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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30950 on: November 07, 2014, 03:37:34 PM »
EMAWmeister: This is who I am. I dwell on it. Sorry man. I know I shouldn't but I do sometimes. Sorry.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30951 on: November 07, 2014, 04:06:37 PM »
baseball recruiting season is so rough ridin' slow.  sign someone, royals.  for eff's sake.
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« Reply #30952 on: November 07, 2014, 07:07:15 PM »
Was at a thing today in Palm Beach and met the wife of the Royals VP of scouting, Rene Francisco. We talked about a lot of World Series stuff. Was pretty great.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30953 on: November 08, 2014, 09:21:12 AM »
Gordon won the platinum award as best defender in the AL
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30954 on: November 08, 2014, 09:42:34 AM »
If Salvy develops knee problems early in his career, so help me...

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The Kansas City Royals star was among 29 players on the roster announced Friday for the Major League Baseball all-star postseason tour of Japan.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30955 on: November 08, 2014, 10:30:21 AM »
If Salvy develops knee problems early in his career, so help me...

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The Kansas City Royals star was among 29 players on the roster announced Friday for the Major League Baseball all-star postseason tour of Japan.

he needs to DH about 40 games next year

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30956 on: November 08, 2014, 11:13:18 AM »
If Salvy develops knee problems early in his career, so help me...

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The Kansas City Royals star was among 29 players on the roster announced Friday for the Major League Baseball all-star postseason tour of Japan.

he needs to DH about 40 games next year

maybe. i'm seriously worried about his bat though. he looked completely lost over the last thirty games.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30957 on: November 08, 2014, 02:00:59 PM »
Gordon won the platinum award as best defender in the AL

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30958 on: November 08, 2014, 03:07:33 PM »
We're the best. Royals fans nominated for SI Sportsman of the Year.

http://www.si.com/sportsman/2014/10/20/steve-rushin-sportsman-kansas-city-royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30959 on: November 09, 2014, 01:09:54 PM »
Two letters and one word: CC Sabathia

Three words: Balls too old.

Agreed. Too much risk.

Dennis Eckersly is in elite physical condition.

Seriously though, we'll probably make a run at that one guy with the super hot wife (McCarthy?)
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30960 on: November 09, 2014, 01:12:51 PM »
The thought of a platoon situation at DH with a bunch of little non home run hitting turds makes me extremely angry.

Concur
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30961 on: November 09, 2014, 05:24:08 PM »
Highlight of the Catz game yesterday.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30962 on: November 09, 2014, 10:13:00 PM »
If Salvy develops knee problems early in his career, so help me...

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The Kansas City Royals star was among 29 players on the roster announced Friday for the Major League Baseball all-star postseason tour of Japan.

I'm not ready to get into the hot stove stuff yet but this enraged me as well!!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30963 on: November 10, 2014, 03:00:53 AM »
Listen, I know a few things about Salvador Perez. He loves to smile, he likes to wear perfume for good luck, and he loves to mess with Lorenzo Cain, but he loves to catch baseball games most of all, and no one is going to stop him from doing any of that. Our best bet is to hope that he's got a member of the training staff with him 24/7.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30964 on: November 10, 2014, 08:06:24 AM »
Maybe whoever is coaching this all star tour can tell Salvy all the things he has been doing wrong in the batter's box and get him to stop doing them.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30965 on: November 10, 2014, 10:21:40 AM »
Listen, I know a few things about Salvador Perez. He loves to smile, he likes to wear perfume for good luck, and he loves to mess with Lorenzo Cain, but he loves to catch baseball games most of all, and no one is going to stop him from doing any of that. Our best bet is to hope that he's got a member of the training staff with him 24/7.

Tell me more stuff about Sal. What does he like for breakfast? What's his favorite slurpee?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30966 on: November 10, 2014, 05:05:36 PM »
Shields rejected qualifying offer

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30967 on: November 10, 2014, 09:26:01 PM »
Royals in trade talks with Phillies about slugger Howard.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30968 on: November 10, 2014, 09:27:39 PM »
Shields rejected qualifying offer

At least we'll get a couple kick ass draft picks when he signs with the Red Sox
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30969 on: November 10, 2014, 09:28:28 PM »
Royals in trade talks with Phillies about slugger Howard.

Those better involve Philly eating 95% of his contract
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30970 on: November 10, 2014, 09:40:49 PM »
Ryan Howard? please no.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30971 on: November 10, 2014, 09:56:44 PM »
I wish it was easy to just go out and find a 27 year old right handed slugger who hits to all fields for average and power and who gets on base, smh

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30972 on: November 10, 2014, 10:03:09 PM »
He's pretty injury prone mocat. I guess I'm ok with it if we get the phils to eat the contract

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30973 on: November 10, 2014, 10:10:11 PM »
I was being completely serious in my post. I just wish it was easy to do that, but it's not, bc there are just like no options out there :/

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30974 on: November 10, 2014, 10:14:13 PM »
We should trade for Carlos Gonzalez instead