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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2011, 02:52:53 PM »
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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2011, 03:04:04 PM »
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2011, 03:05:17 PM »
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2011, 03:08:41 PM »
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
It would be a shame if everyone knew what the prescription strength fungicide G***Cat refills every six weeks is really for.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 03:50:20 PM by Chingon »

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2011, 03:16:40 PM »
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.

nothing to do w/ hipaa and everything to do w/ who i saw you walking home from the bars after close on friday and saturday and then eating lunch at chilis w/ this sunday afternoon just before the chiefs game.  :lol:
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 03:31:26 PM by Rick Daris »

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2011, 03:33:17 PM »
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.

nothing to do w/ hipaa and everything to do w/ who i saw you walking home from the bars after close on friday and then eating lunch at chilis w/ sunday afternoon just before the chiefs game.  :lol:
Well jokes on you bub, because we didn't go all the way.  She said she an army test or something next week and she couldn't even if she wanted to (which she did of course).   Said they would know if she did and it could get in her troubs.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2011, 03:37:35 PM »
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
It would be a shame if everyone knew what the prescription strength fungicide GagaCat refills every six weeks is really for.

Hey, Chingon. I'm also an Administrator of this board, although i'm slightly better at it than you are.  You may want to edit your comment before I edit it for you.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2011, 03:39:30 PM »
ok, ok, ok. we all need to calm down. some things have been said that we would all probably take back if we could but we can't. let's just accept the fact that everyone is against this monorail and for the lazy river and move on as friends.   :cheers:

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2011, 03:48:36 PM »
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2011, 03:49:32 PM »
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2011, 03:52:12 PM »
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 

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I know, right?  Of all the things to chime in on.  Wow.  This thing is settled folks.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #61 on: January 10, 2011, 04:51:06 PM »
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #62 on: January 10, 2011, 04:54:00 PM »
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...

Between Trim and Levitt, one of them needs to establish dominance over the other.  There simply cannot be two choke-out'ers  on this board at one time.  Otherwise, I agree with chi.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #63 on: January 10, 2011, 08:07:59 PM »
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...

Between Trim and Levitt, one of them needs to establish dominance over the other.  There simply cannot be two choke-out'ers  on this board at one time.  Otherwise, I agree with chi.

 :combofan: but with each hand in choke position.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #64 on: January 10, 2011, 11:02:57 PM »
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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2011, 07:07:00 AM »
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 


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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #66 on: January 11, 2011, 09:28:01 AM »
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 



You should note that rd never denied the fact his lazy river is twice as likely to to gon you up.

sound like  Lazy "Painful Discharge" River to me...

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #67 on: January 11, 2011, 09:39:24 AM »
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 



You should note that rd never denied the fact his lazy river is twice as likely to to gon you up.

sound like  Lazy "Painful Discharge" River to me...


Yeah Ching, let’s all jump on board the gonorail and ride it all the way to the next stop, Animal Planet's hit show “Infestation”!

Look, I’m just saying there are better ways to serve our high volume, urban mass transit needs in Manhattan:  A lazy river.  Or gondolas perhaps.




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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2011, 12:56:30 AM »
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2011, 09:06:23 AM »
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2011, 11:27:04 AM »
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

 :peek:

We're damn near neighbors.  Give me your address so I can come leave a flaming bag of poo.

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« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2011, 12:17:17 PM »
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

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We're damn near neighbors.  Give me your address so I can come leave a flaming bag of poo.

Feeling all dirty all of a sudden.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2011, 01:09:48 PM »
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2011, 01:24:50 PM »
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

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Re: HEY goEMAW!
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2011, 01:26:43 PM »
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

LOL, with the way your scope is expanding, you'll never secure funding.