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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2010, 06:53:15 PM »
Florida is a the best place to find skill players.  Plus, having that screwball at a national program like Miami would be very entertaining.

I think Leach would be a better fit at FIU after Mario Cristobal bolts for one of the open jobs in the powerhouse MAC conference.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2010, 06:57:54 PM »
please hire leavitt

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2010, 07:01:59 PM »
No way dude.  If Leach ends up at a FIU, we will hardly ever hear about his zant antics.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2010, 07:06:14 PM »
No way dude.  If Leach ends up at a FIU, we will hardly ever hear about his zant antics.

But five years from now, when LHC Bill Snyder finally decides to leave, Leach will view K-State as a step up.  ;)

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2010, 09:03:23 PM »
grumblings down here that Miami is going to hire Mike Stoops.

Is Miami really a better job than Arizona, and/or would Mike be just looking for a chance to start over?

For that matter, what has Mike done in AZ that would make Miami want him?  Mike has been decent done there but nothing that would put him in the same convo as a Gruden.
Also nothing that would put him the same convo as Nick Saban...or Vince Lombardi.  Coincidentally, all three have the same odds of winding up on Miami's sideline next year.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2010, 09:11:14 PM »
Tuscon is in the middle of rough ridin' nowhere.  It's like a billion times easier (roughly) to Miami than Tuscon.  Mikey has done a good job at UA, and Miami would be a big step up.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2010, 09:28:23 PM »
Miami is much more of a Cocaine Town which is funny because Mike has always come off as a Cocaine Guy to me.  Perfect fit, Welcome to Cocaine Town Cocaine Mike.


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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2010, 09:31:23 PM »
Miami is much more of a Cocaine Town which is funny because Mike has always come off as a Cocaine Guy to me.  Perfect fit, Welcome to Cocaine Town Cocaine Mike.

A cocaine town w/ a lot of fast football players sounds like mikey's dream.  Go for it, Mikey.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2010, 05:17:15 PM »
When Mark May flipped out about a black coach getting fired he cited Miami's poor facilities as a reason Randy Shannon was given too high of expectations.  Also mentioned that the school/stadium are 25mi from each other.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2010, 05:25:14 PM »
Miami is much more of a Cocaine Town which is funny because Mike has always come off as a Cocaine Guy to me.  Perfect fit, Welcome to Cocaine Town Cocaine Mike.

A cocaine town w/ a lot of fast football players sounds like mikey's dream.  Go for it, Mikey.

Adam James has some eligibility left - wonder if Tech would release him from his LOI  :excited:
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2010, 06:20:37 PM »
Miami's facilities are crap and their fanbase is crap.  Other than that, its a dream job

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2010, 06:23:24 PM »
If we're going to demonstrate an obsession with the U's coaching changes let's focus on keeping the stare down as far from there as possible.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2010, 08:04:34 PM »
When Mark May flipped out about a black coach getting fired he cited Miami's poor facilities as a reason Randy Shannon was given too high of expectations.  Also mentioned that the school/stadium are 25mi from each other.

Who does Miami think they are?  :opcat:

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2010, 11:24:13 AM »
We are K-State and we love to hire SHlTTY coaches.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2010, 12:33:58 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2010, 02:22:31 PM »
or he just has no motivation to stop suckling on bob's teet.  <---- ok_cat's talking point since forever.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2010, 03:09:45 PM »
or he just has no motivation to stop suckling on bob's teet.  <---- ok_cat's talking point since forever.

Why buy the cow when Bob's tits excrete the sweet nectar of the gods.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2010, 03:14:14 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2010, 03:16:06 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He mumped a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2010, 03:18:05 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He mumped a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

seriously. you're not even that big of a donor Rams....

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2010, 03:19:01 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He mumped a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

seriously. you're not even that big of a donor Rams....

great post.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2010, 03:20:05 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He effed a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He effed a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

hate the sport, not the playah
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2010, 03:20:49 PM »

oh man. good as gone. venables in miami. can't see anything going bad there.

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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2010, 03:31:09 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He mumped a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

seriously. you're not even that big of a donor Rams....
Your mom begs to differ.
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Re: Dear Miami
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2010, 03:49:52 PM »

he's waitiing to come home.  it's pretty obvious.
He mumped a big KSU donor's wife...it's not happening.  How is this not common knowledge at this point?

If said big donor dies and leaves all his money to his wife...then that would make some sense.

He mumped a lot of people's wives.  Let the haters hate.  Come home Brent. 

seriously. you're not even that big of a donor Rams....
Your mom begs to differ.

OMG an internet "I slept with your mom" diss.... My life is over!!!!  :goodbyecruelworld: