After careful study and consideration over the memorial day weekend marathon xtravaganza I can safely say the following:
1) I would be in jail within 6 months of living with all of those kids.
2) Kate is awful.
3) John constantly has a "camera guy. Yeah, you. Just f'ing kill me. Just take that mic boom and bludgeon me with it. Now. Not 5 minutes from now, but RIGHT NOW!" look on his face about 95% of the time.
4) Their kitchen looks like a wal-mart. The amount of bulk supplies they trot out for an afternoon snack are ridic.
5) Their kids pooping is planned with the same keen oversight and planning as a full scale war. (also see #2)
6) Their kid's names are incredibly annoying. Aaden? Srsly? Hannah? Collin? I just want to cry.
7) I have never got so much work done and been so incredibly disengaged from the tv all weekend. I did more outside, I was always suggesting fun things to do, I was elite in my 'puter work and everything that involved avoiding the tv.