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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31975 on: February 27, 2015, 08:05:41 AM »
I think the Royals struck out Josh Hamilton so many times he turned to drugs.  :frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31976 on: February 27, 2015, 10:19:15 AM »
Andy has been better than expected, still prefer Bob Dutton tho

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31977 on: February 27, 2015, 10:34:10 AM »
Spring Training elites.. are you able to attend practices this weekend?  Is it worth it?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31978 on: February 27, 2015, 11:25:05 AM »
guys, I got some good extreme insider george brett, dayton moore, bubba starling insider stuff last weekend in KC. I'll tell it all to you later maybe or if I get drunk.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31979 on: February 27, 2015, 12:29:42 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31980 on: February 27, 2015, 12:31:45 PM »
Ordered tickets for the April 8th game!  :billdance:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31981 on: February 27, 2015, 12:35:48 PM »
Andy has been better than expected, still prefer Bob Dutton tho

lol wut

I said "I still prefer Bob Dutton"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31982 on: February 27, 2015, 03:07:07 PM »
wait that's what josh vernier looks like?  :sdeek:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31983 on: February 27, 2015, 03:09:21 PM »
you guys bear with me for a minute because i have never thought to google image people from the radio.

i mean OMG look at these goons!



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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31984 on: February 27, 2015, 03:09:47 PM »
josh klingler looks exactly like he sounds. when he says "i'm jaaaaaaaaaaash klingler" he sucks his chin inside his throat like that. wow. this is great

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31985 on: February 27, 2015, 03:11:35 PM »
YOU GUYS!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:



this one makes sense (sounds fat, looks fat)

that is jay binkley ^
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31986 on: February 27, 2015, 03:13:40 PM »
are you guys going to sit there and tell me you knew danny clinkscale looked like this the whole time?


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31987 on: February 27, 2015, 03:26:11 PM »
i don't know who the fat one is mocat

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31988 on: February 27, 2015, 03:28:40 PM »
you guys bear with me for a minute because i have never thought to google image people from the radio.

i mean OMG look at these goons!



 :lol:
Now imagine the one on the left squatting on a bat so it can pleasure his taint.  :Yuck:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31989 on: February 27, 2015, 03:38:31 PM »
Dunno if it was 810 or 610. But someone was talking about Sweeney then mentioned how he was sure all of the African American  boys in KC wanna play baseball because of Cain.



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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31990 on: February 27, 2015, 03:40:38 PM »
you guys bear with me for a minute because i have never thought to google image people from the radio.

i mean OMG look at these goons!



 :lol:
Now imagine the one on the left squatting on a bat so it can pleasure his taint.  :Yuck:

what in the world  :confused:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31991 on: February 27, 2015, 03:45:16 PM »
you guys bear with me for a minute because i have never thought to google image people from the radio.

i mean OMG look at these goons!



 :lol:
Now imagine the one on the left squatting on a bat so it can pleasure his taint.  :Yuck:

what in the world  :confused:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31992 on: February 27, 2015, 03:47:58 PM »
welp  :sdeek:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31993 on: February 27, 2015, 04:00:57 PM »
mocat, carry on. everyone else quit grossing things up in my Royals thread

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31994 on: February 27, 2015, 04:04:12 PM »
mocat, carry on. everyone else quit grossing things up in my Royals thread
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31995 on: February 27, 2015, 07:26:11 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31996 on: February 27, 2015, 07:41:30 PM »
Bob Fescoe is rough ridin' awful
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31997 on: February 28, 2015, 07:43:06 AM »



I'm worried about Duffy's right eye.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31998 on: March 01, 2015, 10:23:21 AM »
what if hos and moose take the next step... what if yordano goes all pedro on the league... what if morales and rios don't suck...

it could be really fun guys
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #31999 on: March 01, 2015, 07:43:54 PM »
Guys, that 8-game winning streak tho!! Holy moly!
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