Who wants to re-live 2002 with me?

[Kat Kid]

August 31st W. Kentucky

WTF??!  OH HELL NO!  Those F'ING HILLTOPPERS JUST DEFILED OUR BRAND NEW FIELDTURF!!  OMG they scored points!  We didn't top 50!  This is going to suck.  Why the f do people like Marc Dunn?  Isn't he Mormon or something?

September 7th Lousiana-Monroe

Hells yeah!  Sproles baby.  He is awesome!  Snyder is a retard for burning his redshirt last year!  Snyder.  You made your point.  Put in the black dude @ QB.

September 14th E. Illinois

OH NOOOES!  13 points!  Tony Romo!  Our defense was b1tched.  The two point conversion thing was cool.  Thomas Hill is going to be awesome!  He's like 6'8"!11! Does he play b-ball?  Pierce looks scary/pissed.  Marc Dunn?  Seriously?

September 21st USC

I HATE PAULAMALU! I HATE PALAMALU!  I HATE THAT SUN OF A B1TCH!  OMG we are going to lose PULL DUNN!  YANK HIM!  Ok, cool.  O my God.  R U SERIOUS ELL?  RIGHT BEFORE HALF TIME???!!!  POLAMALU!!!   NEWMAN!  LOUDER!  LOOOOOUDER YOU OLD frackERS!!!  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! WE PWN3D SC!

October 5th @CO

Why do we always start on the road?  Oh well!  Road trip fatty!  Want to get the breakfast buffet?  (fatty) HELLS YEAH!  *Already eating the delic. fried mini tados (me) you know it isn't free right? (fatty with mouth open and eyes bulging) NO! (me) yeah it is like $9 (fatty) can you get your dad to buy a program for me?  My budget is busted.

Hey!  Let's go in early!!  OMG!! Did you hear what Daniel Davis just said? LOL!!  Hey!!  Let's go greet the players as they come out of the tunnel!!  (fatty w/ camera)  TERRY PIERCE!!  HEY TERRY, HIGH FIVE!  OMG!  HE JUST DISLOCATED MY SHOULDER (fatty writhing in pain) WTF??  MY ARM HURTS!

We are totally going to pwn them, they lost to Fresno by like a bagillion and this turd 3rd string backup is starting.  NO MORE PISSAVENTO!  Remember when Bradley VanPelt punched the guy with the football?  LOLLLZZ!!  I love him!  (fatty) Me too!  LOLLZ!

Why do we always go down by two touchdowns??!!  ELL GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!! YESSSSSSS!!!

Why is Newman not on that one dude?  Oh no.  Wtf?  Wtf?  Oh seriously?  Oh God.

TOUCHDOWN, CHRISSSS BROWN.

(OH OH OH OH-OH.  OH OH OH OH-OH-OH-OH-OH.  OH-OH OH-OH.  Bummmph Bummmph Bummmmph Bummmph (Repeat))

Goddammit.  This is going to suck.  Why does Snyder always lose to Gary Barnett?  We should have known he was going to out coach us with an extra week off.  I did like that one play where Ell pretended to give the ball to T Wilson and then runs with it.  That is cool.

October 12th oSu

Bowman, they are going to be good!  Nervous, nervous, nervous.  OMG LOL!  THEY SUCK!  We totally injured their whole team!  LOL!  Terry Pierce is a beast.

October 19th tu

HARLEY DAY!  WHOOOOOHOOOO!  They are going to be so intimidated!  Mack Brown is a retard.  Why is he starting Simms?  WTF?  What a moron!  LOL!!  Dude.  What happened to our offense?  WTF!  Blocked?  NOOOO!  WTF?  OMG! OMG!  HE CAUGHT IT!! WE CAN DO THIS!!!!  NO!  NO! WTF?  NEWMAN IN THE ENDZONE!!! WTF?? NO!  BLOCKED?  NO!! WTF?!!  WHY IS EVERY MOTHERfrackING KICK BLOCKED!?!!

October 27th @Baylor

WYATTVISION

November 2nd @ku

LOL!  YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM IS REALLY BAD AT FOOTBALL!! DO YOU SEE MY HAT?  IT SEZ: "SCREW ku!"  LOL!!  I DON'T CARE ABOUT KIRK HENRICH!  NO, I DON'T CARE!  LOOK AT YOUR FAT COACH!  HE'S REALLY FAT!  OMG!  LOL!  A SAFETY!  A TD!  THEIR PUNTER!  LOL!  SPROLES! LOL!  MARC DUNN AN INT!  LOL!!  Let's hope Sproles doesn't go down.  Alsup is teh suck!

November 9th Iowa St

OMG!  Do you see that little kid with the Seneca Wallace jersey?  OMG!  LOL!  HE JUST DID THE HEISMAN POSE!! LOL!  LET'S CURSE AT HIM! LOL!!  WHERE'S THE HEISMAN POSE NOW B!TCH??!  THAT'S RIGHT CRY YOU LITTLE frackER!  THAT'S RIGHT DAD I'M TALKING crap TO YOUR GRADE SCHOOLER!  NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLASS!  LOL!

