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Offline Saulbadguy

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Re: To all you working out types
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2011, 11:08:21 AM »
It seems the trick to losing weight ala the Biggest Loser is to run for long distances but take frequent breaks describing how hard it is to be fat and how hard you are going to work at not being fat.
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« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2011, 11:13:02 AM »
Tommy, I recommend taking up sprinting.  On top of making more sense it doesn't make you disgusting:



Plus, it doesn't take as long. win/win.

Plus, if you are in a hurry, sprinting can come in handy in day to day life.  Like, you drive the 20 miles as opposed to jogging it like a dumbass and then sprint from the parking lot to the door.  You shave, like, hours off the marathoners running time to get to the same destination. 

Not to mention sprinting's clear advantages in basic survival skills. Mugger? Sprint. Fire? Sprint. The runs? Sprint. No one ever "jogs" for their life. Maybe if you were being threatened by an extremely slow but exceptionally determined bear.
What kind of sprinter are you looking for?  I would say the 400 is the toughest event out there, it is a sprint unless you want to talk 300/400 meter hurdles then that may be the toughest event or steeplechase. 
LOL at you losers sprinting and getting winded in 50 meters when the zombies attack.  I can run for a long time at a fairly good pace 6 min/mile or faster and get a good safe distace from those slow walking zombies and then when they catch up can run some more. 

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Re: To all you working out types
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2011, 11:14:11 AM »
I am a great sprinter unless I'm being chased.

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« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2011, 11:18:10 AM »
What kind of sprinter are you looking for?  I would say the 400 is the toughest event out there, it is a sprint unless you want to talk 300/400 meter hurdles then that may be the toughest event or steeplechase. 
LOL at you losers sprinting and getting winded in 50 meters when the zombies attack.  I can run for a long time at a fairly good pace 6 min/mile or faster and get a good safe distace from those slow walking zombies and then when they catch up can run some more. 

 :lol: You can't outrun a zombie attack. Everyone knows your best bet is to just stay hidden with lots of guns and ammo and wait for the zombies to starve themselves out.

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« Reply #79 on: January 12, 2011, 11:20:17 AM »
What kind of sprinter are you looking for?  I would say the 400 is the toughest event out there, it is a sprint unless you want to talk 300/400 meter hurdles then that may be the toughest event or steeplechase. 
LOL at you losers sprinting and getting winded in 50 meters when the zombies attack.  I can run for a long time at a fairly good pace 6 min/mile or faster and get a good safe distace from those slow walking zombies and then when they catch up can run some more. 

 :lol: You can't outrun a zombie attack. Everyone knows your best bet is to just stay hidden with lots of guns and ammo and wait for the zombies to starve themselves out.
Only for you fat slow guys I feel sorry for you.  What happens when you run out of ammo?   :lol: Losers 

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« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2011, 11:24:27 AM »
What kind of sprinter are you looking for?  I would say the 400 is the toughest event out there, it is a sprint unless you want to talk 300/400 meter hurdles then that may be the toughest event or steeplechase. 
LOL at you losers sprinting and getting winded in 50 meters when the zombies attack.  I can run for a long time at a fairly good pace 6 min/mile or faster and get a good safe distace from those slow walking zombies and then when they catch up can run some more. 

 :lol: You can't outrun a zombie attack. Everyone knows your best bet is to just stay hidden with lots of guns and ammo and wait for the zombies to starve themselves out.
Only for you fat slow guys I feel sorry for you.  What happens when you run out of ammo?   :lol: Losers 

Sad ... Really Really ... Sad

So you don't think there will be more zombies 20 miles down the road? I'm not even mentioning the zombies hanging out on the road. If there were only 3 or 4 zombies total in this attack, then yes, running would be a good plan.