I can't believe I'm typing this, but I agree with Daris.
Tucks, emawrs, blacks, whites, males, females (and even Mexicans), lend your ear:
It would be a colossal mistake to dismiss out of hand the dream of the lazy river that we have all worked so hard to achieve. Supposedly MHK is due to receive federal megafunds to be used at our discretion. Previously, my understanding was that those funds were to be used for transporting seniors to their jobs at Wal Mart and stuff. I am here to say that a solution* may exist which would satisfy everybody's needs and desires. But we have to work together and think rationally. Let's focus on our shared goal to float down lazy rivers whenever we please and work on our other wants later.
HEAR THIS PLEA: Do not abandon the Lazy River.
*not involving a monorail