Author Topic: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up?? (Read 6053 times)

The1BigWillie · « **on:** December 10, 2010, 04:24:00 PM »

I have now. I was like...

and she was like

so now I'm like

and she said I needed to get tested and until i do I'm

.

So now I guess I have to

to the doctor and

that I'm

so I can

or I'll

.

Anyway... 'clams where do you go to do this? TIA

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:28:51 PM »

pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on December 10, 2010, 04:28:51 PM

pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.

I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked. It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar. You're a lawyer aren't you?

ew2x4 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:31:23 PM »

Also tell her you have had a vasectomy so you dont have to wrap it up.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:38:56 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on December 10, 2010, 04:31:11 PM

Quote from: Limestone on December 10, 2010, 04:28:51 PM
pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.

I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked. It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar. You're a lawyer aren't you?

BSAC is the lawyer, and he has never worn a condom or had an STD test.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:48:22 PM »

We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2010, 04:50:00 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on December 10, 2010, 04:48:22 PM

We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.

This is the most important variable.

Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?

Dirty Deeds · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:38:49 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on December 10, 2010, 04:50:00 PM

Quote from: Brock Landers on December 10, 2010, 04:48:22 PM
We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
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This is the most important variable.

Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?
Epic

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2010, 06:29:48 PM »

Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now. All you have to do is turn it on her bro. That or tell her you're a virgin.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2010, 06:32:11 PM »

No, a chick has never asked me this. Have you considered that you might be/come across as disgusting.

KITNfury · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2010, 07:18:34 PM »

Demand that her skanky ass has paperwork from the doc saying she's clear too.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2010, 07:20:30 PM »

yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2010, 07:22:12 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on December 10, 2010, 07:20:30 PM

yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.

doesn't say much about her either.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2010, 08:51:59 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on December 10, 2010, 06:29:48 PM

Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now. All you have to do is turn it on her bro. That or tell her you're a virgin.

Great advice.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2010, 09:15:41 PM »

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5123.0

Dude, I would get tested for my own good if I was involved in this trailer trash love triangle.

Dirty Deeds · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2010, 09:17:01 PM »

Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:12:51 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on December 10, 2010, 07:20:30 PM

yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.

Benja · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:27:02 PM »

Yeah, if your general aura seems to just scream "hurts when I pee", you may want to start with addressing that and work from there.

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Dirty Deeds on December 10, 2010, 09:17:01 PM

Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?

LOL, you are a noob. She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything. Consider it a gift from God when that happens.

Trim · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 11, 2010, 06:33:54 PM

She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything.

I just hope Pete tells the story of when he crossed the line of "nearly anything".

Pendergast · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 11, 2010, 06:33:54 PM

Quote from: Dirty Deeds on December 10, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?

LOL, you are a noob. She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything. Consider it a gift from God when that happens.

Seriously. Bells should be ringing in your head. Time to PIITB and ask her if she has hot friends...

Dirty Deeds · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2010, 07:11:28 PM »

Just figured she wanted to paint a stache on me with my own poo. Wasn't really down then, but 20 years later I would def consider.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 11, 2010, 07:39:47 PM »

Is there gonna be a 'nearly anything' story in this thread or what?

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2010, 12:06:58 AM »

Note: under no circumstances should stills or video be posted of 2 girls 1 cup, kids in a sandbox, or Asian poo fountains in this or any other thread.

Thread may now continue.