I'd like to offer several suggestions on how to get the $85 necessary to buy tickets for this game.
1) Charge ku women $1 to rock, chalk, gawk at the size of your penis. You don't even have to be overly endowed, b/c comparatively you will look huge compared to ku men.
2) Sell regular candy bars for $2 under the guise of a charity. Keep the name simple, such as "Kansas Youth Fund" or something.
3) Collect loose change from wishing wells and fountains in Lawrence. If anyone questions you, tell them you work for Greenpeace and are charged with picking up the coins so that the metals don't leach into ground water. Tell them Greenpeace collects the change, takes it to a bank, and donates it to a local charity. The "charity" of course, is you. If they ask "What charity?" Tell them Kansas Youth Fund and to look for them selling candy bars for their charity before the ku-KSU game.
4) Walk the halls of the dorms and tell everyone they are giving away free SoBe soft drinks at the student union. When the dorm empties (should be quick), steal cash, tickets, or both from dorm rooms.
Feel free to post your own ideas.