alright everyone sit your asses down.
So the Royals lost Game 1? Are we gonna quit. No. We will fight. If you are out at the K, scream your damn head off. If the Astros get a run in the 1st, we WILL remain positive because WE ARE FOREVER ROYAL you got that? Can't go to the game? You use your brain to create positive brain wave forces. Release those brain powers in the air and sent them to Kauffman Stadium. This SERIES is our WILD CARD GAME. We were down early (just like now) and we came roaring back (just like we will today).
Do you think Rusty Kuntz is wallowing? Doubt it. His old face has a smile on it.
Do you think Sung Woo is in Korea feeling worried or sad? Nope. There is no Korean word for worried or sad.
Do you think Eric Hosmer is scared of Scott Kazmir? I do not think so, because he is fearless.
So what do we do now? We sing the song about our Royals that AppleJack taught us. We wave towels. We eat poison aramark food and pick up poisonous snakes, but they will not harm us. We remain EXCITED AND UPBEAT ABOUT THE KC ROYALS HEY YEAH!
So. In conclusion, 1738.
Never forget to be a TEAM. No show boating. We play for the name on THE FRONT OF THE JERSEY.