Author Topic: tattoos/piercings/mohawks/other things old people are scared of master thread (Read 34122 times)

1/64th · « **Reply #50 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:51:09 AM »

Ok, I'm the guy with the shoulder cross. Here's my list.

1. Shoulder cross
2. Greek word for Shine down the back of my left arm
3. Nautical Star in the middle of my upper back.
4/5. Two Diving Swallows on each side of the Star.

You anti-tattoo hicks are really quite hilarious. Would your grandma not approve of you getting a tattoo? Or are you too fat and disgusting to wear anything but a hoodie and sweatpants? Or you're just

AbeFroman · « **Reply #51 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:54:36 AM »

Quote from: stunted on January 18, 2011, 03:08:45 PM

Nothing says white trash like a mural tat.

Felis Silvestris · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:55:47 AM »

Quote from: stunted on January 18, 2011, 03:08:45 PM

Did not graduate from the University of Kansas... typical

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #53 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:06:18 PM »

Is there a more disgusting body accessory than ear guages? That crap makes tattoos look good. Are any of you guys white trashy enough to do this?

Tobias · « **Reply #54 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:08:20 PM »

Tattoos bother me way more than ear gauging does. Both are for retards though. Unless you're like, really hard.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:11:47 PM »

Christ, couldn't this have stayed in the Tattoos and other things us old honkies don't like thread.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #56 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:16:18 PM »

The surfers and the college kids are all over it around here. Plastic surgeons around the world rejoice.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #57 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:16:32 PM »

Probably limits your options in life, but I don't have a problem with it.

pike · « **Reply #58 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:18:03 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 19, 2011, 01:16:32 PM

Probably limits your options in life, but I don't have a problem with it.

Great way to express yourself

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #59 on:** January 19, 2011, 02:45:03 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on January 19, 2011, 11:51:09 AM

Ok, I'm the guy with the shoulder cross. Here's my list.

1. Shoulder cross
2. Greek word for Shine down the back of my left arm
3. Nautical Star in the middle of my upper back.
4/5. Two Diving Swallows on each side of the Star.

You anti-tattoo hicks are really quite hilarious. Would your grandma not approve of you getting a tattoo? Or are you too fat and disgusting to wear anything but a hoodie and sweatpants? Or you're just

Well, pa always told me he would whip me good if I ever came home with a tattoo. One time, I won a stick on tattoo from one of those egg droppin' machines at the Pizza Hut in the city. I put it on my face before I went to grandma's house. Boy, was she spittin' mad. She drug me into the bathroom and scrubbed the tattoo off of my face, then she had grandpa tan my hide. That learned me good.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #60 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:40:40 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on January 19, 2011, 11:51:09 AM

Ok, I'm the guy with the shoulder cross. Here's my list.

1. Shoulder cross
2. Greek word for Shine down the back of my left arm
3. Nautical Star in the middle of my upper back.
4/5. Two Diving Swallows on each side of the Star.

You anti-tattoo hicks are really quite hilarious. Would your grandma not approve of you getting a tattoo? Or are you too fat and disgusting to wear anything but a hoodie and sweatpants? Or you're just

Thank God someone else gets it. Bunch of OBz in this thread.

felix rex · « **Reply #61 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:56:31 PM »

My body already looks pretty fantastic.

Tattoos are like steak sauce. Only needed on the less desirable cuts of meat.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #62 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:13:48 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on January 19, 2011, 05:56:31 PM

My body already looks pretty fantastic.

Tattoos are like steak sauce. Only needed on the less desirable cuts of meat.

It's more comparable to the relationship between ketchup and fries. Good on every kind, but not always necessary.

stunted · « **Reply #63 on:** January 19, 2011, 08:29:56 PM »

How much does it hurt?!

CNS · « **Reply #64 on:** January 19, 2011, 09:34:51 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 19, 2011, 01:16:32 PM

Probably limits your options in life, but I don't have a problem with it.

This guy needed a hug like 20 yrs ago.

krazykat · « **Reply #65 on:** January 19, 2011, 09:38:05 PM »

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #66 on:** January 20, 2011, 08:20:10 AM »

Mohawks are usually pretty sweet. Tattoos and gauges can gtfoomf. I'm kind of on the fence about piercings. Some are cool. Some just look really painful and pointless.

michigancat · « **Reply #67 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:46:44 AM »

As a general rule, people with tattoos are trash.

I play ball at the Y with a guy that has a Detroit Lions tattoo. I was like, how long have you had that? And he said he waited until they got the new logo. So he got it right after their 0-16 season. So all you "I was at the Austin Peay game" mother fuckers can suck his dick.

steve dave · « **Reply #68 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:01:13 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 20, 2011, 09:46:44 AM

So all you "I was at the Austin Peay game" mother fuckers can suck his dick.

EllToPay · « **Reply #69 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:36:18 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 20, 2011, 09:46:44 AM

As a general rule, people with tattoos are trash.

I play ball at the Y with a guy that has a Detroit Lions tattoo. I was like, how long have you had that? And he said he waited until they got the new logo. So he got it right after their 0-16 season. So all you "I was at the Austin Peay game" mother fuckers can suck his dick.

mods please move to pickup basketball thread.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #70 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:58:29 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on January 19, 2011, 11:51:09 AM

Ok, I'm the guy with the shoulder cross. Here's my list.

1. Shoulder cross
2. Greek word for Shine down the back of my left arm
3. Nautical Star in the middle of my upper back.
4/5. Two Diving Swallows on each side of the Star.

You anti-tattoo hicks are really quite hilarious. Would your grandma not approve of you getting a tattoo? Or are you too fat and disgusting to wear anything but a hoodie and sweatpants? Or you're just

You have a borderline tramp stamp bro.

EllToPay · « **Reply #71 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:05:05 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 20, 2011, 04:58:29 PM

Quote from: 1/64th on January 19, 2011, 11:51:09 AM
Ok, I'm the guy with the shoulder cross. Here's my list.

1. Shoulder cross
2. Greek word for Shine down the back of my left arm
3. Nautical Star in the middle of my upper back.
4/5. Two Diving Swallows on each side of the Star.

You anti-tattoo hicks are really quite hilarious. Would your grandma not approve of you getting a tattoo? Or are you too fat and disgusting to wear anything but a hoodie and sweatpants? Or you're just

You have a borderline tramp stamp bro.

would love to fast forward 30 years to when he's 60 and look at his reaction in the mirror.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #72 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:32:07 PM »

I have all of KSU's bowl game logos tattoo'd on my weiner.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #73 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:35:22 PM »

Quote from: stunted on January 19, 2011, 08:29:56 PM

How much does it hurt?!

It doesn't hurt you big puss.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #74 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:36:52 PM »

If a girl has a tongue piercing....chances of getting laid goes up 200%.