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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6300 on: August 16, 2013, 05:20:54 PM »
To lazy to link it but hosmer tweeted a picture of him in little league and he used to be fat.

Dyson duffy and teaford all start replying calling him billy hosmer and stuff, was super adorable

I vaguely remember this being talked about when he first came up from the minors.





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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6301 on: August 16, 2013, 05:28:46 PM »
Don't want Getz at leadoff?  Ask and you shall recieve.   :barf:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6302 on: August 16, 2013, 05:49:47 PM »
Don't want Getz at leadoff?  Ask and you shall recieve.   :barf:




awful lineup..... just awful....

Dyson should be playing and Bonifacio should be at third. If Maxwell is gone to a funeral than Getz should play 2nd.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6303 on: August 16, 2013, 06:03:44 PM »
Don't want Getz at leadoff?  Ask and you shall recieve.   :barf:



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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6304 on: August 16, 2013, 07:10:01 PM »
hosmer (horse) is a badass.  i miss moose, though.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6305 on: August 16, 2013, 08:05:05 PM »
Guys, if Hos propositioned u for sex, could u say no?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6306 on: August 16, 2013, 08:54:13 PM »
It's Holland Time--twice in one day! 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6307 on: August 16, 2013, 08:55:15 PM »
Wish we would have traded Gordon instead of myers

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6308 on: August 16, 2013, 09:04:42 PM »
How much poon do u think Hos slays in a weeks time?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6309 on: August 16, 2013, 09:05:16 PM »
Tigers doubled!  :dance:

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6311 on: August 16, 2013, 09:20:16 PM »
shots called!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6312 on: August 16, 2013, 09:48:05 PM »
Pretty classy move by Big Game James to actually win a big game.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6313 on: August 16, 2013, 10:25:24 PM »
I'm back on the bandwagon, like pac man jones at a strip club.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6314 on: August 16, 2013, 10:50:42 PM »
#ourtime

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6316 on: August 16, 2013, 11:21:14 PM »



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Re: Re: Re: The Royals
« Reply #6317 on: August 17, 2013, 01:29:58 AM »
What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.
Hmmmm, so you're saying billy's the type to show off the package, where I was thinking he would want to show off the beer gut, interesting.

Wouldn't being a DH be the best job in the world?
bullpen catcher
DH would make more $ though

True but man think about going to your job making 350k a year and playin once a week

Dude, the bullpen catcher does more in one day that the DH does all week.   Billy probably can't even see his own dick and gets paid mad money to hit 18 HRs a year.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6320 on: August 17, 2013, 01:25:15 PM »
you can't take aderall?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6321 on: August 17, 2013, 01:26:12 PM »
what a joke

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6322 on: August 17, 2013, 01:54:44 PM »
Looks like stud investigative journalist kevin keitzman was right.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #6323 on: August 17, 2013, 02:07:59 PM »
Wow.

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The Royals
« Reply #6324 on: August 17, 2013, 02:14:05 PM »

Looks like stud investigative journalist kevin keitzman was right.

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