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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63000 on: June 14, 2016, 04:43:49 PM »
IMO colon starting at 2B and whit in LF would be a better lineup.  Idk why we're not doing this

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63001 on: June 14, 2016, 05:20:24 PM »
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One of the problems here is that, as bad as he’s been, it’s hard to imagine Escobar’s offense getting much better. Most times, when guys have horrendous offensive seasons, you can say, meh, just an off year. Escobar is more than 4,000 plate appearances into a career that says he’s closer to this than he is the guy who hit .293 back in 2012.

Escobar isn’t just the worst everyday hitter (by OPS) in baseball this year. He is also the worst since the beginning of last year, the third-worst since the beginning of 2014, and the worst since the beginning of 2013, 2012, 2011, and 2010, which was his first year as a regular.

Even with a hit Monday night, he is the runaway leader in outs across baseball, and, according to the awesome Baseball-Reference, is on pace to make more outs* than anyone since at least 1901.

* Escobar has made 220 outs, comfortably ahead of current runner-up Matt Kemp’s 207. This makes a pace for 566 outs on the season, which would knock Omar Moreno’s 560-out season in 1980 off the top line.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63002 on: June 14, 2016, 06:00:03 PM »
he's very bad, just like Chris "Rubber Arm" Young


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63003 on: June 14, 2016, 06:27:16 PM »
Wow, it's worse than I thought

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63004 on: June 14, 2016, 06:47:09 PM »
Stfu Carnes.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63005 on: June 14, 2016, 06:51:08 PM »
Three days til wedding big cat

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63006 on: June 14, 2016, 06:54:48 PM »
I wish I didn't know that stuff about Escobar,  but there's no going back to my old ignorance now. I am astounded

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63007 on: June 14, 2016, 07:01:00 PM »
I just remembered Escobar started an all star game  :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63008 on: June 14, 2016, 07:04:10 PM »
Three days til wedding big cat
Just feeling out how Carnesing feels. Feels kinda weak and played out. I'll do better. :cheers:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63009 on: June 14, 2016, 07:04:59 PM »
if the game is close that its going to be in the hands of Soria. Davis/Herrera unavailable.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63010 on: June 14, 2016, 07:07:06 PM »
Let's be honest our wang is going to come out one way or another tonight
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63011 on: June 14, 2016, 07:10:44 PM »
if the game is close that its going to be in the hands of Soria. Davis/Herrera unavailable.

Lots of words to say we lose if it's close
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63012 on: June 14, 2016, 07:12:34 PM »
if the game is close that its going to be in the hands of Soria. Davis/Herrera unavailable.
Like playing with a 2 and a 3 at the poker table, praying for a straight, if you're dumb enough to play the hand, because we have to. :bawl:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63013 on: June 14, 2016, 07:33:26 PM »
if the game is close that its going to be in the hands of Soria. Davis/Herrera unavailable.

the cleveland guys were just talking up that yost hinted that davis would pitch if needed.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63014 on: June 14, 2016, 07:34:34 PM »
Youngsie is missing and missing high.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63015 on: June 14, 2016, 07:35:27 PM »
i expect davis will be needed because big chris youngsie looks like he has his heart set on pitching six shutout inns tonight.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63016 on: June 14, 2016, 07:36:39 PM »
i expect davis will be needed because big chris youngsie looks like he has his heart set on pitching six shutout inns tonight.

weird because to me he looks intent on throwing 87 mph fastballs high

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63017 on: June 14, 2016, 07:38:28 PM »
The Japanese nickel and dimed Hud's paycheck!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63018 on: June 14, 2016, 07:41:07 PM »
weird because to me he looks intent on throwing 87 mph fastballs high

that's how you know he's on.  when those flutter low it's trouble.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63019 on: June 14, 2016, 07:43:04 PM »
has hosmer ever fielded a ground ball?  one of the ones hit right at him, i mean.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63020 on: June 14, 2016, 07:44:36 PM »
had to get four outs there.  hope that doesn't limit him to just the five scoreless.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63021 on: June 14, 2016, 07:58:03 PM »
illegal hitter.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63022 on: June 14, 2016, 08:02:37 PM »
He's got one more inning in him, maybe Gee can give us three on top of it
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63023 on: June 14, 2016, 08:02:54 PM »
CY looks like CY

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #63024 on: June 14, 2016, 08:03:19 PM »
Horrible umping last inning and then horrible AB by cheslorsie