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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13400 on: July 01, 2014, 05:48:45 PM »
Royals I come to thee now pledging my semi allegiance asking for a win please grant me this wish

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13401 on: July 01, 2014, 05:56:54 PM »
Ibanez in RF tonight  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13402 on: July 01, 2014, 05:57:12 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13403 on: July 01, 2014, 06:44:20 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 01, 2014, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 01, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
Ibanez in RF tonight  :horrorsurprise:
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Royals with a great opportunity to further stomp on my already crushed heart tonight
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13404 on: July 01, 2014, 06:47:23 PM »
Quote from: mocat on July 01, 2014, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 01, 2014, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 01, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
Ibanez in RF tonight  :horrorsurprise:
:eek:

Royals with a great opportunity to further stomp on my already crushed heart tonight

The Royals will raise you up, on Eagles wings, Bear you on the Breath of Dawn......
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13405 on: July 01, 2014, 07:03:14 PM »
i don't see it as handling hosmer with kid gloves.  i see it as not having any other options. 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13406 on: July 01, 2014, 07:32:08 PM »
if i could go back in time and tell 5th grade james shields to play soccer instead of baseball - i would do it.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13407 on: July 01, 2014, 07:35:54 PM »
is it just the cut of their uniforms that makes them look fat, or are they really fatter than is normal for a baseball team?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13408 on: July 01, 2014, 07:37:22 PM »
You guys I'm listening to the twins crew tonight. You can tell where Ryan got his stupid butthurt bias, woof. They spent ten minutes talking about that one inning in may when Shields gave up a bunch of unearned runs in one inning to the twins. I mean they broke it down at bat by at bat, so weird
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13409 on: July 01, 2014, 07:38:22 PM »
i think our fattest three players would be in their top five skinniest.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13410 on: July 01, 2014, 07:39:23 PM »
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You guys I'm listening to the twins crew tonight. You can tell where Ryan got his stupid butthurt bias, woof. They spent ten minutes talking about that one inning in may when Shields gave up a bunch of unearned runs in one inning to the twins. I mean they broke it down at bat by at bat, so weird

nothing good has ever come from minnesota
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13411 on: July 01, 2014, 07:42:20 PM »
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Quote from: mocat on July 01, 2014, 07:37:22 PM
You guys I'm listening to the twins crew tonight. You can tell where Ryan got his stupid butthurt bias, woof. They spent ten minutes talking about that one inning in may when Shields gave up a bunch of unearned runs in one inning to the twins. I mean they broke it down at bat by at bat, so weird

nothing good has ever come from minnesota

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13412 on: July 01, 2014, 07:43:11 PM »
MOOSE
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13413 on: July 01, 2014, 07:43:52 PM »
Nice AB, Moose.   :)
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13414 on: July 01, 2014, 07:44:22 PM »
minnesota is one of only two states in the us with a mlb team and a native population of moose.
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« Reply #13415 on: July 01, 2014, 07:46:10 PM »
Explains why moose is hitting over .340 vs Minnesota this year :sdeek:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13416 on: July 01, 2014, 07:48:15 PM »
Seriously, Target Field? They are so lucky Walmart exists because it would be so embarrassing to have the #1 grossest box store chain as your stadium name
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« Reply #13417 on: July 01, 2014, 07:51:48 PM »
Omg you guys should watch this too. The Minnesota commercials are fabulous. Just had a commercial full of old Minnesota style Harley guys staring silently into the camera with a random odometer running in the foreground. Then the words SOBER RIDERS RIDE LONGER. Amazing stuff
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13418 on: July 01, 2014, 07:59:23 PM »
actually, that's not true at all about the moose and minnesota.  i made it up.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13419 on: July 01, 2014, 08:03:10 PM »
so i don't know why moose got that hit.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13420 on: July 01, 2014, 08:15:20 PM »
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You guys I'm listening to the twins crew tonight. You can tell where Ryan got his stupid butthurt bias, woof. They spent ten minutes talking about that one inning in may when Shields gave up a bunch of unearned runs in one inning to the twins. I mean they broke it down at bat by at bat, so weird

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and he couldn't escape it fast enough.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13421 on: July 01, 2014, 08:19:33 PM »
guys, i kinda hate james shields. like get your crap together dude. you're supposed to be a stud. we are finally almost good, and you are effing blowing it. you are the worst starter on the staff. 5th out of 5. stop being such a freaking loser.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13422 on: July 01, 2014, 08:22:35 PM »
i'm going to wait until after this half inning before i decide whether to help you hate him or not.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13423 on: July 01, 2014, 08:23:41 PM »
minnesota local advertisement update: boot seller called Chet's Shoes shows a guy wearing dorky hiking boots out in the woods looking for bigfoot, and he finds bigfoot who, get this, is also wearing dorky hiking boots
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« Reply #13424 on: July 01, 2014, 08:24:31 PM »
calm down j dub, he got the guy to pop out but we flubbed it up, not his fault
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