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Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« on: July 30, 2010, 11:45:30 AM »
I hooked up with a girl that dated a "friend/acquaintance" of mine for about 4 years.  They have been apart for 3 years and he's been married for two.  I decided that I enjoyed being with her more than hanging out with him so I said screw it.  It's not like we are bros or anything.  He's more of a friend of a friend. 

So anyway, he knows about it now and has made it known that I have an ass kicking on the way.  (guy is like 31 and I'm 35 who beats up people after 30?)  But I digress...  I think I can avoid him for quite a while but we are bound to run into eachother at some point. (JoCo and the same circle of friends).  I'm not sure how to handle this. He's younger, bigger, stronger, and meaner than I am.  He was a notorious 1 punch knockout bar room brawler in his heyday. I haven't been in a scrap in over 10 years.  I wasn't very good at it then. Oh, and he's a ku fan (never attended).

Do I just get it over with and show up where he is and take an ass beating?

Do I avoid as much as possible and run if I see him?

Take Karate? Be-friend an MMA dude with a hair trigger?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 11:49:39 AM »
Threaten to sue the crap out of him.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 11:51:01 AM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 11:52:46 AM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 11:53:03 AM »
tell him to meet you at the ernie barrett statue before the UCLA game...let him know there will be a line

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 11:53:26 AM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 11:54:22 AM »
Threaten to sue the crap out of him.
 

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 11:56:09 AM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2010, 11:56:35 AM »
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 11:58:46 AM »
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 11:59:50 AM »
Choke him out.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 12:01:52 PM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice.

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 12:03:12 PM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice.

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.

My mom and I can pick you up on our way.  Do you need anything to eat? We are probably stopping at Sonic. 
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM »
I hope 'Clams and SD are giving this some serious thought.  I had them in mind when creating this thread.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 12:06:52 PM »
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2010, 12:07:35 PM »
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.
eff the "man-code".  It's stupid.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2010, 12:09:16 PM »
So you banged you're friend's ex, and your friend still wants her back, so much so that he's willing to fight for her, and he's married.

Sounds like some white trash to me. Let me guess you all live in Gardner or the bad side of Olathe?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2010, 12:10:15 PM »
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2010, 12:11:55 PM »
just "tough love," bro.


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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2010, 12:12:22 PM »
white people are so lame.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2010, 12:13:27 PM »
Terrible situation bro. It must stink to know that an ass kicking is out there on your horizon. Maybe you should go find him and get it over with? :dunno:

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2010, 12:14:18 PM »
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice.

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.

My mom and I can pick you up on our way.  Do you need anything to eat? We are probably stopping at Sonic. 

That works.

Sonic?? pfffttt. I passed that stage months ago. DQ and we are talking! FYI, i have to be back by 8 for chores.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2010, 12:14:37 PM »
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.

OK_Cat isn't very handsome, so it holds true for him.  Attractive people can wait if they choose.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2010, 12:14:54 PM »
tell him you'll share the pics if you can be friends of friends again.  

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2010, 12:17:21 PM »
Maybe I can avoid him until Halloween.

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