November 16th Nebraska

OMG!  Jamaal Lord is teh suck!  Nebraska sucks!  Let's beat them!! YESSSSSSSSS!  OMG ROBERSON 99 YARDS OMG!!  YESSSSS!!! SUCK IT!!! LOL!!! YESSSS!!! LOL!!!11  Now we just need Colorado to lose to Seneca!  COME ON SENECA!  COME ON B!TCH!

November 23rd @MU

LOL!  MU SUCKS!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Why do we always get shafted.  Colorado should suck!  Why are they playing Oregon?  Why aren't we getting an at large bid?  Why aren't we going to the Cotton Bowl?  WTF?!!  PLAYOFF!!! WE BEAT USC!!  WTF??!!

December 27th ASU

ELL!  WTF??  Is this going to be '98 again?  Except MORE frustrating?  Seriously.  WTF?  Dirk Koetter is a mad genius!  Did he talk to Gary Barnett?  Oh come on baby!  We NEVER come from behind to win in the 4th.  OH COME ON BABY!  OMG!  EVANS??  WTF?  LOL!  YESSSSSS!!!  ELL DANCE!!! LOL!!

[cas]

Oh... the times.

[steve dave]

Pretty spot on summary  

[Kat Kid]

waiting for fatty to weigh in.

[Kat Kid]

Note:  hopefully fatty has waybackmachine'd the sh1t outta the old KSUFans.com and blacklisted all Dunn supporters.

[SkinnyBenny]

That was poetic.  You forgot to include during the Eastern Illinois game:

OMG OMG Downpour, everybody's leaving except those wild and wacky students with their shirts off OMG OMG
 

[KSt8er]

Pure gold, I felt like I was there.   

[Winters]

i can't believe ND got that At-large bid

 

[Kat Kid]

That was poetic.  You forgot to include during the Eastern Illinois game:

OMG OMG Downpour, everybody's leaving except those wild and wacky students with their shirts off OMG OMG
 

AYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[catzacker]

God, how I hated Barnett.  CU ran a fracking TE screen or something on a crucial 3rd down.  

That kick against UT was right in front of me.  Terrible.  I got to see Chrissy running by with the Hook'em raised towards the crowd.

The NU game was fun.  I had a NU fan sitting in front of me, before the game (after he had been talking loudly to his NU friend about how NU was going to f us up) I finally asked him, "hey, I doubt they'll miss a face mask call today and it doesn't look like it's going to snow today either...so could you just give me your excuse right now for the ass kicking NU's going to receive?"

[Kat Kid]

God, how I hated Barnett.  CU ran a fracking TE screen or something on a crucial 3rd down.   

That kick against UT was right in front of me.  Terrible.  I got to see Chrissy running by with the Hook'em raised towards the crowd.

The NU game was fun.  I had a NU fan sitting in front of me, before the game (after he had been talking loudly to his NU friend about how NU was going to f us up) I finally asked him, "hey, I doubt they'll miss a face mask call today and it doesn't look like it's going to snow today either...so could you just give me your excuse right now for the ass kicking NU's going to receive?"

I was not happy about this.

[Pett]

Louisiana Monroe: OMG!! LOLZ!! TP just totally de-cleated that ULM RB!!!

[Kat Kid]

Louisiana Monroe: OMG!! LOLZ!! TP just totally de-cleated that LMU RB!!!

Excellent point.

We need hit of the week uploads!

[GoodForAnother]

It was 91 yards, FWIW.

[ksu98]

God, how I hated Barnett.  CU ran a fracking TE screen or something on a crucial 3rd down.   

That kick against UT was right in front of me.  Terrible.  I got to see Chrissy running by with the Hook'em raised towards the crowd.

The NU game was fun.  I had a NU fan sitting in front of me, before the game (after he had been talking loudly to his NU friend about how NU was going to f us up) I finally asked him, "hey, I doubt they'll miss a face mask call today and it doesn't look like it's going to snow today either...so could you just give me your excuse right now for the ass kicking NU's going to receive?"

I still hate barnett its like he had something out for us

[Kat Kid]

It was 91 yards, FWIW.

Ell?

[fatty fat fat]

You forget to include predicting scores in mr. hoyts class every friday.

Damn, life was perfect.

[The Manhatter]

Lollers at the caption (from other side of the field)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5XjRsM8yI8

McGill and Randy Jordan came up big for us in that game...glad we kept them from going to Illinois!! 

this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KQBgpnxICxA  did this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UoX_H1_5a7I&feature=related   

[SUPERKSUFAN]

Lollers at the caption (from other side of the field)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5XjRsM8yI8

McGill and Randy Jordan came up big for us in that game...glad we kept them from going to Illinois!! 

Man, Terrance is/was fast. 

[GoodForAnother]

It was 91 yards, FWIW.

Ell?

Yeah.  We got the ball on like the five and ran some simple run play out to the nine and I was like "here comes another lame run play" 

And then Ell took off for 91

GFA 
Snyder