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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44075 on: August 17, 2015, 04:11:46 PM »
ALDS -  blue jays
ALCS -  yankees
WS - cards (Dodgers close 2nd)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44076 on: August 17, 2015, 04:13:54 PM »




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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44077 on: August 17, 2015, 04:14:50 PM »
However, z man makes a lot more sense and it's way better.  :frown: :buh-bye:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44078 on: August 17, 2015, 04:18:46 PM »
mocat, rank the teams you'd most like to break their heart in each round of the playoffs. not who you think is the best matchup for us, who you want to be sad.

i would love to face the exact same teams again. losing two years in a row to the same team has got to hurt so bad. obviously we beat the giants in the world series this time tho. the revenge factor would be fantastic. also in this scenario the cardinals get swept in the nlds. so they're sad too.

entertainment wise, i would like to face the yankees & obviously beating the cardinals would be the greatest thing oat

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44079 on: August 17, 2015, 04:29:29 PM »
mocat, rank the teams you'd most like to break their heart in each round of the playoffs. not who you think is the best matchup for us, who you want to be sad.

i would love to face the exact same teams again. losing two years in a row to the same team has got to hurt so bad. obviously we beat the giants in the world series this time tho. the revenge factor would be fantastic. also in this scenario the cardinals get swept in the nlds. so they're sad too.

entertainment wise, i would like to face the yankees & obviously beating the cardinals would be the greatest thing oat


i think i'd get bored with another Royals/Orioles ALCS.

ALDS: Yanks
ALCS: Jays
WS: Cubs (cubs beat cards in NLDS and dodgers in NLCS)

Would love so hard

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44080 on: August 17, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »
I want nothing to do with the futility that is the Cubs. They pretty much killed a man for their last post season run, just for trying to catch a foul ball. I fear for our players safety.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44081 on: August 17, 2015, 04:34:05 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44082 on: August 17, 2015, 04:34:28 PM »
I want nothing to do with the futility that is the Cubs. They pretty much killed a man for their last post season run, for just trying to catch a foul ball. I fear for our players safety.

A Royals/Cubs WS would get the biggest ratings since 2004 for sure, maybe bust it. Tickets would be going for bags of gold doubloons

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44083 on: August 17, 2015, 04:36:46 PM »
I want nothing to do with the futility that is the Cubs. They pretty much killed a man for their last post season run, for just trying to catch a foul ball. I fear for our players safety.

A Royals/Cubs WS would get the biggest ratings since 2004 for sure, maybe bust it. Tickets would be going for bags of gold doubloons
This is very true. Take last years royals mania and X10 that for battered Cubs fans. They would want blood!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44084 on: August 17, 2015, 04:37:26 PM »
there's no way i would rather beat the cubs than the cardinals.

1a. cardinals - lifetime of lol'ing
1b. giants - angry revenge
2. dodgers - sexiest WS oat?
3. mets -  :dunno:
4. pirates - we're like a better them
5. cubs - wgaf

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44085 on: August 17, 2015, 04:38:27 PM »
beating the cards would be splendid mocat. it really would

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44086 on: August 17, 2015, 04:38:53 PM »
i feel like i am underselling how sexy the Dodgers vs Royals would be

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44087 on: August 17, 2015, 04:40:09 PM »
i feel like i am underselling how sexy the Dodgers vs Royals would be

the celebs at the games  :eek:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44088 on: August 17, 2015, 04:40:50 PM »
Am I a bad father that I'm already thinking of creative ways to cut short trick or treating so I can watch the start of Game 4?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44089 on: August 17, 2015, 04:41:01 PM »
I would love to kick Greinke's dick in!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44090 on: August 17, 2015, 04:43:02 PM »
imagine joc pederson trotting halfway to second because he just hit another 400 ft bomb, then realizing cain ran it down in right center. joc cannot help but flash a grin and shake his head on his way back to the dugout. duffy keeps his hat raised above his head for several seconds as cain puts his wrists on his hips and saunters back to his position in center. mattingly looks at his bench coach and grabs another stick of gum. the K is the only place that can contain joc.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44091 on: August 17, 2015, 04:57:31 PM »
game 3, bottom of the 7th. royals are up 3-1. gonzalez is on 1st with 1 out. ventura stares in at salvy, then turns slightly to his left and spits. after a nod he throws a 1-2 breaking ball to andre ethier. it's a slow grounder to short. escobar dives to his left and gets up firing to zobesie, who throws to 1st, but not in time for the double play. hosmer smiles and says "you've lost a step dre, we almost got you." ethier smiles, but his eyes give away his frustration. Puig chases the first pitch and pops out. inning over. as dyson trots in from right field, he smiles and takes his sunglasses off. he thinks to himself, the california sun has set on the dodgers, too.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44092 on: August 17, 2015, 04:59:02 PM »
game 3, bottom of the 6th. royals are up 3-1. gonzalez is on 1st with 1 out. ventura stares in at salvy, then turns slightly to his left and spits. after a nod he throws a 1-2 breaking ball to andre ethier. it's a slow grounder to short. escobar dives to his left and gets up firing to zobesie, who throws to 1st, but not in time for the double play. hosmer smiles and says "you've lost a step dre, we almost got you." ethier smiles, but his eyes give away his frustration. Puig chases the first pitch and pops out. inning over. as dyson trots in from right field, he smiles and takes his sunglasses off. he thinks to himself, the california sun has set on the dodgers, too.


(Ned would've gone to Herrera for the 7th)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44093 on: August 17, 2015, 05:01:44 PM »
yeah but did the pure sex aspect come through in those passages?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44094 on: August 17, 2015, 05:33:24 PM »
Watching MLB network and they're saying that with Gordon going to his rehab assignment that zobrist is preparing to be the full time second baseman

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44095 on: August 17, 2015, 05:41:43 PM »
Watching MLB network and they're saying that with Gordon going to his rehab assignment that zobrist is preparing to be the full time second baseman

what did they say abut dyson preparing to mush rios' fat face?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44096 on: August 17, 2015, 05:51:57 PM »
Watching MLB network and they're saying that with Gordon going to his rehab assignment that zobrist is preparing to be the full time second baseman

what did they say abut dyson preparing to mush rios' fat face?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #44099 on: August 17, 2015, 11:23:10 PM »
hey guys,

in a sea of 39,000+ blue-clad postseason heroes, guess where the universe decided to put cf3 and j-dub??

RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OMG!!!

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