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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50325 on: October 09, 2015, 09:30:02 AM »
if we win today we will win sunday too, fyi
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50326 on: October 09, 2015, 09:33:09 AM »
if we win today we will win tomorrow too, fyi
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50327 on: October 09, 2015, 09:33:44 AM »
if we win today we will win sunday too, fyi
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50328 on: October 09, 2015, 09:34:12 AM »
sunday i'm talking about sunday ffs

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50329 on: October 09, 2015, 09:34:32 AM »
I'm willing to forgive Cueto for two months of mostly subpar pitching if he gets us a win today.

We will lose Game 3 because Keuchel, but I like our chances in Games 4 and 5 if we can get a win today.

didn't we spank keuchel in the regular season. no question mark. not a question. 


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50330 on: October 09, 2015, 09:34:50 AM »
I'm more worried about the shitty LHP we face today than I am Keuchel, honestly.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50331 on: October 09, 2015, 09:35:13 AM »
I'm not as scared as some are about facing stupid beard. a lot of that has to do with us throwing volquez. I like our odds tonight because kazmir is a loser assuming cueto doesn't bomb.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50332 on: October 09, 2015, 09:36:45 AM »
Volquez will have to pitch the game of his life on Sunday if we are going to beat Keuchel in Houston.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50333 on: October 09, 2015, 09:37:19 AM »
He won't bomb but I doubt he's much better than 3 runs in 6 innings, and that's probably not good enough.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50334 on: October 09, 2015, 09:37:57 AM »
Volquez will have to pitch the game of his life on Sunday if we are going to beat Keuchel in Houston.

Not really. He just needs to go out there and do what he usually does.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50335 on: October 09, 2015, 09:38:36 AM »
This team needs aoki
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50336 on: October 09, 2015, 09:39:03 AM »
we smashed the crap out of kuechel this year. 5 runs in 2 innings.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50337 on: October 09, 2015, 09:40:07 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50338 on: October 09, 2015, 09:40:45 AM »
Keuchel's ERA against the Royals is over 3. Not worried.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50339 on: October 09, 2015, 09:41:15 AM »
why the hell is this game on at 2 today? I'm at work guys, wtf!!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50340 on: October 09, 2015, 09:41:44 AM »
Keuchel's ERA against the Royals is over 3. Not worried.

He won't be able to handle the weight of the entire city of Houston on his shoulders on Sunday. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50341 on: October 09, 2015, 09:44:12 AM »
the last time easy ed volquez went to houston in may, he recorded 7 Ks, 0 earned runs on his way to an 11-1 royals win.  not concerned.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50342 on: October 09, 2015, 09:47:21 AM »
Is regression to the mean a thing?  It's a myth, right?


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50343 on: October 09, 2015, 09:49:13 AM »
why the hell is this game on at 2 today? I'm at work guys, wtf!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50344 on: October 09, 2015, 10:00:06 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50345 on: October 09, 2015, 10:01:46 AM »
we need to win today
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50346 on: October 09, 2015, 10:11:44 AM »
So apparently 8 times out of 8 the team that has won the first game has won the series.  Yeesh it's already over.

The DS has been played for 20 years.

I'm not sure of the constraints, but the announcer quoted this statistic during the game.  Maybe it's when the visiting team wins the first game?  I dunno.  Looks bleak.

You figure Cueto should win today, and we'll lose to Keuchel.  I gotta think Houston picks up one of the other two.
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/652496255025713153

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50347 on: October 09, 2015, 10:14:10 AM »
I'm sure there is a similar statistic for game 2 winners.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50348 on: October 09, 2015, 10:14:15 AM »
What are you doing to ensure a Royals victory tonight?

I've got my Royals T on as an undershirt, am wearing my Royals hat with World Series 2014 decal on the side, and I'm listening to the Royals Playoffs 2015 Walkup Songs playlist on Spotify.  Also leaving work at lunch to go to Toon's Bar & Grill to smash Tank 7's (Chicago Royals HQ) :th_twocents:

This is a team effort, we need you
 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #50349 on: October 09, 2015, 10:21:23 AM »
8mp, I've completely disregarded their chances for winning this series.  I know to you that must sound negative, but for example I did the same for the wildcard game last year (actually fell asleep on the couch) and you know how that one turned out.  It was only when I started believing again (WS game 7) that they fell short.  So, pardon my negativity, but it is only in the best interests of the team.