May 27, 2009, 03:51:58 PM
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I don't watch the show and I basically couldn't care any less but it sure sounds like she enjoys the "celebrity" lifestyle. I loved the line I heard that she used about how "I'm not a celebrity". Oh really? Then how come you let people come take pictures of your kids and pay you for it?
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May 28, 2009, 11:22:58 PM
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stop watching american idol tool bag.

I don't watch that retarded crap either.  Why don't you call kilgore again and brag about your fatty.  :banghead:

It's all Lifetime for the droodsters.

no man, I watch the king of sports channels, ESPN, for Texas Hold 'Em since they apparently no longer play sports on that channel.  *NOTE* Hold'Em is no sport.

May 29, 2009, 03:30:36 PM
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Kate has a dyke spike.